Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026MAYBAAAAAAAAAY YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MAAAAAAAAAAE 1100
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Seen on Google's web search just now, as a sidebar for my search on "reflecting pool": 070
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hey Trump, are you going to be able to fix the bright green and peeling reflecting pool before [checks watch] 4th of July? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA give my tax dollars back plz thx 130
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The people in the attached photo should be ashamed of themselves for stealing people’s rights slogans and making dog jokes with them. Just traipsing blithely into the racism pit, aren’t ya? 1/n 2122
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The administration has done fucked up. One of the Minnesota 15 is a folk singer, and he spent time in his holding cell leading a sing-a-long with other detainees. Hey ICE, you wanna make a Woody Guthrie? Cuz this is how you make a Woody Guthrie. 5511119
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Several months ago, I took a couple short naps on the sofa where I laid my head on my dog Max like he was a pillow. He didn't seem to mind and didn't move until I woke up. Now if I lay down on the sofa for a nap, he grumbles until I let him be my pillow. 913248134
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This week, I have a case of the Don't Wannas, right when I don't have time to spare for the Don't Wannas. 080
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026At what point is keeping Trump as president a case of elder abuse? 1110
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie.” Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey: A Coke Babies Mystery 080
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Listen up, MSP! Do not answer your door. Do not answer questions without your lawyer present. Save these phone numbers (see image/alt text). And as the lawyers say, shut the fuck up. You have constitutional rights. Use them. 3129135
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Alright MSP, heads up. The FBI showed up at the house of a friend of mine (a vet with no criminal record) and threatened her vet benefits because she was a legal observer in January. She took no guff and immediately called the ACLU. So, be vigilant for more bullshit, and remember:youtube.comNLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI 113569
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Awoooooooostatic.klipy.comRotating Tornado SirenALT: Rotating Tornado Siren 0330
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 180
Reposted by Melissa KaercherWolfproof Press 🐑🫸 🐺✨ @wolfproofpress.com · 19/05/2026#ICYMI "The revolution will not be televised (bc of the dildos)." Letterpress posters of antifascist quotes that @chebutykin.bsky.social remixed to celebrate the good people who've acquired cartons of expired dildos to throw at ICE. Various colors available, $5/print to MN mutual aid:store.wolfproofpress.com"The revolution will not be televised (because of the dildos)" (from Melissa Kaercher) | Wolfproof Press 1184
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026There is currently a plumber in my basement with his foot on the water access to our house — and he’s been like that for 45 minutes — because of a chain of mishaps that has resulted in being completely unable to shut off water to our house. 270
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026God help us, our shins, and our furniture. Two of our three dogs are stoned and in the dreaded Fido Flange. 0100
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This is what you want to see when you watch a movie: 181
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026First day back in the office in almost three weeks. I am working from the lobby because I forgot my badge at home. I forgot my backpack at the veterinarian’s office. I had to jump start my car because I forgot to start it until this morning. I AM BECOME MESS, DESTROYER OF MORNINGS. 3130
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026WHAT THE ALL HOLY FUCK IS THAT FONT AND WHAT MONSTER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA 490
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Chicago O’Hare Airport is where happiness goes to wither into a dusty husk. 5130
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I cannot think of a more daunting book to translate into Portuguese (or any other language, for that matter). 030
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I am so honored that my dildo revolution jokes have been an inspiration. These are so cool! 0142
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026When you are headed someplace fabulous, but first you have to spend six hours at Newark Liberty Airport. 2150
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026These Amazon seller names are getting out of hand. 290
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026[looks at calendar] Oh shit, they’re resurrecting Jesus, aren’t they? 290
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Minnesotans, time to be Minnesotans: like the attached post to vote for our flag as the best flag. 2188
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Hey, all you fine trans folks out there: I see you. I love you. The Supreme Court can fuck right off (except for Jackson). 0152
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Pokémon Go is glitching today and has turned my avatar into Nyarlathotep. 480
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026[me, preaching loudly to strangers at a bar after three Iron Butterflies] AS A PERSON LIVING UNDER LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM, I VOTE THAT WE START TREATING MARKET TRADING LIKE GAMBLING ADDICTION. 1162
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026OH HELLO www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...theguardian.comJamie Lee Curtis to lead Murder, She Wrote reboot movieOscar winner will take on role of Jessica Fletcher in 2027 film from Pitch Perfect director Jason Moore 6203
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My plant collection in my work cubicle might be getting out of hand. 6283
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I’m not Banksy. If I were, I’d have universal healthcare. 150
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026🧵 I just found a set of notes from 15 years ago where I apparently created Drunken Achievement Badges. 1/ 141
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026HOW DID IT COST THAT MUCH? It’s one minute long and partly uses stock footage! I desperately want to see the budget breakdown. 4130
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 09/03/202620,000 images of dogs, from 120 breeds, for SCIENCE: vision.stanford.edu/aditya86/ImageNetDogs/vision.stanford.edu 010
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026This is a gorgeous remembrance of Tom Noonan. May his memory be a blessing to all. 1101
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026At B-Fest 2026, an annual 24-hour barrage of terrible movies at Northwestern University. 3181
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026“Goddamnit, I’m gonna eat my Chunky.” - @kelvinhatle.bsky.social 120
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Rohingya refugee from Myanmar, who was mostly blind and unable to speak English, was dropped off by CBP at a random coffee shop somewhere after completely not notifying his family. The man never found his way home and died a few days later. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.com'Nearly blind' refugee found dead after being released by Border Patrol in New YorkBuffalo Mayor Sean Ryan said the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam was preventable and “deeply disturbing.” 1129
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I have the day off work today for the sole purpose of LOCAL ADVENTURE. I shall be doing things in town that I’ve never done before, and/or just generally treating myself to nice things. 3210
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Everything is horrible, except for Nazgûl the Dog deciding to crash the Olympics. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...theguardian.comVery good dog invades course but falls short of medal glory at Winter OlympicsA local dog has missed out on a historic medal at the Winter Olympics despite a lung-bursting stretch in the homestretch 14310
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026All of moviedom was so lucky to have Robert Duvall for so long. If you're not re-watching Apocalypse Now tonight, I suggest The Seven-Per-Cent Solution: Sherlock Holmes meets Freud; hijinks ensue! Bonus: Alan Arkin, Nicol Williamson, Charles Gray, Vanessa Redgrave, Laurence Olivier, Joel Grey. 2130
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If you know anyone who needs coverage for damages of Operation Metro Surge, this may be of interest: 05945
Reposted by Melissa KaercherMinnesota 50501 @mn50501.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Day Out for Democracy 1:30pm at Stewart Park TOMORROW 04925
Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Tonight, I just started watching Blue Moon (2025), because it came up on streaming and I vaguely remembered it was up for an Oscar or two and I couldn't remember who or why it was. About 35 minutes in, I suddenly shouted to myself, "HOLY FUCK, THAT'S ETHAN HAWKE." I had to recognize him by voice. 1100
