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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 5h
I can’t help but notice there has been a substantial lowered quality of food items across the board and an increase of “Spicy” toppings in recent years Clearly, restaurants are caking over their terrible food with spice so you can’t tell Prove me wrong.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what’s weird if you think about it? The Pope is likely watching this White Sox game right now
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is it called a “spiderweb” and not a “No-Fly Zone”?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Favorite American politician ever? Billy Carter The brother of US President Jimmy Carter and creator of Billy Beer The guy was such a reckless drunk that he was once found passed out on the White House lawn by secret service
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even professional lip-readers cannot tell the difference between when someone says, “Olive Juice” or “I Love You” Which probably caused some debates in the Olive community
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unapologetically, one of my favorite TV shows is Antiques Roadshow on PBS Yeah it’s a bit of a grandma show, but… Every episode has unforeseen twists and turns that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t have predicted
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whenever a YouTuber interrupts their own video and says, “I’d like to thank today’s sponsor”, my brain shuts off and out of pure muscle memory, I pick up my phone
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you know, I have no idea why you would know this, but taking Tylenol (Acetaminophen) even at a low dosage has been shown to people making riskier decisions? This is really true share.google/rF1IMSTMy90D...
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Effects of acetaminophen on risk taking
Acetaminophen, an analgesic and antipyretic available over-the-counter and used in over 600 medicines, is one of the most consumed drugs in the USA. Recent research has suggested that acetaminophen’s ...
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always found it kind of weird that the United States of America, as a country, doesn’t really have a true name. That’s just a description of a bunch of places that are near each other.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I will Follow You into the Dark” - Death Cab for Cutie “I will Follow You into the Kitchen” - my dog
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got stoned and went through my pantry and found a bag of Lay’s Sour Cream and Onion potato chips Criterion Collection
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I worked in music law for nearly 15 years and I have never seen anything like what is going on with Ed Sheeran Typically, the headliner, along with their label, have to front upwards of a million dollars per show. Which means he just lost tens of millions of dollars in 2 days
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow Ed Sheeran is getting schooled right now. I don’t know anything about him and have never heard any of his music, but even his OWN backing band pulled out of the tour. Oof. That’s gonna hurt
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Something that is weird about the medical community is that Doctors and Nurses still use pagers all the time. There is actually a uniquely practical reason for this Because the signal is so low, compared to say a cellphone, they are able to transmit through the cement and metal buildings
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In an effort to look more steam punk, I've stopped wearing my glasses and now wear two monocles
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m not sure why phone companies always promote their cameras as the selling point If you are casually taking pictures, ok, but serious vloggers use their own cameras and drones etc So who are they marketing to? What’s the appeal?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is this dude who goes by Husk and all he does is make tiktok videos of him getting into huge arguments with AI. Gold.
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something that sounds dumb but is actually sort of brilliant is that professional athletes will play as themselves in video games It’s not for fun, they use it as training Because the stats are constantly updating, they use it as analysis and visualization for their upcoming opponents
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saw an ad for a skincare product that lasts 72 hours Uh, don’t people shower at least once over the course of 3 days or…?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like how, in the Back to the Future movies, Doc Brown always wore a tie He knew drip long before we did
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is this dude named Steven Bradbury out of Australia who happened to win the Winter Olympic Gold Medal in Speed Skating 2002 completely by accident It is hilarious He wasn’t even supposed to be there, someone dropped out and he was old and slow as molasses
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Idk WTF is going on with this AI company Anthropic A few days ago they claimed they had a 100% cure for cancer. Then they admitted there is about a 10% chance it will kill everything on earth. Yeah that’s one way to get rid of cancer Almost everyone from the company has since resigned
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just found out there is a lake in Bolivia called Lago Poopó Lake Titicaca, you’re on the clock en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Po...
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Lake Poopó - Wikipedia
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the craziest movies I have ever heard of is called The Cure for Insomnia It is nearly 4 DAYS long That is not a typo 1/2
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shia, in Arabic, means ‘follower’ and “le boeuf” in French means ‘the meat’ So Shia LeBoeuf means “follower of the meat”
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
While asleep last night, I… *spins the wheel of aging* Sprained my wrist
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of my buddies is a neurosurgeon now but when he was in med school, on the off days (which were rare), he and the other students would take various drugs But it wasn’t for fun 1/2
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Um bro, do you even play soccer?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That plane flyover in Cape Town, South Africa was not cool at all. They missed hitting the stadium by a matter of meters. Could have killed 10,000 people instantly What the hell were they thinking?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have made jokes about how pharmaceutical medicines are named as if someone just swallowed a bunch of Scrabble blocks, then drank a bunch of ipecac and whatever shows up is the name I have actually looked into this, it is just absurd:
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The GTA VI trailer looks crazy but one of the best games Rockstar ever made, no lie, was a Ping Pong game The developers just needed anything to test out their new RAGE engine and randomly chose ping pong It became so addictive in the office that they decided to give it a proper release
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay planet Earth. Enough with this Dolly Parton, Nepal, Tim Curry stuff Just give me like 24 hours to recover here that’s all I ask
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone needs to explain to me like I’m a 4 year old child, what the fuck just happened in Nepal Reports now say 1,000 missing. It’s going to be WAY higher than that Yangtze River ass shit over here That thing took down 1.2 million in a matter of minutes. I can’t imagine this will be much better
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man that footage of the China-Nepal flash flood is beyond disturbing But notice the birds at the beginning Life-saving tip: If suddenly all the birds around you start flying away, you gotta start running HARD Because birds have hollow bones, they can sense weather disturbances before they happen
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Something that’s odd about Dolly Parton’s passing is that, very often, a series of troll accounts will posthumously attack a celebrity’s character But I have not seen ONE bad post about her Not one Proves how awesome she really was
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Surfing may be the most difficult sport I have ever played because it’s not just the physical exhaustion (which is considerable), it’s the dehydration that gets you So bring a big bottle of water to leave on the shore Because you are basically doing Pilates for hours in the hot sun and salt water
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Dolly Parton news is surprising to say the least RIP legend
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Something weird I learned recently is that Monty Python and the Holy Grail was funded and produced by Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin because they thought it was going to flop so they took it as a tax-write off I guess that worked out for them
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In Home Alone, when Joe Pesci’s head gets lit on fire, why did Kevin McCallister just happen to have a flamethrower laying around? Seems dangerous
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s this strange thing. Ever since I got cancer, I’ve sort of become kind of unhinged And frankly, I cannot comprehend whether this is a good thing or not I have no idea, really. I do not know the answer Whatever, hold the rails because this is going to be a rollercoaster until it is not, I suppose
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is this old mind game: Would you rather be rich or famous? There are Hedge Fund Managers whose names you have never heard who make $350 million a year Jeffrey Dahmer is one of the most famous people ever and made $0.00 a year Are you kidding me? What do you think the answer is?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man I have been following music for so long that I remember when Marilyn Manson was this weird cover band out of Florida and Brian Warner would wear these huge hats for no reason
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are there any doctors in the audience? I have what sounds like a really stupid question: Are teeth bones? 1/x
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There was this dude years ago named Samkon Gado who was an NFL RB for like 4 years. And the only reason why he played was to make enough money to pay for Medical School so he could become a doctor in his home country of Nigeria. Which he did. 1/2
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alright I might be a little bit stoned (I am stoned off my dome) but does anyone else find it weird that 2 Chainz wears like 5 chains at a time? Am I missing something?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everyone knows there is a trash pile the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean. But did you know there is also a trash pile the size of Texas in Texas?
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the weirdest things about Walter Payton is that even though he is unquestionably one of the best NFL running backs of all time, he was terrified before every game He would vomit constantly Because he never knew if he would take a hit and stand up again
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Legit question: what in the actual fuck is going on with the LA Dodgers right now? The DOJ opened a case against them claiming federal fraud allegations 12 hours ago And it’s not just the owners. It’s the executives, the players (notably Ohtani) and even reporters Absolute bloodbath
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The only thing that I absolutely hate about dogs is that they just don’t live long enough
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