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Eugreenia

@eugreenia.bsky.social
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Librarian. Reader Dog and cats living together Mass hysteria Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
my dad knew an old lady who swallowed a fly, and in an effort to retrieve it made a series of catastrophic decisions that ultimately led to her death
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Today I was called Pangloss. Supposedly it was a compliment. Dude I don’t know. I was a biochem major. Compare me to Rosalind Franklin or something en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide
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Candide - Wikipedia
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m working today and Minni is not pleased
A black dog with a grey face and grey popping up on her ears and legs. She’s on a grey couch, sitting in between pillows. She is sticking her tongue out
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Working today, so no protest for me. But I can see them from the library!
No Kings protest in a park, from a distance
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The best revenge is living well. And maybe a lil bit o murder.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
old mcdonald had an arm AI AI oh and on that arm he had two thumbs AI AI oh with a brush brush here and a blur blur there old mcdonald had an arm AI AI oh ...and all together now
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’ve decided I’m NOT going to sort my books by genre. It’s my library and I love when everything is smashed together so if I were to read all my books from first to last I would have a range of different stories :)
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
short answer: no long answer: nooooooooo
An email with the title "could ai end the need for clinical trials?"
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 26/03/2026
Our library info literacy school presentation used to teach students to question the reliability of Wikipedia, and now it’s one of the better (starting) internet sources, especially compared with chat gpt. Additional sources and databases are still needed too.
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cricket may have a box problem
Cat in a cardboard box Cat in a cardboard box Cat in a cardboard box Cat in a cardboard box
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The food thief strikes in darkness
Piper, a large cat, in silhouette, eating from her sister’s food bowl. She’s backlit, in front of a window and definitely doesn’t need a second dinner
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
suffering from dewomentia #feminism
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/03/2026
A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all
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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Trans people existing affects other people IN 👏NO 👏WAY👏
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Minni bogarted my squishmallow
A black dog with a grey face and grey tipped paws, lying with her head and front paws on a large upside down grey cat squishmallow
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I got a new mattress cover. Cricket got a new fort
A grey spotty cat, sitting in a cardboard box that is laying on its side. Her white chin is bright inside the shadowy box
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Allergist’s landscaping out here drumming up business
Two cherry trees in full white bloom between a parking lot and a building Cherry tree in full white bloom with sun shining through the branches and a roof in the background
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Well, well, well, look what Schrödinger's cat did and did not drag in
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Two different buckets are evaluated side by side. (pails, in comparison)
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 22/03/2026
I’m all for non library workers advocating for libraries, even if they don’t have all the current information. Partly because libraries and literacy hold society together and partly because everyone gets a chance to yell at the “no one uses libraries anymore” fucko buckos.
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A book excerpt about Ted Bundy in Readers’ Digest in third grade
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 22/03/2026
Dana Scully four part "galaxy brain" meme with more and more reflective glasses:

Bluesky was created to put users in control of their experience

Stackable moderation means you decide what content you see

Except for funny replies. We hide those and you can't stop us.

And Link. Fuck Link.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
God, help me. I just bought another bookcase.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 22/03/2026
The genre of person that tells you a librarian would be their "dream job" but has never made an attempt to become one 😐
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm smart enough that I'm angry and depressed a good bit but I have just enough dumb in me to be a complete fuckwhit.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Leaving the house is overrated.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chewbacca was 1977's Wookiee of the Year
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Patrons keep trying to tip me today 😂😂😂
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When the world wants to talk about itself you put your name away, you don't wear colors, you let silence wait without going to hush what will not wait, hot librarians
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The on and off bilateral hip pain that has been plaguing me since the fall finally has a name Bursitis The sexiest sounding of all the inflammatory conditions
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Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
How trees have hurt me: My life in paper cuts and splinters. - a memoir
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 19/03/2026
the little dude in my yard that helps me keep tempo is a metrognome
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
THEM: Touch grass. ME:
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a buffalo with a ring around its nose is eating grass
ALT: a buffalo with a ring around its nose is eating grass
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Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Are some people just *born* with more energy? Where does all that energy come from, energetic people? I try food, exercise, sleep...nothing. I still just want to do as little as possible to get through my day. I am sloth.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/03/2026
This is Poto. Please do not disturb her, she is busy is yearning. 12/10 (IG: bbo.ddo.poo)
a small brown pup with curly fur is lying on her side next to a window. she’s wearing a brown leather collar, and her paws are indistinguishable from within the little curly masses of her legs. her face is smushed up against the glass, making her otherwise rounded form completely flat on one side. she’s gazing down toward street level with a longing in her eyes.
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Brandywine Battlefield and the Brandywine Museum of Art with Jamie Wyeth’s big pig
Portrait of Pig- Jamie Wyeth

It’s a side view of a pig. It’s big
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Them: I planted over a hundred bulbs today Me: Omg that’s ranunculus
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
when i miss my cats while at work
stapler remover on my finger stimulating my cats biting me, specifically rio
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The library closed early due to severe thunderstorms in NoVa So I got to surprise Minni!
Me, a white lady with her light brown hair pulled back, hiding her face behind a dog’s ear. Minni, the dog, is black with a grey face and a really big smile
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
these hips don't lie but they do ache due to arthritis ✨✨
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a woman in a blue shirt is holding a bottle of water and asking is it hot in here
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is holding a bottle of water and asking is it hot in here
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hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Put ministry psalm 69 inlay in mine and now it goes ding a ding dang a dangalong linglong
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy Ides of March from the Commonwealth of Virginia. Sic Semper Tyrannis!
Flag of the Commonwealth of Virginia, a seal of a woman hoplite representing democracy and virtue stepping on the chest of a fallen king with a laurel garland, all on a blue background. Text says "Virginia. Sic semper tyrannis."
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I put the cd insert for The Georgia Satellites in my spokes and now my fixie goes jing-a-ling-a-ling
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Et tu, JD (I’m feeling optimistic)
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
2025 taxes are done! And we’re getting a refund, which is incredible because I was really expecting to owe because my husband didn’t get taxes taken out of his unemployment and also the general state of the world and my luck lately
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Brittany, France early 20thc, women making 'picot bigouden' a form of intricate and complex crochet linking to Irish crochet #WomensArt
Monochrome photograph featuring three Breton women in black dresses and white lace hats, together creating a huge piece of lacey textile witn complex floral design which hangs between them
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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yesterday’s nap was a group activity
A bed with a green blanket. There are two cats, a dog and me, all napping
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Where’s Keanu Reeves? Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger? Where are all the other fill-in-blank action stars who should be rushing to stop our fated destruction? There’s a bomb on the goddamn bus
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 15/03/2026
I wrote a thing, which includes the phrase "[...]supporting and borrowing from your local library is both cool AND sexy" which of course means you should go read it right now, because you are also both cool AND sexy
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An Ode to Physical Media
"You will own nothing and be happy." Once a phrase used by the World Economic Forum, pulled from an essay written by Danish politician Ida Auken, it is now the unofficial rallying cry for companies around the globe. As they saw consumers gravitating more and more towards the digital instead of the physical for convenience and space-saving benefits, these companies also saw dollar signs.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Carve “he was cheap, hot, and cheesy – like a supermarket pizza” on my slate gravestone. Put one of those skulls with wings dealios at the top
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