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Bigfootrotica

@bigfootrotica.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood cryptid in the woods of Alexandria and Arlington, VA. Local news commenter. Opinions and fur are my own. Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.

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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New personal goal dropped
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I goatse what they did here
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Squad goals for my human neighbors
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man I haven’t seen cowboys slaughtered that bad since Custer’s Last Stand
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Are You A God? Iconic Movie Scene
Alt: Gozer from Ghostbusters: Are You A God?
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok humans you better vote well! Otherwise a Gozer the Gozerian/Viggo the Carpathian ticket in 2028 will be a good idea in comparison.
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Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s called Dadaism, maybe you’ve bicycle lobster scissors
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminder that it's perfectly acceptable to punch these people. Barring that, it is also ok to rat them out to their parents, jobs, etc. And now, your moment of Zen. youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...
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Far-right activist Richard Spencer punched during interview | ABC News
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who up skeet surfing? youtu.be/8WFHnHYmmsY?...
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Val Kilmer/Top Secret - Skeet Surfin'
YouTube video by silent peach
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you humans stop unironically naming people in positions of power “czars”? Are you that ignorant? Except @floodczar.bsky.social. He gets an exception.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A post featuring two headshots of Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock. The text above the photos reads: "This is Garrett Langley. He is the CEO of Flock. He doesn't like his photo being shared publicly." Below the images, a comment from user transnormativity asks: "Why is this 12 year old mormon survaling us???"
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Follow me for more recipes
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid sexy pole dancing Death
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
picard in the darmok episode with speech bubble
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Robert Downey Jr is gonna play all the roles.
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Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus Meme
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. in blackface Tropic Thunder “I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!”
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Appreciate you all blaming the Nats fireworks last night for the booms, but I need to take accountability. I had one too many servings of Ben’s and it did not go well. Sorry folks.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure what it found but it’s gonna make such horrible comics. bsky.app/profile/thez...
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Werner Herzog presents: The Paw Patrol Movie
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Omar Little: Spread The Word, Omar Back
Alt: Omar Little: Spread The Word, Omar Back
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you experience Guich Koock for more than four hours, see your health care provider.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fashion industry has the chance to send a male model to do the funniest thing right now.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you understood this bit, consider scheduling a colonoscopy and seeing if you are eligible for the shingles vaccine.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dr. Beverly Crusher has entered the chat.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Too soon!
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never mind the bollards! Here come the… What’s that? Maryland drivers have run over the Sex Pistols?!
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when all we had was gonads and strife? WEEEEEEEE!
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sir, New York has retaliated against your adopted state of Texas.
That George W Bush painting of the scene where his advisor tells him a second plane hit the World Trade Center on 9/11.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brilliant vertical integration here.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Any band is edible if you try hard enough.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Facts
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kitties!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
"Diogenes pulling up to a 24 hour KFC drive thru:"

[A line drawing depicts a figure sitting in the driver's seat of a car holding the steering wheel. The figure's head is a photographic cutout of a classical stone bust of a bearded man.]
"gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
[Count von Count (from Sesame Street) wearing medieval plate armor and a green cloak.]

"1462, shortly after the Battle of Târgoviște - the Count watches from the city walls as his friend and ally Prince Vlad III stakes 23,844 Turks (each of which he counted, naturally)."
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn near killed ‘em amirite?!
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IKYK
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GEICO Caveman Ad: So Easy A Caveman Can Do It
Alt: GEICO Caveman Ad: So Easy A Caveman Can Do It
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wake up babe, the city is skeeting to itself!
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *plop*
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s true! I am taking a stand on this! (I had a Langoliers joke but it got eaten.)
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well helloooo cowboy! (Cacti are generally not sailors)
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is what the old folks say, but you never can tell.
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh Mickey, they’re already rich. Otherwise you’re right.
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life
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Bigfootrotica @bigfootrotica.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That chair gets a lot of ass. LLMs being equivalent to people and selling them as such are asses. They are not the same.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A screenshot from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. The subtitle reads, "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 04/09/2026
12:02am Fri: Beltway area warning for dangerous 70mph wind gusts now expanded east to the Chesapeake Bay including Annapolis. Crazy lightning with these storms along with the heavy rain. See radar and updates at CapitalWeather.com and our app.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah, Portland. Never change.
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