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![BOB KETTLE: We need some answers from the mayor on public safety!
BOB: For starters, why did she fire the police chief?
[CAPTION: Because he was out of town 40% of the time]
BOB: And why did it take so long for the mayor to have a press conference after the Bite of Seattle shootings?
[CAPTION: because she had to wait for the chief and his 2 top deputies to fly back into town from a conference in Dallas]
BOB: Does the mayor even have a public safety plan?
[CAPTION: crime rates are down in all categories this year]
BOB: [pointing at caption] Can we please get rid of these text boxes? t’s very distracting[CAPTION: but you said you needed answers]
-In closing, um, crime is bad and I blame the mayor
[CAPTION: this press conference could’ve been a Nextdoor post]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:carj4mhaflwfubqzioy5wxl3/bafkreigdxkhrf3mhk3lkxinipmbbgwynfqiutbielptapyykwpx5qarcy4)
![Man Behind Bush: It's a little overcast. This could be the day!
Man with Binoculars: Someone's coming out!
[Goth woman exits apartment building]
Man: It's her!
[She looks up to the sky and smiles]
Woman Behind Bush: She smiled! The goth girl smiled!
Man with Binoculars: Summer is officially over!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:carj4mhaflwfubqzioy5wxl3/bafkreieh3xttdqheetafladnmi2owhv2zrn7ib2yic6tmgj2ueitnofwxu)
![ANGRY GUY IN CAR: [frowning]
RADIO: "The socialist mayor of Seattle"
a.k.a "the white female Mamdani"
AG: [grimacing]
-"who has never owned a car"
AG: [seething]
"is taking away a car lane on Denny
AG: [biting lip]
"and making it into a bus-only lane
AG: [veins in forehead throbbing, eye bulging out with blood vessels bursting]
KID ON BUS: [pointing out the window to mom who is reading a book] Mommy look at the funny man!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:carj4mhaflwfubqzioy5wxl3/bafkreigj7c6iltgsbn5ad2tq3k44td6jnedcf7zlgjrnglzp3qjk7hu7ey)
