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David Thompson

@dntboise.bsky.social
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Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If my squeezebox is out of tune I adjust accordionlingly.
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Nearly 50 years old and I still have not learned, a foot of sandwich is too much sandwich for me.
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Wordle 1,727 3/6*
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
No one wants to seize the day anymore.
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wordle 1,723 3/6*
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It is a scientific fact that ice cream tastes better when it's in a little plastic helmet.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Don't forget to move the Doomsday Clock ahead one hour before you go to bed tonight.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I understand that, when my dog stops on our walks to sniff every goddamn twig and each freakin’ blade of grass, she is decoding, deciphering, and analyzing the complicated world around her, but what I can’t quite figure out is exactly what she plans on doing with that information.
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Lose an hour? In this economy?
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm sorry I led you on, but that was the only way I could get someone to check me for ticks.
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Queen Delrose @hotcakehound.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Jobs should have spring break too
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hear me out: a cake you jump into.
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Panny @panny.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If there's a heaven, it will serve grilled cheese sandwiches.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My emotional support animal is just a rotisserie chicken.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs.
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Wyeth Leslie @wyethwashere.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The promise of a beer and ballgame in the near future is doing a lot of emotional heavy lifting these days.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
when it’s time adjust my medication again—
News program screen cap: move over Xanax, here comes LSD
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/03/2026
The universe is vast, ancient, cold, and mostly empty, not unlike my soul before coffee.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This day in history. 306. Martyrdom of Adrian of Nicomedia, Roman magistrate who was so impressed by the obstinance of the Christians he was torturing that he became a Christian and eventually patron saint of fallacy and gullibility.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This apocalypse feels poorly organized.
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
inventor of Triscuits: what if you could eat wicker furniture
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
When you think you been working for 4 hours and it's only been 17 minutes
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
my screen time is down so my scream time doesn’t go up
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Wordle 1,717 3/6*
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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When you’re fiddling with the fireplace, it’s Flue Sky
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When you’re playing poker, it’s Bluff Sky
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Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When you’re quoting Arrested Development it’s Bluth Sky
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The real dangers of marijuana: Oreo Reese's Cups.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There’s a pretty robust case to make that the Iran Hostage crisis of 1979, the revolution itself, and the policies of the Iranian government towards the US since, was all blowback from the CIA’s decision to overthrow Mossadegh in 1953. www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/p...
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In declassified document, CIA acknowledges role in ‘53 Iran coup | CNN Politics
Sixty years after the overthrow of Iranian Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadegh, a declassified CIA document acknowledges the agency was involved in the 1953 coup.
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Drop some CREATURES
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Relationship status: staring wistfully at store mannequins dressed in yoga pants for just a few seconds longer than is decent in polite society.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@iluvmyheatingpad
@iluvmyheatingpad  

angel and devil on the beach holding hands  

angel (my desire to meet a new dr and get proper help with my disease)   

devil (my desire to avoid all medical professionals due to debilitating medical trauma)
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
When is the last time you came across "five inches of danger"?
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Dead Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Fact: sperm whales call humans “jizz monkeys”
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nobody has the right to tell you that a bookshelf with a rolling ladder “won’t fix you.”
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wordle 1,713 3/6*
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Waffle House Shift Supervisor Applecare Technician Vtuber (furry facecam rig) CVS pharmacy tech I will not elaborate
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I guess lefties hate hockey now.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
they say dress for the job you want so I wear my pajamas to work every day
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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"The real problem of humanity is the following: 🔹️We have Paleolithic emotions, 🔹️Medieval institutions, and 🔹️God-like technology" - E. O. Wilson
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just like grandma said..In a world where you can be anything. Don't be a dumbass.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is just a test. There is no emergency. It’s only a test. (A haiku of the Emergency Broadcast System)
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
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