Reposted by PhilDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 22hit’s called being mistaken, maybe you’ve erred a bit 13314
Reposted by PhilIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 7hEpitaph for a zombie: "Starved to death in a trendy downtown neighborhood because he couldn't find a single brain that hadn't already been completely fried by TikTok scrolling." 🪦💀static.klipy.comD&D Undead Monster ShockedALT: D&D Undead Monster Shocked 0121
Reposted by PhilLecia Michelle @leciamichelle.bsky.social · 12hA great egret trying to stay cool on a hot October day. 90 degrees today, folks. Ugh. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky 151006122
Reposted by Phil🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Feeling a bit feisty lately, blame the moon, retrograde, what have you... 192
Reposted by Phil🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*pops out of interdimensional portal* "BONJOUR!" 074
Reposted by Phil🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We could summon the dark forces, or we could, (hear me out) order Chinese takeout. 22913
Reposted by Phil🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 8hKali maaa.static.klipy.comSmiling Mola RamALT: Smiling Mola Ram 051
Reposted by Phil👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 30/06/2025“The dark subconscious will see you now.” 02314
Reposted by Phil🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey, I remember you, you're the asshole who threatened me with a good time. Don't you walk away from me!!! 0136
Reposted by PhilBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 8hGhosting people during spooky season is an appropriate form of celebration 05222
Reposted by PhilGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16hdreamt my phone was just a glowing rectangle shrieking at me, i hope that’s not a sign 810745
Reposted by PhilMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18hA high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel. 611965
Reposted by Philgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 9hhere’s the thing: when you’ve had a lot of bad things happen to you, no matter what changes, you keep expecting another bad thing to happen to you and when good things finally do happen for you, you don’t know what do with yourself 1611520
Reposted by PhilKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13hFinish your plate, there are people starving for attention 114860
Reposted by PhilSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14hListened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed 2925259
Reposted by PhilMedieval Military Medicine @medmilmedicine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This week’s ‘elephant done by a medieval artist that had never seen one’ - 15th century, BnF Français 22531, f. 324r 46719
Reposted by PhilMedieval Military Medicine @medmilmedicine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Even more struggles with medieval contact lenses - 13th century, British Library, Add. 28681, f. 40r 05717
Reposted by PhilMedieval Military Medicine @medmilmedicine.bsky.social · 7h“Hey, how have you been?” ‘Not great, I’ve had a bit of a frog in my throat for the last day or two.’ “Huh, I’ve been feeling a bit low myself, I wonder if that’s what I’ve got too?” 1st quarter of the 14th century, British Library, Royal MS 19 B XV, f. 30v 04214
Reposted by Phil🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 7him dripping with confidence and probably other stuff too 1111
Reposted by PhilGONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 7hLissen to theez bozos, donot thay see all tha ghoasties?! 1733134
Reposted by PhilAutotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m bored. Let’s go unplug some Teslas 12912
Reposted by Philaltspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 7hAlien vs Predator but the predator is a lady bug 053
Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 7hWould suck if you were pharaoh and died on the battlefield then the people mummifying you got in a hurry and screwed things up 031
Reposted by Phil🦊 🩵🐦⬛ 🧙Revenant Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 7hThey’ve finally located her luggage only to sell it off? 1184
Reposted by PhilSewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 8hSnap the Strings, 2026 #mixedmedia #collage #painting #abstract #photography 16215
Reposted by PhilAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 12hThe Gen Z mind can't comprehend the cleaning products of the 70s 2308
Reposted by PhilIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 8hThe only reason half of us support trick-or-treating is so we can tax our children's candy bags for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups like a corrupt mob boss. 🍫 0183
Reposted by PhilSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13hHot singles in your area want to eat your still beating heart 712148
Reposted by PhilBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 11hYou can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it. 27133
Reposted by PhilBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Fuck I almost ruined 2026 by accidentally reposting someone I actively dislike. 49413
Reposted by PhilIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 8hRealizing your childhood dream of being the "house that gives out full-sized candy bars" is completely dead because inflation turned a box of King Size Snickers into a luxury asset. 0193
Reposted by PhilIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 8hChecking your credit card statement on November 1st and seeing exactly how much you spent trying to compete with your neighbor’s 12-foot Home Depot skeleton. 0182
