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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

toddler's been singing happy birthday to the vacuum. just as well - we never wished the vacuum a happy birthday

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I certainly hope not the Ed Sheeran type of selling out. I am kidding of course -- have a good one y'all!

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

abusing my toddler (talking to someone else for 45 seconds)

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

a way i make myself instantly intriguing and "more gen z" is by referring to my combination dry and oily skin as "part of my lore"

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

bluey and bingo obviously both have the same parents but i'd be lying if it didn't seem like a lower stakes brady bunch situation -- and i think that could expand the stories they write. but it's fine as is too

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i guess i didn't realize how hot it is outside because i'm just thinking about how SMART it is outside :)

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My therapist says that everybody has developmental trauma. So all can’t be perfect in the Bluey household…

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Thrilled to report my 1.5 yo is a child prodigy (in passive aggression) (he sneezed, no one said anything, he pointedly said BLESS YOU)

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Say what you will - it is funny that the most this country has progressed with gun control is making the gun emoji neon green. It’s like sentencing a serial killer to getting slimed

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i think if we still had tails there would be a whole beauty industry for it. prove me wrong! #subwaytakes

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

as someone who's been pregnant i cannot think of anything scarier than one of your organs growing a person and then expelling them. that's the kind of thing you call a priest about

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Moms like to start conversations at 7 am with “Thirteen people in India are dead”

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

the joy of the toddler is that you can take him to a safari park to show him a rhino up close and he will turn the other way and begin to cheer loudy for the chevy pick up truck

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

wonderful news. the american army of rapists have been deployed to the middle east to support women's rights

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I don’t need to see the odyssey. It happens to me once or twice a week

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Unless you decide to become naked all the time you can never truly “BE DONE WITH LAUNDRY”.

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

if you had asked lou gehrig what he thought symptoms of lou gehrig's disease would be i bet he would be like "being good at baseball" but unfortunately that's not how things shook out

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

if i'm being honest taylor swift and travis kelce had a medium sized indian wedding

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

toddler currently weeping because he bumped his head but doesn't have enough language skills to express himself. just crying the words "big bird, ernie, tigger, eeyore" over and over again

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I am also marrying Travis kelce at Madison square garden

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

in a porn parody of toy story, probably called "sex toy story" (not a surprising title) you wouldn't have to rename woody or buzz. but that's not a reason to make it

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Hearing a police siren and pulling over out of fear even though I'm sitting on my couch in my house

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

They can!?!? Well I've got a weekend activity for my toddler and dog...

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

this is how they get you - you're enjoying a brunch and thinking "i have not thrown out my back and i never will". then at the damn drop of a hat,

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

ever since they lost ,things have not been looking good for arizona's chances in the championship

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

2 years ago to this date i found out i was pregnant. do you know how hard it is to tell your husband that kind of news on this day

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

With the way the world is going is there a day that we are NOT the “April fool”? Thanks

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

You might call it pregaming but I’m not going to stop calling it “getting my booster shots”

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

i swear to god next year i am doing my march madness bracket after the whole thing is over

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

at my very healthy parents house enjoying the beautiful time between the baby going to bed and me going to bed where my mom tells me her end of life wishes

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

my husband and i are trying for number 2 (we're both constipated)

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

if the wet bandits are there for like the bulk of the movie then kevin isn't really "home alone". so i actually think my class action lawsuit isfounded

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

do any of these basketball teams know what's on the line for me. i have a bracket that could make me look like an idiot at work!!!!! please play accordingly

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

why can't anyone lose weight the normal way, by going to the maternity ward and getting a 7 lb baby extracted from you. it's the easiest way to lose 7 lbs

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

alright night 2 of the oscars let's go

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Tonight is sort of the “Oscars” of Hollywood

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Thinking about making it an issue that Oscar is a boy name and they should be called the Susans sometimes

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

best make-up award should go to my HUSBAND after a FIGHT!

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

what about an award for best supportive actor. a guy that's always saying good job to everyone else, he should win something

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

there should be an "all stars" oscars where they say adele dazeem and then will smith slaps chris rock. maybe someone tears a picture of the pope, who knows. just an idea, no problem if not

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Seems to be bad news on the horizon for my opera called “Let’s Put On A Ballet”

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

what if will smith slaps chris rock at the oscars again this year and it's technically part of the winter olympics now

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

i just found the hour you guys lost last night. and i'll reveal its location for a small nominal fee

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

encouraging to see that the US is exporting its finest good to iran (shooting up a school)

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

and to think, i'm still writing Slovakia on all my Czechs

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Cullen is one of the funniest people I have ever met and he should get one million shows

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Indigo and violet being in the rainbow with heavy hitters like red and blue… wild

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