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Ed Stern

@edstern.bsky.social
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Basic Prog Brit Woke Remoaner Centrist Dad. He/Him, Bi, ADHD, the usual. Former Splash Damage game dev. Full-Stack Narrative Designer/Game Writer available for hire: www.sternword.co.uk

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
george bailey in it’s a wonderful life (1947)morpheus in the matrix (1999)
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 15m
It's so transparent that Fortune and other tech press are still doing the brilliant young college dropout shtick after all these years. This guy was recruited to and funded by OpenAI execs at one of the OpenAI spinoff companies, and which is the inception point of his AI assistant startup.
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
me when the local pharmacy raises all their prices
Wikipedia article page header for “fuck-me boots”
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 1h
This new generation of campus sexual violence activists understand solidarity and community care. My inbox is full of emails from young survivors checking in on *me* in light of the Cornell story. And I know they’re checking in on each other too. They’re in it for the long haul.
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THAWK! @thawk79.bsky.social · 38m
Nothing like a kick in the taint to get your point across
From JUMBO COMICS #41. “THIS IS SO YOU'LL REMEMBER NEVER TO TAKE JOBS LIKE THAT AGAIN, AFTER YOU GET OUT OF JAIL!”

“OOF!”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.
Drawing of 13 little 'monsters', rather cute little critters who wouldn't harm a fly, in fact they'd probably give it a bowl of milk and a tiny bed for the night.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 40m
Dammit.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 15h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 11h
People use Amazon, they buy fast fashion, fly on holiday, eat meat, expect all media to be free, even when they know how bad it all is. It's a losing battle against AI until it starts killing people they know.
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Phil Free @philfree.bsky.social · 2h
“To expect elite soldiers, ‘the best of the best’ not to shoot toddlers in the head is too much to ask according to Allison.” Allison Pearson’s Action Man fetish - @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/allison-pe...
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Allison Pearson’s Action Man fetish
A deranged and bloodthirsty defence of the SAS and a dismissal of war crimes accusations is exactly what we can expect from one of the Telegraph’s worst.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 45m
It feels so bleakly absurd that every few months there's a shocking story about some large group of men enacting violent harm on women and girls, and in the gaps everyone just goes back to arguing about whether immigrants or trans people in general might somehow be a threat to women and girls.
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 8h
Let’s remember that Sen. Eric Schmitt is a white nationalist who employs other white nationalists while spreading white nationalist/racist conspiracy theories. missouriindependent.com/2025/09/15/m... White supremacists never fail to demonstrate how they’re inferior:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h
Sir you should rename data centers TRUMP centers. They should emit a sinister glow and a deafening screeching sound at all times. Local communities should be required to sacrifice an innocent life to them. For your glory sir. It'll help with the election
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19h
It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 23h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 15h
Babies who don’t get the vitamin K shot are 81 times more likely to develop severe bleeding. In many cases, oxygen can’t reach their brains and blood pools around their skulls. Yet driven by misinformation, more parents are refusing the injection. (Published May)
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Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
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Gluon Spring @gluonspring.bsky.social · 1h
Easy. The past sucked, and people in the past were frequently evil. If you were alive in 1858 or 1930 or 1939 or even 1955 it might have been hard to imagine the social progress we now take for granted. There probably seemed no path out due to the wickedness of men. Yet, somehow, we improved.
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Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 52m
Oooooohhhhhhh
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 55m
a lot of them are not actually good at journalism as much as they are good at hysteria, which gets engagement and boosts them. Getting facts correct is secondary. Plus many, Reed included, struggle to separate their impulses/feelings with facts, so everything gets filtered through how they feel
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 58m
Again I think turning individual influencers with 0 editorial oversight into the main sources of info for entire marginalized groups is very bad for a number of reasons. One that it is not healthy for an individual to do nothing but report on their own oppression day in and day out, but also...
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 59m
AAAHHHHHHHHH
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h
They should invent a me that doesn't suck
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Karen_BooksChoc @bookschocolate.bsky.social · 2h
There is a running joke on the Frock Flicks blog that there is a finite number of hairpins in Hollywood and there’s simply not enough to go around
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 2h
drives me up the wall when Austen adaptations give their heroines loose, historically inaccurate hair to communicate that they’re free spirits or modern women or whatever when generally the point in Austen is that these women aren’t. yknow. free.
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 5h
Bosses who like AI: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 5h
hey is the strait open yet
Six hundred of our finest warriors joined SECWAR
 for morning PT at the Pentagon ahead of his HISTORIC State of the Force address.
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Hannah Flynn 🐀 @itshannahflynn.bsky.social · 8h
A rare place in an industry-leading writing team, for the right person 💚
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 5h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 7h
Crikey.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 7h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 7h
good morning to everyone out there but an especially good morning to any twelve foot skeletons who are reporting for yard duty
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Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 7h
My school geometry set protractor and felt-tip combo was, it turns out, prescient.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 10h
Just saw a Kickstarter for some sort of ancient-period board game refer to an ‘early bird hero’ and was genuinely intrigued by this mythic figure before realising they were talking about a reward for early backers.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18h
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 12h
BUT, there really is a thing with some (absolutely not all) high up execs that commissioning is the creative act, that writers are weird and annoying (true!) and should absolutely be cut out of the loop at the first opportunity, so this dream of AI they're being sold is *perfect*.
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 12h
I do not believe that A) a 50 mins AI ep of Doctor Who could be generated containing anything approaching a story and B) anyone would sit through it, let along describe it as 'pretty good', so I'd love to know what the real story is here.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 20h
Nice revolt, peasant.
But don't you know those rags you're wearing were
MADE UNDER FEUDALISM?
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Hank and Georgia's Old Man @barcodetontos.bsky.social · 22h
Bunk and McNulty in The Wire scene where they only say "fuck" while looking at a crime scene. They have a combined quote bubble under them.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 20h
Why is it called a “spiderweb” and not a “No-Fly Zone”?
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 21h
It was literally just to prove that he was in the Atlanta area within a 24-48 hour timeframe. That's it. That's all Schmitt needed to weave his Deep State conspiracy theory about Jack Smith making a secret trip to visit Fani Willis and collude with her on jailing Trump and his allies.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21h
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026
So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/...
Photo of a pint glass I designed which says, in the appropriate font styling, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEER." Obviously, in this economy, of course you would.
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