Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This stuff is bloody marvelous, by the way. Absolute ambrosia. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So the first British tank captured by the Germans in the First World War was one of a few that had mistakenly been constructed from non-heat treated steel plate. Finding it only slightly bulletproof, for months the Germans thought no new counter-weapons were necessary. Amazing. 000
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Translator D.C.H. Rieu’s take on why Odysseus takes SO damn long to get home. Structural reasons. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Cor. I had no notion the North East of England had actual sandy beaches of sand. Fine work all round. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I see you, and raise you the Salvator-Dormus M1893 in 8×50mmR. www.forgottenweapons.com/wp-content/u... 050
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Gnocchi Developments: definitely nicer fried and tasting of anything other than themselves. 110
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Operation Drink All The Schweppes Agrumes draws to its close. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 17/05/2026There is no term more loaded with bitter parental irony than “sleepover”. Still, the sun came up, it’s not raining, many limbs are still operative, some faculties online, the mission continues. 040
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Just as Pandora’s Box contained Hope as well as all the evils of the world, so this day also contains frozen parathas as well as All The Everythings. Let your accounting of the world also include them and their ilk-kind. 011
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 11/05/2026ABBA Voyage-ass Enlightenment Hohenzollern special effects-fest. 000
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Wait, they were disguised as turkey? And then got shot by a three year old? 110
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 14/04/2026South London folks! The excellent Dan Maitland is doing three hours of actual proper Bowie covers at The Ivy House in Nunhead this very night. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-classi... Be there or elsewhere, your choice, but it's going to be splendid. See you there, hepcats. 001
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Yes, I still have this cold. It’s proper horrible. But… 020
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light sauce here? 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Proof of Ed. Wishing love to all my co-humans, backlit and tiny and in my pocket, and otherwise. 1120
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 020
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Is it the photo on the front of that Elvis Costello album with “Thirteen Steps Lead Down” on it? 210
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Disappointingly the Wikipedia photo caption does not specify which one is Lem, which feels like an opportunity missed. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I did pitch Operation Chariot/the St Nazaire raid as a W:ET map, but the actual Level Designers let me down gently. That image of a destroyer crunched up on that dry dock gate still occasionally looms in my dreams though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Naza... 000
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Things that look Photoshopped but aren’t: this alpaca’s barnet 020
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Had eyes tested. Optician said my prescription had changed slightly. Got new glasses. Slightly terrified how much better my vision is now. Suddenly HD. 130
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Oh yes, my one and only classical ukulele gig was accompanying a fine tenor singing this Britten/Auden collaboration from 1936’s The Ascent Of F6 in Dartington Hall. I was sat in the middle of a proper orchestra. Went great, like a sort of happy anxiety dream. 010
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Auden’s The Fall Of Rome I always found it haunting, now I’m hoping it’s not prescient. 120
Ed Stern @edstern.bsky.social · 05/03/2026It has fallen to me to tell SmolDottir that for reasons nobody can comprehend or even guess at, the paint has not dried yet. 110