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Devonian Stone

@devonianstone.bsky.social
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cishet [pronounced "si-shay"], he him, drummer, sparklebrain, attorney-ish, fur-adjacent, sparklebrain, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes

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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 1h
thank you for sharing this, hunter warms my cranky old heart a bit
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 1h
I really don't love admitting I used to be kind of dumb about this. However, I think honesty is important and it's also good for people to see how you can shift.
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Twig @twigmouse.bsky.social · 2h
On this #RaccoonAppreciationDay make sure to give your local raccoons free access to all your fruit trees. You know, to show your appreciation! 📷 @rivertales.bsky.social 🧥 @lobitoworks.bsky.social
A raccoon fursuiter peering at the viewer through the branches of an apple treeRaccoon fursuiter pulling an apple on the end of a branch towards his mouth
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 1h
*La la la driving until I am stopped by a construction queue* *look around* *double take at the giant hand rising out of the corn* Oh! It’s a tree covered in vines and not the emergence of an elder god! Whew
A tree covered in parasitic vines looks like a forearm and hand rising out of the corn
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Steve Miller: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Me: seriously? Steve: Some call me the gangster of love Me: I call bs Steve: some people call me Maurice Me: ok that one sounds believable
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1h
*walks up to a group of hobbits* hey guys what JRR you Tolkien about
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/03/2026
Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 2h
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 1h
ayup
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 2h
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 1h
it's so cool that we keep winning this war over and over
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 3h
Chihuahua x Chupacabra Adopt that got preclaimed
A reference sheet for a chihuahua x chupacabra hybrid. It’s got large, bulging eyes, sharp teeth and spines on its head, back an elbows. The fur is short except around the neck
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 1h
chupawahwah
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 2h
ope, pardon me for protrudin'
the dune three popcorn phallus turned sideways
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 1h
it is amazing how much this dumb asshair sucks
Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth • 14h
No fatties.
No trannies.
No beardos.
No weirdoes.
No wimps.
No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 17/05/2024
*ring ring ring vagina bones*
Meme of link with his mid section circled with an arrow saying is there any reason on why Nintendo have link a vagina bones? 
And the quote above it by someone who always jucked his posts and creeped out women so I cut his name out - fellas is it gay to have “checking notes” a pelvis
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Jillian Whitton 🏳️‍⚧️, rising @jillianw.bsky.social · 4h
So now you need our votes after all? If our options are "you don't get full civil rights any more", and "you don't get full civil rights any more, but in blue", and you don't like the possible consequences for cis people, you have a problem. I won't be complicit in my own oppression.
There is no larger issue for me than my right to exist and participate in society. If that's a purity test, then so be it.
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 2h
ope, pardon me for protrudin'
the dune three popcorn phallus turned sideways
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h
xenomorph moo deng hissing at sigourney weaver
THEY’RE CALLED SKEETS
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new world penis @jazzpomegranate.com · 4h
lethal. agile. penile.
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Persephone @apatilonia.northsky.social · 5h
chat is this anything
state of my penis
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
there is a man outside using a nail gun and going “woo hoo!” every couple of minutes
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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 10h
[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.
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JC (baseball season type) @conductress.bsky.social · 19h
Hey, cis men, please read this short thread. Even y'all who are getting it, I'm not sure you get this part. The things we give up because it's safer. We shouldn't have to.
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OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zero percent chance that is Hesgeth is a top
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 10h
apologies to all but london is practically located in florida anyway
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 11h
the "get in, loser" meme from MEAN GIRLS (2004), with the text "Get in, loser. We're tinkering with the machinery of death "
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 11h
This is my husband’s group and he was the one cited. He is also in the video, be careful not to fall in love too hard. 😍
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TheSecondBatgirl @thesecondbatgirl.bsky.social · 11h
Brains are terrible and should really work better
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 11h
David Shiffman Scientific and Environmental Consulting is proud to introduce an Omega Super Platinum level of open access publishing. For $250,000 I will read your peer-reviewed scientific paper out loud, through a megaphone, to any 5 people of your choice. Anywhere in the world!
Person shouting through a megaphone
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Matthew L Reznicek @drreznicek.bsky.social · 11h
The sun rises in spite of everything and the far cities are beautiful and bright. I lie here in a riot of sunlight watching the day break and the clouds flying. Everything is going to be all right. Derek Mahon
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11h
A two-panel meme featuring frames from a news interview. In both top and bottom panels, a young man speaking into a Fox 5 news microphone looks shocked and wide-eyed. The top text reads: "If all they had to do was write an essay apologizing." The bottom text reads: "Well then so can Luigi."
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 11h
today in "actually rape culture is real" ...
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 11h
we've got 'em licked for sure
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11h
nice
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 11h
Yea. Like we really need to stop trying to go back to the middle ages
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Queen Anna V 👑 🫜🫜 @annavernerauthor.bsky.social · 19h
A cartoon grey cat is standing up with a black witches hat on its head, holding a brown broom in one hand and a small black cat toy in the other.
The words say: waking up on Oct 1st: Ok, I'm ready. The background is a dull orange.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 12h
So many people finding out about Joyce Beatty because of the Kennedy Center and they don’t even know the LORE
Tweet from Joyce Beatty that says Hey teens! Vaping isn’t fleek or fire 🔥🔥🔥, that’s why the State of Ohio launched #MyLifeMyQuit to show you that you don’t need fat clouds ☁️☁️☁️ to be radical! 💯💯💯

mylifemyquit.com/index.html
1:13 PM · Jul 9, 2019
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 12h
The question yesterday of whether “I learned it from watching you” or “this is your brain on drugs” has more staying power? The real answer is neither. THIS is the fleek and fire PSA I quote most often.
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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 12h
My two favorite months are ROCKTOBER and TOYOTATHON
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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 12h
A trebuchet is so ama zing for fling ing a thing far far away #nationalpoetryday
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Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @aletheakontis.com · 19h
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 19h
*couple decades ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20h
DO NOT INJECT THIS
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 22h
"The patriarchy is represented by two separate but equally important groups: the men who commit the crimes, and the men who cry 'misandry' when they are called out."
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here she is!!
a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 21h
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 21h
bad take dad this attitude is what earns your spot there on the burn pile you just picked a side and it's the wrong one sincerely, a dad who doesn't like rape culture or its apologists [you]
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