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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19h
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2025
Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!!
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
relaxation exercises to do when taking a break from a long computer session (1988) archive.org/details/Happ...
illustration of a long haired person reaching to touch their toes. the colour orange is behind them.illustration of a long haired person, arm outstretched each side, swiveling them. the colour yellow is behind them.illustration of a long haired person, hands on hips, swiveling their hips and head. the colour pink is behind them.illustration of a long haired person, reaching downward toward the ground, with their feet spread apart. the colour pink is behind them.
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Frog, do not worry,” cried Toad. “I am coming to help you!” Toad ran out of his house.
Toad runs out of his house, ready to save Frog. He's carrying a rope, a lantern, and a frying pan. Honestly, he looks a bit foolish.

From "Christmas Eve"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
A guy marching electric bass! (And the hero marching an amp!) You love to see it.
Members of the Cavalier Marching Band. A marching electric bass player and a band member pushing an amp car connected to a car battery.
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Max Read @maxread.info · 17/09/2026
unabomber clippy
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/09/2026
Mans is blank as new printer paper
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three remaining jobs: - Building the Kill Machine - Being hunted by the Kill Machine - Guarding the bee and posting until being hunted by the Kill Machine
Homer explaining to some of the less gifted employees that the reason they're in the basement is to guard the bee. HOMER: "I told ya, Bernie--to guard the bee!"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Rebecca Gelernter @nearbirdstudios.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To finish, here's maybe the worst thing I've ever seen: Hot Dog Man. He and his horrible friend are in Syracuse, if you want to see these abominations live for some reason.
This thing is difficult to write alt text for in a Lovecraftian sense in that it's indescribably horrible. It's a six-foot anthropomorphic hot dog in a bun and some sort of wrapper. Its skin (?) tone is caucasian. It's squirting ketchup on its head with one hand, and its expression is one of concentration and, disturbingly, pleasure. Its tongue is out. There's mustard in its other hand, so clearly the party is just beginning. Its knees are bent in a slight crouch, and it's wearing sneakers and knee-high socks for some reason. It has eyebrows. Why does it have eyebrows?A wider shot showing Hot Dog Man's accomplice, French Fry Guy. It's a six-foot conical package of fries. Its face is on the cardboard cone, so maybe the fries aren't actually part of its body? I hope so, because it's eating one and giving a thumbs-up. One eye is mostly closed, the other is wide but unseeing: the irises are black, and there's just a spot of grey in the middle of the pupils. Is this creature blind? It has heavy bags under its eyes and a wide mouth with obscenely red lips. The side that doesn't have a fry protruding from it is raised in a pointed, mocking smile. It also has shoes and socks.
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chicago Daily News headline from 1915
CHICAGO IN MENTAL FOG
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Lol @loltype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
how it feels to eat a tin of mackerel while standing directly over the sink
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lmao
Its a YouTube thumbnail of a man we called Mr. WIZARD with a picture of the man to one side and it is titled "Mr. Wizards World.... TOO MEAN? " on screen and underneath it reads "the uncomfortable truth about Mr Wizard" it was a show on nickelodeon that taught kids about science he wasn't mean enough if you ask me.... :)
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry is survived by his frequent co-star, a big spooky mansion
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 26/08/2026
I can fix her
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
can’t watch an attenborough documentary without thinking of this
old tweet by @ipaddlearound:

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i am starting to gain an appreciation for how destructive and fundamentally reactionary nostalgia is
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every vintage gameshow:
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For You section on YouTube showing a 7mo old video with 364 views titled “I need somewhere to explode.” The thumbnail is a very old man with a very big white beard
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Donkey Approved Shrek Waffles (2007-2008): A line of frozen, buttermilk waffles released to promote "Shrek the Third", featuring full-color images of characters from the film printed onto the middle of each one.
A yellow Eggo waffle box with an image of two waffles, one with an image of Shrek, the other with an image of Fiona. To the right is an image of Donkey and Shrek mugging for the "camera"
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 02/05/2025
It’s essential to obtain the smallest possible globule size
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freak of nature ☠️⚡ @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
new political alignment chart
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[typing on my phone as I’m getting flung thru the air by a violent tornado] tornado got me lmao
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
wolf, manual, living as a wolf, excerpt, dos (1994) archive.org/details/wolf...
press the following keys to perform the following actions as a wolf

s - see
e - eat
i - sit
b- bark
h - hear
u - bury
w - howl
d - drink
l - sleep
g - dig up
j - jump to wolf
c - scent mark
n - smell w/ nose
p - drop meat
m - map location
t - eat and carry
space - commands
f2 - cursor
a - autoplay
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cool thanks
An Amazon notification. 

You've got great taste
DC Pigtail Cable Female is waiting
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now is the time of monsters
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 03/08/2026
Hopecore
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is my attorney Christopher O’prison
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Big Philly Sports Day
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ejecting a floppy disk from a macintosh portable in zero-g in space (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=99pX... www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle.astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle. the floppy disk has been ejected and is now floating.astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle. the floppy disk has been ejected and is now floating (further).astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle. the astronaut has reached his arm out to catch the disk before it floats out of his reach.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
‘How do you do, fellow adults’ asses
 Six young conservatives pictured together on an otherwise empty train.

"The Democrats are terrified because they know GenZ is waking up!"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Big diaper daddy
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
burgertime, print ad, imagery (1983) archive.org/details/elec...
imagery: a chef, carrying a burger bun (top) above his head, is running away from flying eggs and hot dogs.
text above:
to beat our new home video game, you've got to move your buns.
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