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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky

@dly.bsky.social
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All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky. me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x… funnier me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsa…

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
at 100 followers i will post my social security number
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/10/2026
not enough of you are dangerously obsessed with me
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(happy birthday, Rob!)
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Libra? 😒
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is time
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
September 30th October 1st
Sept 30: Billy Crystal wearing his big cozy sweater from When Harry Met SallyOct 1: Mike Wazowski from Monster's Inc (voiced by Billy Crystal)
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are such sweet, impressionable babies who are molding the view of the world they will likely hold the rest of their lives. I'm devastated that some have had this magical time violently stolen from them.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like literally that emoji
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sent my niece (a college freshman) a note to remind her of all the ways she and her friends can look out for each other she ended her reply with "and I'm currently sitting at a fountain drinking coffee and eating a pastry so life is as good as it gets" and it made me do this: 🥹
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they have: it's you
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should invent a me that doesn't suck
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whenever someone tries to explain d&d to me
nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes in his documentary you can see everything saying okay all right okay good chat
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
when your post is just too good
a bluesky notification that tells me it failed to delete post, please try again
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why's God fucking with my chips
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
take it up with my boss @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven’t been on in a few days!!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ally 😤
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes. final answer.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we are in the best simulation for sure
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a Walgreens deserves more respect than a woman, I guess
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hard-pressed to think of any criminal act that is so easily dismissed of consequence by the general population other than SA. these are the same folks that think vandalism and petty theft are jailable offenses (that is, if a POC commits them)
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
+ a whole other list of things that I can't post bc they'll ban me
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🥰 thank you, Fun!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
in a monogamous relationship w/ the crease in my jeans rubbing my clit just right
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dly it's nap time, you are now "Opinyawn Editor @ Bluesky"
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow y'all
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just passed a guy who looked like a retired ninja turtle
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 25/09/2026
i think therefore im cum on it
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a powerful triptych
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
great team effort, everyone. same time tomorrow?
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
they should make a sequel where the witch is a dog instead and call it Blair Bud
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026
Demand the entire party adopt Marie Glusenkamp Perez’ tough stance on sea lions
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have never believed anything more
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would share many bb pieces with you 🥹
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
someone’s gotta stop me!!!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
warmed in my back pocket
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hahahaha
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Disaster, Gay of Crisis hit video game on the Nintendo Wii @disastergaycrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being the friend who brings banana bread to people is an important and respected job
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