Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Parents to kids: Don't vape. It's bad for you. Also parents to kids: Here you go, enjoy this e-scooter. It goes 35 mph. 030
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Dolly Parton wrote "Jolene" & "I Will Always Love" on the same day. Big deal. One day I wrote two skeets that got 3 likes each. 0257
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Everyone Poops Themselves 021
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Say a few words from an old commercial that some of us will remember: It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' 152
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Does the winning horse ever thank his Lord and Savior? 120
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Take the wrong lesson from a movie: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: don't make friends with anyone who looks different than you 051
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Add a food to a movie title The French Toast Connection 030
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Slept in my Dire Straits tee shirt and woke up twistin' by the pool 010
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28/03/2026There's something strange about this AI photo, but I can't quite put my sixth finger on it. 010
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'm looking forward to the price of gas coming down 1200% 011
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 25/03/2026This fortune teller seems rather large for a medium. 0115
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My dyslexic buddies are taking me to play taser lag. 020
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My bracket is as obliterated as Iran's nuclear program. 030
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Don't forget to move the Doomsday Clock ahead one hour before you go to bed tonight. 0187
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 06/03/2026They should have overnight oats you can make in the microwave. 011
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 22/02/2026If cats could drive, they would never use turn signals. 041
Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Before you go through the desert, remember to name your horse. 092