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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 45m

something they don’t tell you about your saturn return is that your back gets hairier every day

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

[for no apparent reason and unprompted] I think yall should break up lol

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

butt problems, who’s got em? I’ve got em too

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think my true guilty pleasure is golden era todrick hall gimmick music videos. And for this I’m going to hell for sure no matter what

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

being the other woman is chic. until it’s suddenly really not

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my responsibilities today consist of watching survivor and drag race UK. And nothing else. maybe breathing

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

can someone make clearsky work again. I’m nosy

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ok now I have two job offers and 1) pays more but seems evil but 2) pays less and seems actually good for society. Hm.

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

being gay did in fact get better but they didn’t tell me that everything else was gonna get worse

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

he’s trapped headfirst in my Nutty Putty Gooncave

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My pillows are still wet from the wash 6 hours later. Is this what r/nosleep posts about

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

very humbling to have to message someone “I may have overpromised with all the dirty talk…”

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love how the characters in bad medical dramas date exclusively within the hospital. Imagine if you could only date coworkers. And all of them were hot

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Roommate’s workout class started with My Lovin (Never Gonna Get It) followed by Head to Toe. When did rupaul score a Peloton DJ gig?

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If there’s one thing about me it’s that my relationship with food is already tentative even when I have money to pay for it

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

something I love is oversharing in the replies

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And so what if I’m timing my bate so that my roommate walks in on me? no one’s fun anymore whatever happened to fun

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I put my penis in the oven at 400 drizzled in olive oil and rosemary. Should be ready for human intercourse in about 25 minutes after cooling

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

found out one of my conference boyfriends blocked me and it’s really nbd when a stranger from the internet blocks you but it feels different when they’ve been inside you multiple times

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I didn’t want to have to pull this out but I am the guy that got trapped in the whale. from the new movie yes. That’s based on me. So maybe we can just pretend I wasn’t speeding and I can be on my way, officer?

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

didn’t respond to any of my texts for a week but posted nearly hourly. The human brain is a wondrous and enigmatic thing

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m not even a stan but Andy Crocker robbed not being in the top for girl groups

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I miss the good ol days of trepanning. before woke

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

how do I mass communicate to the men on social media that im at my lowest. Do I go blond? That seems traditional

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I’m into saying I love you for sexual gratification which of course is the emotional equivalent of playing with matches in a firework factory

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

sources are saying I’m not wearing clothes

Me showing off my hard cock with my arms behind my head making bear face :)

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

every time a gay patient on a medical drama starts wantonly flirting with all the hot hollywood doctors, I feel represented

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the best Mario Party map is of course Thwomp’s Nasty Fuckshack

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There is nothing as immersive as playing Sona on league. I am mute and I am better than all of you

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“When my dad murdered those girls…” when your dad WHAT now

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

being gay is out but being a haberdasher is in. oxymoronic times

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think I accidentally left Chicago Med running for half a season while not watching because sometimes they’ll reference an insane previous plot point and I go :0

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve never had sex but it seems kinda fierce

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

tried to unfollow oomf but it didn’t work so I guess our souls are bound

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

butterfly in the sky…I can squirt twice as high

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if eating your feelings is bad for you then why it feel so gooooooood

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when the voice note geta your penis hard>>>

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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

2nd offer received and I probably should’ve asked about cannabis this time 🫢

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