Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialFredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Soup of the day: chili cheese fries 2127618
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.” 585713675
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament. 384132502219
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialOld Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Ideal relationship dynamic 146140552810
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialTim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment. 405251574235
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/04/2026In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙 561283844845
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026American Christians when they talk about the Pope 254583800
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted. 6771681133
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I don’t know much but I know this: ginger ale on an airplane is like water in the desert, if you cut a grilled cheese diagonally it turns into more grilled cheese, a thunderstorm is just mother nature’s reminder to finish reading your book, and you are NEVER too old to be stoked about a cool rock 544056
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/03/2026According to my calculations it takes me 27 hours to ease into the day and this explains a lot 428839
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026it’s almost as if that fifa peace prize didn’t mean anything at all 625572
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 28/02/2026With Trump, there's always a tweet. 962550749
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Life imitates art. 29 years ago, Wag the Dog told the story of a US president mired in sex scandal that threatened to undermine his presidency so he decided he needed to concoct a make-believe war to boost his support. 1092118757
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?nytimes.comNetflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover 17913873516412
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Time to finally break my silence on this matter. I think computer keyboards should have buttons for numbers as well as letters. I know it would require bigger keyboards but- wait, hang on. Ok, sorry, just checked and turns out they already have this feature. My mistake. Please disregard this post. 22919
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialLosferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/02/2026my house is not cluttered rather it has strategically placed items to keep cats off surfaces 511336
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Sure, I go to the library for books, but also sometimes I go just to exist in a space that's welcoming, organized, comfortable, judgement-free, and run by knowledgeable, helpful, passionate people, because that energy is straight up medicinal 2159173
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — ours to be loved and used and squeezed and drug around and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories from something real 828237
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Patrick Bateman would have 20 million followers on TikTok from his morning routine videos alone 41329
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life 746870
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Maybe your computer keeps asking if you’re a robot because it’s just looking for a friend? You ever think about that? No, of course not, because you only think about yourself. Typical human. 625232
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialsher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 20/02/2026 474157504254
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I love to walk down an overgrown woodland path that gradually becomes less and less of a path as it goes on until I emerge howling from a dense thicket on the far side of the country several weeks later 19921
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialJulie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...open.substack.comPrince Andrew's ArrestAcross the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter 1895335137771
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialSarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026She can’t keep getting away with this 3629
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I don’t know how it’s possible, but I am in a state of simultaneously having too many charging cables and not enough charging cables. 68220
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialX Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 17/02/2026💯👇BINGO!!! (by the balls)👇🎯 34823
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialKeith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18/02/2026farming dopamine 1532
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Under communism we'll all have the meats 36810
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialCount Duckula 🧛♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026“It was never about immigration…” 583203602
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialwelcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Favorite film for each year of the 21st century. 2006: Children of Men #filmsky 81769
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Kudos to the NYT editor who took “Appears to” out of the lead headline (finally) 18397341935
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialMatthew Vinge @mvinge.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡" 3856051424
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialTanya 🧚♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 23/01/2026A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA! 402258206598
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it 58178664314
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026 10304113
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialDaniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLStheguardian.comBack-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cowsBrown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees 212180675018
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting 279133562434
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialjustin (rough cut notes) @justininpost.bsky.social · 05/01/2026As a former child, kids suck, and this film did a good job capturing the literal horror film that is kids bullying others for being different. Highly recommend. 2123024
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Well at least the U.S. has an excellent track record of fostering successful democracies after illegally toppling foreign governments, so this should work out in the en- hang on, I'm being handed a note 110019
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court. 554828754
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/12/2025yesterday i did some acid and watched all the Matrix movies followed by Speed Racer while my cats laid on top of me and today my cats are like WHEN ARE WE LAYING DOWN, IS IT TIME TO LAY DOWN 983411
Reposted by @dopaminedetox.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate 8176091380
