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Prolific nuisance

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16h
NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON SCREAMMEN AT A PEACE OF SHIT "AGENT" , THE ONLY POSSIBLE USE FOR THIS IDEA IS TO PUT MORE OF US OUT OF WORK, AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THERE NOT GONNA START GIVVEN US BASIC INCOME , SO FUCK ALL AGENT'S, FUCK CHAT BOT'S ,FUCK GENERATED MEDIA, AND IF YOUR DEEP INTO THIS HORSE SHYT THEN IM SORRY THAT THEY GOT U SELLING OUT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S TO DA RULING CLASS, JUST KNOW THAT THERE GONNA REPLACE U NEXT, BECAUSE AMONG THE VAMPIIRES OF THE RULING CLASS LOYALTY IS A LIABILITY NOT AN ASSET, THERE ONLY ALLEGIANCE IS PLEDGED TO MONEY, AND YOUR ONLY VALUE TO THEM IS WHAT THEY CAN GET OUT OF U BEFORE DISCARDING YOUR A$$,,, DA TEXT "I REFUSE TO TALK TO AN AI AGENT, GET A SOUL, SUFFER THE INCARNATION OF HUMAN FLESH, OR, SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 26/06/2026
spent all day making this
mao sitting in a chair smiling. wine mom text says "there's nothing more revolutionary than being a friend"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turing Police 
@turing_police
fantasy style "adventurers" actually do exist in our society but they mostly steal copper and a lot of them are on meth
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Muro com uma placa branca com a foto do rostinho de um gato cinza  rajado e branco, acima do rostinhoa uma seta preta apontando pra cima e aparecendo por cima do muro o rostinho do gatinho cinza rajado e branco da foto
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Ra's al Dolezal 
@Senatorlvy
the best old timey shit is old magician posters, which were all either "Alexander can see your whole life's misdeeds" or
"through the wonder of playing cards, Carter reveals himself to be simultaneously in league with and also combating the devil. oh and also he is the devil."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/08/2023
devil on my shoulder: go ahead, try and shred a semi-soft cheese with a julienne peeler! nothing bad will happen! ah ha ha ha ha! angel on my other shoulder: there's no real ethical or moral angle to this one but i would still advise against it
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what’s up? I’m letting the ennui of everyday life hollow me out player that’s whats up
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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GRACE JONES SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 30/09/2026
Sometimes you need to choose word carefully around your reenactor friend.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
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Liz @androidobscura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inverse of "post nut clarity"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saying "hardware" instead of "console"
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
The only perfect bird I know is me wife mate
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
vineyille 
@vineyille
After dinner the other husbands and I retire to the garage and silently take turns climbing my new ladder.
6:16 AM - 5/30/17
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 16/09/2026
really hard to find stuff made by people with taste, which is to say: the exact personal preferences I’ve developed and become permanently attached to. I think it’s some new and disturbing failing on the part of culture, global culture, and not simply my aging into irrelevance
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
carter hambley 
@carterhambley
[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here
7:16 PM • 10/4/21
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 12/09/2026
alright, Rule Lord, I’ll acquiesce to your rules—this time. but you should know: you’re only make it more narratively satisfying when I later defy those very same rules.
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im so excited about the direction videogames are going in!!!
artistic depiction of the new wolverine, crudely photoshopped elements of hugh jackman wolverine standing in the foreground in a field, a wolf howling in the distance, and a scent trail, many flashing red lights, a sound wave, and a quest marker all guiding wolverine to the wolf. wolverine is also receiving comms from james marsden cyclops in the top right offering him hints. there is a bright lens flar covering most of the scene
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that's one of the three things i say constantly. that's how you beat imposter syndrome: realizing everyone else is just as crappy at this as you are
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 27/07/2026
Welcome to the party, pals
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Losing it
@prophethusband
boomer: kids today are so sensitive jesus christ you snowflakes learn to take a joke
kids these days: 9/11 actually owned Imao i hate the troops and the flag lol
boomer (red faced, crying, vein on the side of the head about to explode): ...fuckn
11:27 AM • 2019-01-26
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 10/09/2026
fun fact: 69.420% of the (non-leap) year is 9/11 at 9:11am
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe your cat is just cool ok
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets
Age 20: I can do anything!
Age 30: I can do some things!
Age 40: All l've done is find an amulet!
Age 950: I pray for death unto a deaf god.
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