David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 0101
Reposted by David ThompsonBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 15/03/2026If my squeezebox is out of tune I adjust accordionlingly. 2298
Reposted by David ThompsonMmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Nearly 50 years old and I still have not learned, a foot of sandwich is too much sandwich for me. 0146
Reposted by David ThompsonJoe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal... 1372942551
Reposted by David Thompsonash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/03/2026No one wants to seize the day anymore. 2110943
David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It is a scientific fact that ice cream tastes better when it's in a little plastic helmet. 000
Reposted by David ThompsonManny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Don't forget to move the Doomsday Clock ahead one hour before you go to bed tonight. 0187
Reposted by David ThompsonUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I understand that, when my dog stops on our walks to sniff every goddamn twig and each freakin’ blade of grass, she is decoding, deciphering, and analyzing the complicated world around her, but what I can’t quite figure out is exactly what she plans on doing with that information. 4053476
David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 07/03/2026He wears Trucker hats - Trucker hats use a breathable plastic mesh back and a tall, stiff foam front. Conversely, traditional baseball caps feature a fully enclosed, softer, often six-panel crown made of cotton or wool. Other than that they are very similar. 1160
Reposted by David Thompsonstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I'm sorry I led you on, but that was the only way I could get someone to check me for ticks. 16126
Reposted by David ThompsonQueen Delrose @hotcakehound.bsky.social · 05/03/2026could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel 411593380
Reposted by David ThompsonGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Jobs should have spring break too 4647
Reposted by David ThompsonKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Hear me out: a cake you jump into. 19354112
Reposted by David ThompsonPanny @panny.bsky.social · 28/02/2026If there's a heaven, it will serve grilled cheese sandwiches. 2184
Reposted by David ThompsonMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My emotional support animal is just a rotisserie chicken. 1923433
Reposted by David Thompson𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs. 524074
Reposted by David ThompsonWyeth Leslie @wyethwashere.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The promise of a beer and ballgame in the near future is doing a lot of emotional heavy lifting these days. 792297156
Reposted by David ThompsonStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026when it’s time adjust my medication again— 117126
Reposted by David Thompson𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/03/2026The universe is vast, ancient, cold, and mostly empty, not unlike my soul before coffee. 2730827
Reposted by David ThompsonJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This day in history. 306. Martyrdom of Adrian of Nicomedia, Roman magistrate who was so impressed by the obstinance of the Christians he was torturing that he became a Christian and eventually patron saint of fallacy and gullibility. 15324
Reposted by David ThompsonHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026This apocalypse feels poorly organized. 513434
Reposted by David Thompsonturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026inventor of Triscuits: what if you could eat wicker furniture 518453
Reposted by David ThompsonTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 03/03/2026When you think you been working for 4 hours and it's only been 17 minutes 016632
David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Half of Americans want to abolish the enforcement of our customs and immigration laws? 010
Reposted by David Thompsonsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026my screen time is down so my scream time doesn’t go up 310428
Reposted by David ThompsonJay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026When you’re fiddling with the fireplace, it’s Flue Sky 0123
Reposted by David ThompsonBethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026When you’re playing poker, it’s Bluff Sky 0126
Reposted by David ThompsonJay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 02/03/2026When you’re quoting Arrested Development it’s Bluth Sky 2174
Reposted by David ThompsonJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The real dangers of marijuana: Oreo Reese's Cups. 97418
Reposted by David Thompsonsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026There’s a pretty robust case to make that the Iran Hostage crisis of 1979, the revolution itself, and the policies of the Iranian government towards the US since, was all blowback from the CIA’s decision to overthrow Mossadegh in 1953. www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/p...cnn.comIn declassified document, CIA acknowledges role in ‘53 Iran coup | CNN PoliticsSixty years after the overthrow of Iranian Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadegh, a declassified CIA document acknowledges the agency was involved in the 1953 coup. 893173743
Reposted by David Thompsonbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Relationship status: staring wistfully at store mannequins dressed in yoga pants for just a few seconds longer than is decent in polite society. 517563
Reposted by David ThompsonChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/02/2026@iluvmyheatingpad 111020
David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 28/02/2026When is the last time you came across "five inches of danger"? 000
David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I'll be seeing youmedia.tenor.coma man in a black suit and black turtleneck is sitting in a room with a pitcher and a vase .ALT: a man in a black suit and black turtleneck is sitting in a room with a pitcher and a vase . 010
David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The proper nautical term for the width of a boat at its widest point is the beam. It represents the measurement from one side of the hull to the other, usually taken at the widest part, often near the middle of the vessel. Other specific terms include maximum beam and waterline beam. 000
Reposted by David ThompsonDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Fact: sperm whales call humans “jizz monkeys” 427486
Reposted by David ThompsonThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nobody has the right to tell you that a bookshelf with a rolling ladder “won’t fix you.” 1357271