Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/09/2023me when the local pharmacy raises all their prices 549692
Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 26/11/2023Me when I’ve just seen someone I used to date 517419
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 3hWe’re watching Batman Begins, specifically the bit where he jets across a church rooftop in the Batmobile without destroying it somehow. Maddie just nodded celtically and said “they must use Welsh slate here” 0455
Reposted by ediththe ghost of tegel airport @adogonabus.bsky.social · 3hFeels like every manager in the known universe is thinking "AI makes our product worse, but we get to lay people off, so it's worth it" 0196
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 3hSubtitles used to be good. For a few years they were great. And now the unnecessary AI replacement on stuff that used to be perfectly good is always like “here’s some random fucking apostrophes in your incomprehensible slop you disgusting peasant” 5594
Reposted by edithFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 3hGUY WHO SELLS CLOTHES: you know what looks really cool? wearing lots more clothes. ideally all the time. 34812
Reposted by edithphil @philjamesson.com · 6has always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 364163533
Reposted by edithMetal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 3hIf you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 2373
Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welcome to America, watch out for the machinations of any of the thousands of clandestine sex cults vying for control of the world or its ashes and just be grateful that at least your life is in constant peril 110722
Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 19hAll I can really say from the other side of the pond about fraternities is that there are severe consequences for your society when you let the ritual pig fucker clubs get away with it. 119446
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 5hHe just claimed a crew of diesel thieves in rural England were attacking “our fort”, the man lives in a simulation where fancy men come in and say “we actually prefer ‘super duper’ to ‘artificial’ as this is more science, all wise rich men agree” and Trump nods and says “I just invented super duper” 4202
Reposted by edithElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The magnificence of the mushroom 722066
Reposted by edithBullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 6hPutting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way 8367101
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 5hRetiring to spend more time on his passion of subaquatic computer repair 0230
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 6hEverywhere i look i see the shadow of the horse meat scandal 1170
Reposted by edithTubbyducks @tubbyducks.bsky.social · 9hThis is the kind of look your brain tells you is incredibly cool when you’re on mushrooms 151
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 6hWhen people start talking about the connection between the mistreatment of survivors by universities and the wholesale destruction of the university system at large, the anger for a lot of people might suddenly click. 1131
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 6hThe more clothes you wear the further you can help your women rappel to safety, the better you can shelter your children from the elements at night, and the more powerfully you can lasso a wild ox 4171
Reposted by edithIzzy’s Little Death @isabellesogay.northsky.social · 6hi showed you my trust & safety, pls respond 1213
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 6hWhat 🏳️⚧️ do 🏳️⚧️ most 🏳️⚧️ of 🏳️⚧️ these 🏳️⚧️ people 🏳️⚧️ the 🏳️⚧️ head 🏳️⚧️ of 🏳️⚧️ trust 🏳️⚧️ and 🏳️⚧️ safety 🏳️⚧️ just 🏳️⚧️ blocked 🏳️⚧️ have 🏳️⚧️ in 🏳️⚧️ common? 🏳️⚧️ We’ll 🏳️⚧️ never 🏳️⚧️ know 🏳️⚧️ alas 220238
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 7hOne of the best results of EMDR is i no longer feel compelled to bare my Horrors every time there’s a major discourse on rape culture. There’s life after trauma, when more of your past stays at rest. 0340
Reposted by edithdoctor eep (𝘢̶𝘭̶𝘵̶ℴ𝒻𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 decorative gourd season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 9h 0191
Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/02/2025The problem with the kink community is I hate how they're characterized by their smaller legs in comparison to typical lizards and are found in different habitats except arctic and subarctic regions- Wait sorry I meant the SKINK community, sorry to any other lizard species I offended 1044992
Reposted by edithMarghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 8hI hate to ask but I haven't eaten in a day. Almost completely stuck in bed. Please help me order something. V: @marghoul CA: $helpmarghoul 02228
Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21/11/2023and then I gazed into the abyss, the abyss gazed also into me 644383
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 8hA good way you can tell when a purported Democrat is in reality a conservative is if they unequivocally side with the Bush v Gore decision, because realistically one can’t still be this obsessed with Nader without agreeing with the conclusions of that ruling. 0232
Reposted by edithJacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 9hAgain: AI is a technology but it's also an ideology; that ideology is Bossism; neither bosses nor AI advocates really understand what most people do in their jobs so both assume AI can do it. They're *trying* but if these tools could replace jobs beyond Junior Software Developer, we'd know. 3364106
Reposted by edithScarlet 🏳️⚧️ @scarlets.bsky.social · 11h>Secretary for Labour for Trans Rights, an internal pressure group, puts out a request for reports of transphobia >gets reports of transphobia from a trans woman >blocks her in under 3 minutes cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so how's that pressure group going 6453137
Reposted by edithCharlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 10hhilariously he has disabled replies and quotes on the “please report transphobia” post lmao 416544
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18hDid he watch Better Call Saul and think “Howard Hamlin is a role model“ 010
Reposted by edithhonor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 23hOne of the main reasons fraternities still exist is that membership signals to potential employers that you’re capable of keeping institutional secrets, even when it means covering up illegal behavior. 7538160
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18hHuge noise from a man whose biggest contribution to Star Trek was just The Rise of Skywalker with less hair 0120
edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18hHow am I supposed to comprehend the fabric of spacetime when I can barely comprehend the fabric of nice soft blanket? 1113
Reposted by edithFormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 23hI've heard the phrase 'built like a Mac truck' before, but never 'built like a CyberTruck' and yet here we are. 2231
Reposted by edithedith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 07/08/2023Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away. 262331573
Reposted by edithMolotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 19hoh yeah they just took bestiality out of the things that'd disqualify you from joining the fbi huh 0111