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Mike Noble

@mikenoble.bsky.social
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Editor | Producer | Writer I work on documentaries & TV shows - sometimes they are good.

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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Her face waged a jihad on my eyeballs.
REICH-WING WATCH post with pic of Laura Loomer’s new FrankenFace next to a pic of the twin towers burning.

Headline:
Close Trump Ally Loomer Said the United States Needs Another 9/11.

Her comments got no conservative media coverage and drew no condemnations from Republicans.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“I have a basic, surface-level love of films, therefore this deal where I have control of a quarter of all films should go through.”
NY Times OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
David Ellison: In Defense of the Paramount-Warner Deal
Aug. 4, 2026

Paramount
A SKYDANCE CORPORATIONWhich brings me to what we aim to build. The Paramont-Warner deal began with the movies. I have loved film since I was old enough to sit still for one, and scenes from the movies have shaped who I am: a boy riding a bicycle silhouetted against the full moon, twin suns setting over the desert, jets dogfighting off California. Behind each of those moments stands real money, real risk and hundreds of brilliant artists who tell stories and who count on movies to keep PM them employed.
That machinery is in trouble. Hollywood is losing ground to technology platforms whose algorithms reward the loudest voices. The work is leaving, especially from California - where I grew up and where I'm raising my family — draining the deepest pool of creative talent ever assembled.
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captainwest.bsky.social @captainwest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
While I'm a big fan of USA winning a soccer match,I'm very disturbed that our POTUS has put his thumb on the scale. If the U.S. does win the match, the rest of the world will see us as cheaters forever. Referees' decisions are checked during a game, not undone afterward.Sorry if this offends anyone.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think that Haiyun Jiang did a prompt in Midjourney and sent it to the NY Times. “RFK Jr looking smug in Senate confirmation as wife Cheryl Hines sits behind him, grinning for the camera.” Looks AI as hell. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/25/u...
Haiyun Jiang for The New York Times photo of RFK Jr that looks more AI than AI.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Would have been Knicks in 4 if Trump had kept his negative energy ass in DC on Monday.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Just realized a basketball game sounds like mice fucking. If you’re watching the Knicks vs Spurs tonight, close your eyes & it’s a mouse orgy.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The J. Geils Band harmonica player: Playing in a band at night, acting in adult films during the day. Using the same name all 24 hours.
THE J. GEILS BAND
The J. Geils Band is a Boston-based blues group that has been together in various forms for the past six years. Their present line-up includes J. Geils (guitar), Seth Justman (keyboards), Danny Klein (bass), Magic Dick (harmonica) and Stephen Bladd (drums). The band now records for Atlantic, and this is their first appearance at Fillmore East.
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Featuring Jesus, a Bunny, and a character feared dead returning after a few days. The Big Lebowski is an Easter movie
Jesus from the Big LebowskiBunny from the Big Lebowski
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Lead guitarist for the legendary thrash band Testament absolutely nailed this reply over on one of the Zuck sites. Good job @alexskolnick.bsky.social
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(Pic of Melania Trump all decked out in silver)
A woman of substance..
Melania Trump speaks seven languages. If I may ask who even gave Jill a dr

alexskolnick © 13h
After decades in the US, she can barely speak English. She's functionally illiterate. Her documentary is a joke and forced down our throats by Amazon to curry favor with her husband. She is unqualified for all FLOTUS functions - the very embodiment of "DEl" that MAGA claims to be against. Her former soft porn career is celebrated by the same hypocritical morons who attacked Michelle Obama for evening wear that revealed her arms. She and they are indicative of the fall of this once great nation
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hope that the huge shake that rattled our house and the big sound that came with it was an earthquake and not a bomb. Any other NYC or Westchester folks shook?
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Seriously effective Middle East reset so far, huh?
Tehran
May 31, 2019
Iran named Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of the recently killed supreme leader, as his father's successor.

Morteza Nikoubazl/NurPhoto, via Associated Press

LIVE
6m ago
Son of Slain Ayatollah Is Expected to Continue Hard-Line Theocratic RuleHere is the latest.
Iran has named Mojtaba Khamenei, a son of the country's slain supreme leader, as his father's successor, according to a statement from top clerics published in state media. His ascension, announced early Monday morning, signals the government's desire for continuity as Iran faces expanding attacks from the United States and Israel nine days into the war.
Mr. Khamenei, 56, was appointed by a committee of senior Shiite clerics after Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the highest authority in the country for more than three decades, was killed in an airstrike during the opening blow of the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran. He is known for having close ties to Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps and takes the helm not just as Iran's new religious and political authority but also as the commander in chief of its armed forces.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Everyone on here is listening to Johnny Blue Skies, right? I know you wanna Make America Fuck Again. youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4?...
youtu.be
MUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHT
YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies
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Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
We should all get to live the consequence-free life of a rich asshole... #JustForAChangeOfPace
Shia LaBeouf mocks his arrest as he dances with jail paperwork in his mouth
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Japalian @japalian7.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I've looked at clouds from both sides now From up and down and still somehow It's cloud's illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all
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Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Irish and Italian, two kinds of white people that were explicitly not considered white for the majority of this country's existence
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I've been cautiously optimistic about this movie, which appears to be extremely in my wheelhouse. having read Aaron's 5-star review, though, I am now officially and fully stoked
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Looks like @waltermasterson.bsky.social has six more adult diapers to hand out. Hope Tom Suozzi has the good sense to put them on. Maybe a nose protector as well? Y’know, so it’s not brown after his visits with DJT.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Happy birthday Mike Patton! This clip was from the last time I saw him live. Didn’t shoot much on my phone but got the intro to the last song. Tell me if you recognize this old chestnut.
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justhere4democracy.bsky.social @justhere4democracy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Kind of like when “big balls“ was “attacked”.
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Eileen @eileenrod.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
In both the Good and Pretti murders, there were other agents standing right next to or holding down both Renee and Alex. I think when an ICE agent is killed, it will be by one of their own but then it will immediately be blamed on the murdered unarmed citizen. "Look what you made me do!"
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you put your eggs in the sun now, they will be rotten enough to throw at the first NY Times columnist who writes the inevitable “Trump Shows His Reasonable Side” article.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm sure a few ICE agents suspect this already, but it seems very clear that DJT, Miller & Bovino WANT an ICE agent to get killed. They need their own martyr. There is a reason they are putting them in increasingly volatile situations.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I want one of these ICE apologist to stand in front of me and tell me - with a straight face - that if Barack Obama had ordered 80,000 men to put on masks & invade cities and one or those men shot a white woman in the face, that they would have been perfectly cool with it.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This dude is having a Kanye-like race-baiting meltdown over on the platform he bought. (Still have no idea why sane people post there & prop it up). He controls Starlink, has countless govt contracts & had access to the nation's financial data. Sure looks like he is gunning for a race war. Not good.
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@elonmusk • Jan 9

@iamyesyouar Jan 8
We have no idea what lies ahead of us. Wake up.

Jerr @jerr_rrej
If White men become a minority, we will be slaughtered. Remember, if non-Whites openly hate White men while White men hold a collective majority, then they will be 1000x times more hostile and cruel when they are a majority over Whites. White solidarity is the only way to survive.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
And then called her a “fucking bitch”
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
She was making a three point turn. She told him she wasn’t mad. He shot her in the face three times
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Johnathan Ross shot an unarmed woman who was clearly turning away from him in the face and then called her a “fuckin’ bitch” immediately after. He is a misogynist murderer.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
MAGA mental gymnastics are an ugly thing of wonder.
Let me get this straight ...
THIS is acceptable behavior for concerned citizens?

Pic of men surrounding & beating a downed officer on Jan 6 2021

Caption:
Anthony Mastanduno beating a police officer on Jan 6, 2021.
Pardoned by Donald Trump.

But THIS is not? Pulling away justifies killing them?

Pic of Good’s vehicle in the road. Agents coming toward her.

Caption:
Reneé Good's vehicle on Jan 7, 2025 - seconds before she was shot and killed by ICE agent, Jonathan Ross. Her vehicle was pulling away from Ross - tires turned to the right while he was standing at the left corner. His big toe was POSSIBLY in danger, so he shot an unarmed mother in the face.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Time to bring this one back. I’m not feeling special because I know a million other people called it but, yeah, this what Venezuela and especially Greenland is about.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My favorite thing about going to Medieval Times in Jersey this weekend was when the Yellow Knight screamed “I REFUSE to recognize your authority!” at the Queen and 900 people went “OOOHHHH!” exactly like Pauly Walnuts in the Sopranos.
Pic of 900 people in Jersey watching knights fight.
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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 03/01/2026
This Video Essay Nails Why Social Media Pressure Is Killing Hobbies and Creative Joy
geektyrant.com
This Video Essay Nails Why Social Media Pressure Is Killing Hobbies and Creative Joy
A thoughtful new video essay digs into an issue a lot of creatives and hobbyists quietly struggle with: how social media pressure can drain the fun out of the things we love. Video essayist Alastair,...
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ActiveCultures @activecultures.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The view from RT. “We are going to defend our country.”
A Venezuelan woman is interviewed by RT. The screen crawler reads: “we did not seek war. This is because US wants Venezuela’s resources.”
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Quick @schumer.senate.gov ! Write a strongly worded letter! Terse like you’ve never tersed before!
AP
Maduro captured
TRUMP SAYS US WILL TAKE CONTROL OF VENEZUELA
Live updates: No visible sign of US controlling the country
THE LATEST
Trump: 'We're not afraid of boots on the ground'
Trump says US officials such as Rubio, Hegseth and Caine will be running Venezuela
JUST IN: Trump says US will tap Venezuela's vast oil reserves and sell 'large amounts' to other countries after Maduro ouster
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Fingers crossed 2026 will finally be the year the Olson Twins make their big comeback by starring in the live action remake of The Dark Crystal.
Top image: Olson Twins
Bottom image: Characters from The Dark Crystal looking dead ass like The Olson Twins
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
What the Terminator franchise never showed us was how goddamned alone John Connor felt somedays.
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The Saudi Crown Prince had Khashoggi dismembered in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul. Dismembered while still alive. But Khashoggi gave his phone to his fiancee and went in with his Apple Watch recording. His watch was connected to his phone. It captured the gruesome audio of his brutal killing.
news.com.au
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Annika Brockschmidt @ardenthistorian.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
„Things happen“ Kashoggi was dismembered, murdered, at the Saudi consulate, at the orders of the man Trump is defending and sitting next to.
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Jay W @jaydeedouble.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Not to mention Jared Kushner using the Saudi led blockade of Qatar to get Qatar to effectively buy his failed 5th Ave tower… weeks before the $1.6 Billion loan was due on it. After Jared paid $0 in principal on it and would have gone bankrupt had he been liable for it.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Dear @schumer.senate.gov , It IS possible to bow out gracefully. Not trying to make a joke or be mean/agist/disrespectful. But, seriously, you could step down & enjoy the rest of your life. God knows I would if I were in your shoes. I know power is addictive but hanging on to it is also damaging.
NY Times headline:

Pelosi Plans to Retire in 2027
After 39 Years in Congress Representative Nancy Pelosi, the only female House speaker, said she will not run for re-election. She wielded immense power and became a Democratic icon, while she was demonized by conservatives.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Headline:  Stephen Miller's Wife Suffers Sensational On-Air Meltdown

Pic: SM’s wife & the chunky dude from TYT

Text thread comment:

Is it just me or does Stephen Miller's wife look like a Temu AOC? Like a Dollar Tree version of AOC?
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Dear @nytimes.com - could you PLEASE stop blocking user comments on every single article that has weight to it? The only thing NYT subscribers can chime in on these days are pie recipes. Would love to get a reader pulse on an important piece of news like this: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/u...
nytimes.com
U.S. Military Kills Four More People Accused of Smuggling Drugs on Boats
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Lis✨bet @lislo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@aoc.bsky.social is all grown up 🥲
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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Cinemas playing FRANKENSTEIN right now!! frankensteingdt.com
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Frankenstein | Official Website | October 17 2025
Watch the trailer, find screenings & book tickets for Frankenstein on the official site. In theaters October 17 2025 brought to you by Netflix. Directed by: Guillermo del Toro. Starring: Oscar Isaac, ...
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 21/10/2025
shut the front door
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Claude just threw up his AI hands instead of trying to defend the logo his corporate parents gave him.
Claude AI logo - very butthole-ish.Screen-grab of Claude AI Q&A

Me: Claude, could you please tell me why your logo looks like a butthole?

Claude: Ha! I can see why the circular design with radial lines might remind you of... that.
I don't have insight into Anthropic's design process, but I'd guess they were going for something like a stylized aperture, iris, or abstract representation of perspective/vision. The geometric radial pattern is pretty common in tech branding.

But yeah, once you see it, it's hard to unsee. Not the first logo to have that problem - there's a whole internet subgenre of "unfortunate logo designs."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/10/2025
A whole lot of words saying you'll do nothing.
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Great ep of @onthemedia.bsky.social - thanks for urging me to listen @lislozano.bsky.social @jamellebouie.net does an great job succinctly laying out the intentionality of the Trump’s attempt to define “Who gets to be an American.” Also, JDV IS a lil pigman! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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Jamelle Bouie Says Your Fear of Trump Isn't Helping. Plus, Humphrey Bogart’s Betrayal.
Podcast Episode · On the Media · 10/03/2025 · 50m
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