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Talcott

@talcotts.bsky.social
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Widowed and nonbinary. I talk a lot about Star Trek, Ohio, cats, dinosaurs, and whatever I’m watching. The Columbus Dispatch once called me a “local cartoonist and customer-service rep.” (They/Them)

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 13h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3h
In this Ohio diner, Hawkeye still means Alan Alda. But they do know this: Senator Eric Schmitt’s staffers looked about as nervous as Radar O’Reilly after yesterday‘s basketball gaffe.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 4h
I’d been thinking of doing a reread of the series for a while, and while I don’t love The Magician’s Nephew being treated as the first book instead of a flashback, this was available, I’m on a Gerwig kick, and should revisit before the movie is out. (I was maybe 10 last time I read them)
Audiobook of The Magician’s Nephew
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 12h
abolish frats imo
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jibbi/ジッビ @jibbi.bsky.social · 14h
The single most @talcotts.bsky.social coded thing I've seen all week
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 14h
My Cambrian Dream blanket from @windywallflower.bsky.social just arrived! Look at it!
A beautuful woven blanket of Cambrian creatures. Featuring Anomalocaris
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Devastating news for HotWitches lovers in Ohio. Not sure how you come back from this one
A newspaper correction blurb, noting that Hotwiches are not available in Ohio, despite a recent ad for them
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 16h
Hans Moleman on the phone
“I need the most generic power company name you have”AEP Ohio Returns to Legal Operating Name, Updates Bill Layout
We recently announced that AEP Ohio will begin operating under our legal name, Ohio Power Company, on Oct. 1 to reinforce our commitment to Ohio. Nothing will change with how you contact us or how we respond when you need us.Hans Moleman again:
“No, that’s too generic.”
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 18h
Beaky Camarasaurus. preprints.arphahub.com/articles.php... @dennish.bsky.social @fabiomanucci.bsky.social
Brown pencil sketch of the head of Camarasaurus, with a keratinous beak-like covering on the front of its snout, as proposed by the latest study.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up? At the risk of being entirely too much of a self-parody, I had a copy of Rudolph Zallinger’s "The Age of Reptiles" mural above my bed.
Rudolph Zallinger’s mural, split in two. It’s 1940s-style dinosaurs stretching back in time from the Cretaceous to the Triassic.
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Raven Amos (Autumn Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 19h
They just reinvented BonziBuddy
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Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 22h
I wrote about AI in senior living. It's mostly just people watching AI-narrated videos on speakerphone in the break room and people asking if we're ever getting robot servers in the dining room. otherwise it's pretty much not around: www.thechatner.com/p/we-getting...
thechatner.com
“We getting any robots soon?”: AI in Senior Living
Listen, I’m already on the computer. I don’t need to be on the computer any more than I already am.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 22h
I’m so used to learning about bad news this way that for a moment I forgot this was a [Murder]Bot and thought someone beloved had died.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
meanwhile on some other timeline
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League of Women Voters of Ohio @lwvohio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One week from today, Ohio will be voting. Are you ready? ✅ Register to vote or update/verify your voter registration by Monday, Oct 5 ✅ Make sure you've got the right unexpired government-issued photo ID ✅ Plan when, where, how you want to vote ✅ Research your ballot at vote411.org or voteohio.org
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This morning in “the more things change…”
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"Wireless Lizzie"- A 1926 Driverless Car Silent Comedy | 16mm Film Scan
YouTube video by 16mm Time Machine
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really leaning into my brand by writing a long footnote about my name and gender in a review of Little Women (2019).
Little Women 2019
Five stars
Watched Sep 28, 2026
"If the main character's a girl, make sure she's married by the end. Or dead."
There's nothing like watching an adaptation that opens by addressing my biggest complaint about the source material (which I just finished and otherwise loved). This is all so beautiful and painterly. As stylized as Barbie, just with a different aesthetic. And, as if that wasn't enough to win me over, there's so much focus on memory and Jo and Alcott's* relationship to gender (and each other). In a lot of ways I think it spoke to me more than the book, but it wouldn't have done so if I hadn't just finished the book.*So far as I know there's no relation between Alcott and Talcott, beyond perhaps a shared linguistic origin. But I have always treated my name as if it were a gender, long before I realized that's what / was doing, and the only other Talcott I've known had the same experience. It is of course fraught to cast modern gender terms onto people who never expressed it in those words, but everything I've read of Alcott's relationship to gender (especially as expressed by Jo) feels so familiar. It might all be a coincidence, but I can't shake the sense of connection across time.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“If the main character’s a girl, make sure she’s married by the end. Or dead.” I just started 2019’s Little Women, and I see Greta and I are already on the same page about this.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY, STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION!!!
Promotional photo of season 1 of Star Trek: The Next Generation which premiered September 28, 1987
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With that out of the way, I can move on to something a little more intellectual. I’m only 20 pages in, but the first chapter is all about what everyone is having for breakfast.
STAR TREK
HOW MUCH FOR JUST THE PLANET?

THE NEW NOVEL BY JOHN M. FORD

The cover features Kirk in a tux, a Klingon, and an impish fellow in an old suit. Chapter One
In Space, No One Can Fry an Egg
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 28/09/2026
You, an AI user: need money for tokens. AI eats them. Need more money for tokens. Me: a transit historian: need money for tokens. Have a local artist make me a custom necklace. Think about what other transit jewelry I might commission. Need more money for tokens. We are not the same.
Daria, a red haired white woman, wears a brown print dress with a necklace made from transit tokens on her neck. There is also a stamped metal collar locked with a heart. A patch covering a biopsy site is visible in her décolletage
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things got lit at Jo-Ann Fabrics during the 1992 Halloween season. You could sew costumes from Batman Returns, Toxic Crusaders, *and* The Addams Family!
Jo-Ann Fabrics Sunday circular from October 1992.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I updated my profile pic, which means I won’t recognize my own posts for at least a week.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m going to regret asking this, but… Has anyone seen an article or thread that explains WHY “Choosin’ Texas” is such a big hit. To me it sounds like every other radio country song, and I’m curious if it does something special that I’m missing because I’m just not attuned to the genre.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn’t realize the American cheese pack I picked up wasn’t individually wrapped. Which means I’m going to need a project for all that cheese before it goes bad. Looks like someone has some Altoona-style pizza in their future.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Setting my time machine to 50 years ago so I can learn about this lost hot dog empire. cdm16802.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/coll...
Columbus Monthly
December 1976
Port Columbus:The $20 million debate
The collapse of the hot dog empire A skiers' guide to Central Ohio slopes
Here they are:
THE BEST
RESTAURANT
DISHES OF 1976
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not so infinite after all.
A sunbeam on a copy of infinite jest
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Updated Top 10 Movies of 2026. It feels appropriate thatThe Odyssey got knocked out by If I Go Will They Miss Me (which is gorgeous and might well move further up the list as I sit with it).
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, I Love Boosters, Blue Heron, Coyote vs Acme, The Bride, Erupcja, If I Go Will They Miss Me, Buddy, Maddy’s Secret
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Spock look disgusted before, but I guess checkers to just too illogical.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a ridiculous about of parking lot for a fast food restaurant on campus.
Back of the rebuilt campus McDonalds with at least a dozen parking spots
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice 

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YOU: fuzzy wuzzy ME: ok YOU: was a bear ME: no problem YOU: fuzzy wuzzy…had no hair 😏 ME: what the fuck YOU: fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t very f— ME, loading a gun: don’t you worry i’m gonna get to the bottom of this
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 27/09/2026
I am 45 years old, I do not need to know what’s popular with the kids and frankly I prefer they get to have their own pop culture
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your Sunday morning is probably lacking in meta animation about a time traveling clown being chased into the future, with an ending that leads to some staggering questions about the nature of reality.
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Out of the Inkwell | Koko in 1999 | 1927 | 16mm | Koko The Clown | A Max Fleischer cartoon
YouTube video by Fleischer Cartoons!
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is probably just a typo in the description, but Jo March being described as a widower is great! One of my big Gender Moments (that took me a few years to clock) was how I instantly rejected the term “widower” for myself and insisted on using “widow.” I could easily see Jo doing the opposite.
Little Men
Wholesome period drama delights audiences
*****131 1998 2 seasons Drama • Fun
TV-PG
Season 1 Recent widower Jo March runs Plumfield Boarding School, an all-boys educational institution she founded with her late husband.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's time to look outside the mainstream sugar economy which has failed us
Homer Simpson with his baseball bat in front of his pile of sugar.
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dunderdale.bsky.social @dunderdale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It looks like if the baby from the dinosaurs was cereal.
static.klipy.com
Baby Sinclair's Adorable Expressions
Alt: The baby from the Dinosaurs
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saturday night! Woo! (I knew this wasn’t the final line, and yet still found myself hoping it would be.)
Moe reading:

"AND THEN THEY REALIZED THEY WERE NO LONGER LITTLE GIRLS.
THEY WERE LITTLE WOMEN.”
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jo and the professor?! Seriously? It’s not that I think Jo should have wound up with Laurie either (the most Reddit-coded man in 19th century literature), but both of these relationships feel like breaking the characters just to get them married off by the end.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely some publisher shares my vision
Jane Schoenbrun and The Pink Opaque in The Camp Miasma Murders
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I asked @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social to pick up @mattielubchansky.com’a new zine at SPX and it does NOT disappoint, her brain is so big and beautiful.
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some nights call for the classics. Though I am also experimenting with a 5-cheese garlic crust.
Cup and char pepperoni on a rectangular pizza
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nancy: do you want to meet me at the southwestern ohio instructional technology association? sluggo:
a building with the acronym SOITA on the side
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Talcott @talcotts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m on track to finish both Infinite Jest and Little Women this weekend, and jumping back and forth from the physical book of the former to the audiobook of the latter is jarring in a way I quite enjoy.
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Alternate Histories @alternatehistories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From CineFantastique magazine, January 1987 issue. “Star Trek: The Next Generation. Fans Irate Over Plans for New Series”’ I especially love the “It would be a disaster” guy.
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