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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
Alt: The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This one’s called “Posting on Socials”
Bruce Minney
POW Assassins
1975 Oil on Board 

A tough pulpy painting of a two fisted guy and he’s punching a Nazi. A dame, probably the dish he loves, reacts. Somehow as a completely secondary background thing, a guy in a bulldozer pushes an occupied Nazi armored car off a cliff.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Christopher Plummer?! That guy should have been named Christopher Actor
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love this chart. I'm guess that the correlation here (.85) is about as big as you would find for any other variable. Also, a less serious scholar than @tesler.bsky.social (namely me) would have made a crude Freudian reference to the slope of the line.
Chart shows a close positive relationship between Trump's 2024 vote and Google searches for testosterone boosters.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meet Derek.
An AI add with a stickfigure using a computer: "Meet Derek. AI every day. Always hitting a wall. Then he found evenfall. Private AI chat. No ads. No behavioural tracking. More room to create.Screenshots from "The Good Place" of Jason Mantzoukas (Derek) saying: Well I wasn't technically designed for this. But to be fair, I wasn't designed for anything."
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gives a whole new meaning to Wood Winds:
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*clears throat* Baby Gaga
pagesix.com
Exclusive | Lady Gaga welcomes first baby with fiancé Michael Polansky
The singer previously spoke about wanting to become a mom someday.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 10/09/2026
Not a problem, we can spend our $5K stimulus checks on electric scooters
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13enster @13enster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we can repair US-Canada relations by inviting them to burn the ballroom to the ground for old time's sake
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/08/2026
Every single post on my timeline--literally every one--is screaming grief
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Mike Drac O’ Lantern 🎃 @digitaldraco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post from bailee yaps on Threads. Post reads: You know who didn't use AI? Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nice petard you have here. Be a real shame if you got hoisted by it.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I specifically requested no more metaphors
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Being a Cubs fan 😔
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Imagine the pure joy of getting to write this www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/u...
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/06/2026
im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Surely the Cubs will win a game *accidentally* at some point, right?
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh
sfgate.com
Rare bug photographed in Golden Gate Park pond: 'Total shock'
The elusive find had never been logged on iNaturalist before.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Really feels sometimes like the people running Israel are secret agents working for the people that want to destroy it.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
It’s the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album but I’ve replaced all their heads with Jar Jar and where it said WEEZER in the top corner now it says WEESA
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.
The Onion
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
March 10, 2026Reuters
Trump says Iran war is worth the economic pain. These rural voters agree.
By Brad Brooks
May 16, 20265:14 AM CDT
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
News used to be better
Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.
It’s May 3rd
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Structural integrity field failure.
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Allison Morrow @amorrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now
"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A sowing/reaping for the ages
2025 Politico headline: Trump on Texas redistricting: ‘We are entitled to 5 more seats’John Gramlich skeet quoting Trump in NYT today: Trump: “I don’t know if you know what gerrymandering is, but it’s not good.”
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 17/04/2026
the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot
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David F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
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