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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19h

I hope my enemies eat shit and my friends eat delicious hors d'oeuvres

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23h

Frog And Toad, Having Escaped The Wedding, Sit In The Back Of The Bus, Staring Forward

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

As a kid I mainly wanted to grow up so I could play with knives and fire, and yet I rarely do. Still, being allowed to rules

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Fish must get so annoyed when people swim around them

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

There is something alluring about the way your wife softly calls to me from just beyond the treacherous marshes

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sometimes I just accidentally space out for my entire life

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really thought at this point in my life I would have knocked over some food carts in wild car chases

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the betrayal of walking into the bathroom and missing the light switch but hitting the fan instead. why did the house trick me

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ME, NOT LISTENING: Sounds good!

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if a mcdonald's location isn't allowed to be open 24/7 it gets really fucked up with stress and it's really bad for the mcdonald's location

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everything you love will be sold to you at a higher price until you can’t afford it anymore, and there is no alternative

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honestly this stuff isn’t that complicated, if you met two people at a party and one of them wrote a book and one of them used ChatGPT to self publish a book, who would be the cooler person What if someone was painting at the party and a guy next to them pulled out a phone and generated an image

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They should simply invent fun problems that are awesome to have

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

me, having exercised and eaten well for exactly the past two days: it took a lot of hard work, but I'm finally perfect

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Your future boss is currently a grumpy baby named Kevin

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I could fight a bunch of snakes if I had to. Probably wouldn’t win though

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

caveman: you see Grong new cave painting? me: let me guess: bison, stick figures caveman: why you no let people enjoy things me: it's derivative

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I'm just trying to get my life together." -Guy ahead of me in line buying pants

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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just heard a classic owl. very nice

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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

last night I saw a guy waiting at an intersection and heard the beep from him hitting the walk signal, then a few seconds later I saw a large raccoon crossing the street & the guy was gone. possible shapeshifter situation

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I believe in aliens more than they believe in themselves

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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me: And this dew, it’s from the mountains of the Baja Oblast? Taco Bell employee: ya

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 03/10/2026

my body is a finely-tuned machine designed to lay in bed

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As the world gets worse, I have no choice but to get even cooler

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harpy @harpy.party · 02/10/2026

your greatest enemy is the one inside you. i don't know why you stuck that up in there

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’ll eat pizza under any circumstances

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026