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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Merlin Bird app needs a new setting called "bitch, that's a frog"

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/08/2026

The flip side of understanding how much of one's career is luck is that it helps tamp down envy when friends catch luck. I have friends with movies and TV series! Other friends with ten times my sales! Good for them. It's nice when people you like get that break. They deserve it, as much as anyone.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My family is gone for the weekend, which just goes to prove it's my dog's fault I don't get to work on time.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You are more than your mistakes. You are also several troubling habits.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My toxic trait is that I think all the zoo animals like me.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Kumquat has to be the dirtiest word I have ever heard.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

it’s funny how people are almost MORE judgmental when you wet your pants sober

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

sharing half of a friendship bracelet with a really good sandwich

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Jazz just sounds like geese in a traffic jam.

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My husband just asked what I'm doing on my phone and the answer was "looking at Wishbone DVDs"

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Them..Hungry? Me..No, thanks. I just had ibuprofen and coffee.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sometimes, when I say "excuse me," I mean "excuse me." Mostly, I mean "get the fuck out of my way," though.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/07/2026

once. again. she's not a bog witch. she's a sea witch that got accidentally trapped in a bog. and yes, actually, we are in love.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A major plot hole in Teen Wolf is that wolves are actually not very good at basketball

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I wear my sunglasses at night Because I am grinding stones And I do not have proper eye protection

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I drank so much Clearly Canadian today

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I MUST know what my dog thinks about fireflies.

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

“rizz em with the ‘tism” i say, leaving a $10 tip on a $4 coffee for a barista i am too scared to make eye contact with

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/06/2026

I have a bomb

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My mother returned from a visit to Door County with what might be the most Wisconsin recipe I've ever seen.

A list of ingredients: cream cheese, ranch dip mix, beer, shredded cheese on top

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Just got a job as a reverse scarecrow (I attract birds and frighten vegetables)

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Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The administration has done fucked up. One of the Minnesota 15 is a folk singer, and he spent time in his holding cell leading a sing-a-long with other detainees. Hey ICE, you wanna make a Woody Guthrie? Cuz this is how you make a Woody Guthrie.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Have mosquitoes gotten faster, or am I just really high?

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

They need to make snack size chili. Don't ask questions, just make it.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I don't want to report spam, I want vengeance.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Lower back sweat, my old friend. You've returned.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Just saw a shag leather rug and I am not okay

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

little hats for dogs

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Most of the women you know are trying to befriend some crows.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Man I didn’t think this pig could look more like a pervert but then he puts on this coat

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I hope aliens are real because I'd like to try their milk.

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Callistophene Josephine @djmdmnpt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I have no doubt the thing that will break me will be 2 factor authentication

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

At Costco and saw the chips whose ads kept interrupting the youtube videos I'd been watching so I drop kicked six of them into the personal care aisle

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Open message to any squirrels that might be reading this: It's OK to let me approach you, I mean you no harm, in fact I believe we could one day become powerful allies

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