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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Detective: where were you at six last night? Me: in bed Detective: you- really? At six? Me: that is correct Detective: can anyone confirm this? Me: well not a human companion but my fridge chastised me for having a snack at 2am

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 15h

Hm okay so in Unwind, the very interesting teen characters now have to carry around and take care of a rando baby annnnnnd ugh I’m out.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 15h

Would you like to have dinner at a place where I also would be having dinner and can we please sit together?

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wife On Our Wedding Night: … the phrase is “consummate the marriage.” ConsummATE. Me: Me: Me: are you saying you don’t want any soup

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eyes and mind wide open, I want to know You, not some boring Idea Of You created by me. Who are you? Tell me, I’m listening.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 15h

If you were a chicken tender you would be one of those battered ones that are so delicately crispy 🥺

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 15h

Sometimes I wonder if I am demisexual or just was too smashed down by dysphoria, shame, and fear? Well the fear is still there so I won’t know until that’s gone.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 16h

Someone do a Bluesky survey so I can then do a Bluesky survey. I wanna talk about me!

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 16h

If a man is all about the big gestures and sweeping you off your feet in grand style but is dismissive and mean and angry and demanding in the small quiet moments, like when you’re in line at the grocery store? THATS A DEAL BREAKER, LADIES.

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Tina Fey: Dealbreaker Moment

Alt: Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in 30 Rock at the peak of her That’s A Dealbreaker, Ladies fame. Ah, I miss those days.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 17h

My sheets are in the wash so I’m camping out in the guest room on the foldable floor mattress :)

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 17h

Making German Pot Roast for date night and sensuously smashing the ginger snaps for the sauce with a hammer 🥰💋

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 17h

Not only does Ross fall asleep at Rachel’s work fashion seminar and SNORE and humiliate her, he refuses to apologize and DOUBLES DOWN on how he was Right To Ruin It for her bc Fashion Is Stupid and Boring and No One Cares. ROSS SUCKS!!!! He is ALL talk and NO game.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 17h

Where’s a big pile of cats when you need one?

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 17h

You know when you’re invested in something small but you’re really struggling to do it correctly, and you keep JUST messing up? And when you finally do anything, like put it aside or make a little angry comment, and the other person glances over, scoffs, and says contemptuously “bc THATS important”

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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 22h

Hows that Witcher remaster gamers. Here's an old comic about the time I went back to Witcher 3 and an npc near me would just not stop spitting

The image is a five panel black and white comic.

Panel 1- A person dressed up as Geralt from Witcher 3 stands in an open field, appreciating the landscape. There is a farm hand standing behind them. The person is thinking, "Huh. Forgot how beautiful Witcher games were."

Panel 2- The farm hand from the first panel is now in the foreground, making an awful horking/snorting sound. "Hrrnngk"

Panel 3- The farm hand then hocks a nasty spit loogie.

Panel 4- The person dressed as Geralt is still standing, seemingly not reacting to the farm hand.

Panel 5- They then turn towards the farm hand, smile still on their face, however they are also rolled up their sleeve and clenching their fist as if ready to beat up the farm hand.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22h

The first thing I like to do in BOTW is activate all the towers. Nothing better than a fully detailed map!

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 22h

Wow this is the first time I’ve defeated FlowerBlight Ganon on one try

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 23h

In The One Where No One’s Ready, Joey says “hey, you can’t SAY you’re breezy! That totally negates the breezy!” How would Joey know the word “negates”???

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The lady from the Xerox place that Ross sleeps with looks like a teenager. Ew.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've been talking to the trees and they agree, you're pretty amazing. The mushrooms still don't trust you tho (they don't trust anyone)

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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 30/09/2026

If a bagel can have everything so can you Queen

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First time a someone spends the night at my place in a romantic way I’m making her Eggs Benedict in the morning. Or middle of the night if she wakes up and is like “…so I had an idea”

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who wants to grill me a nice hot dog now at 10:47pm?

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think I need someone to protect me from bad dreams.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes I worry I’m not elegant and refined but then I remember that my pinky naturally and involuntarily extends when I hold a beverage ✨

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

90% of the time I put the pill in my mouth and then realize there is no water within a 100-mile radius

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Who says applications and cover letters can’t be funny

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My journey to the Pacific Northwest begins TODAY. With this application.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just wrote and submitted the best application and cover letter of MY LIFE, I will be SHOCKED and GUTTED if I don’t hear back.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NOBODY can deliver a gut punch like Neal Shusterman. Jesus fucking Christ. I started reading Unwound on Libby but this is a book series I Must Own.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AAAARGH PERSONAL INJURY PERSONAL INJURY TURNS OUT POWERFUL SUCTION TOYS CAN BE DANGEROUS WHO DO I CALL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

logging on

Still from the television show Bob's Burgers showing Tammy running away from the camera with text that reads "(crying, farting)"

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026

this is tonic masculinity + semiotically clever as hell 👍

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My switch charger works with my new personal item, that’s nice.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can’t wait to learn what cute nicknames my gf is gonna give me 🥰

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the problem with pet fish is you can’t pet fish

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I haven’t actually beaten Breath of the Wild yet but I can’t wait, I want to play a little of the Switch 2 version of Tears of the Kingdom!

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This has been my message to every male presenting client I've treated. It's your job to tell other men to knock it off-they're not going to stop until it's socially unacceptable (see: dangerous) to hurt women.

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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️ ☔️ @coldwolf615.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t care how much you moon over someone and profess your love and make a million big gestures. If you TREAT THEM like garbage, you DON’T love them.

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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

YOU GOTTA BE BAD YOU GOTTA BE BOLD YOU GOTTA BE WISER

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