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Sexy Devonian Stone

@devonianstone.bsky.social
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cishet [pronounced "si-shay"], he him, drummer, sparklebrain, attorney-ish, fur-adjacent, sparklebrain, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes

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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 16h
the letter says this is a "one-time $500 REFUND to Americans who use the Healthcare . gov platform to purchase their health insurance, but who do not receive Taxpayer Subsidies to help pay for their coverage." [capitalizations sic.]
the letter quoted above with a corner of the u.s. treasury check visible
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 16h
holy shit check your mailbox
part of a $500 check from us treasury and a letter from pres. trump
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 23h
gm Ohio
ramaswamy FB post saying "gm Ohio" showing a shell gas sign with $3.79 gas & $6.09 diesel
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@ ER bcuz my partner just had a seizure and conked her head badly at work hate hate hate this
selfie of middle age bald white dude with goatee glasses and an unhappy expression standing in front of hospital wall signs for CT scan, no food or drink, caution radiation etc.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strange find at goodwill who needs an insulated 6 ounce mug? at least they're gay, i think anyone recognize this logo?
two small insulated aluminum cups with sippy lids on the goodwill shelf with other cupsone of them with the lid off tilted to show the interior max 6 fl oz
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ope, pardon me for protrudin'
the dune three popcorn phallus turned sideways
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the terrifying wide-eyed gaze of calista gingrich
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
since y'all have such love for ˢⁿᵉᵏ here is more ˢⁿᵉᵏ [bonus: my voice involuntarily shifting up two octaves because of the power of cute]
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
caution: ˢⁿᵉᵏ
close view of a tiny milk snake among some leaves and grass, light tan with brown spotting, looking at you and coiled to make itself look bigger but it is tiny and adorable. its mouth is closed but looks like it has a little kissy-pucker.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reverend mother gaius helen mohiam from the 80s dune movie yelling "get out of my mind"
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
update: smoking weed, watching sumo, and eating budget ramen
a brown hand-made bowl filled up with broth and noodles and ramen stuff including a bit of pork and soft boiled egg and veg. why is this sitting on my couch?
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oops sorry i am trying to delete this
elizabeth holmes asking why would i deceive you but with that cute little spider's face with the big sweet eyes
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FIFY
the topic map from below, but almost all of the topic labels are overwritten in a loud font saying HORNY POSTING, but leaving the on that says "political discourse & global affairs" and the one that says "body, sexuality, and kink identity." i also added "transgender furries"
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mike is right
a facebook comment from a mile kelly saying "Vivek Ramaswamy is five data centers in a trench coat."
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤌🤌🤌 yumminess confirmed ✔️
a couple of the little cannelloni on a small white plate, cut to show the cross-section of tasty delights, savory filling wrapped in pasta dough & baked with red sauce and cheese. imma go get more.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"be not afraid" is kinda well-known as biblical angel talk, i thought luke 2:10 www.biblestudytools.com/rsv/luke/2.h...
screenshot of bible verses from link:

8 And in that region there were shepherds out in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
9 And an angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were filled with fear.
10 And the angel said to them, "Be not afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of a great joy which will come to all the people;
11 for to you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smells good 🤌
the pan full of cannelloni is done and cooling off. the glass dish is sitting on a bamboo cutting board on my green kitchen countertop. it has some cheese on top with perfect brown spotting and a sprinkle of fresh herbs.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tonight's #cooking journey brings us to cannelloni with beef cheese and spinach it's in the oven and i am hungry
my green kitchen counter has a big mess, including a casserole dish with red sauce and a couple cannelloni already rolled, a sheet of dough cut into strips, a bowl of filling, and various kitchenalia 3 cut strips of dough with filling in the center of each, ready to roll up
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FossilFriday #Devonian #Prototaxites #TheFifthElement
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy 9/25
on my green kitchen counter, along with the eggs milk & butter i will need, i have two boxes of dolly parton brand cake mix. ine is banana and the other strawberry. i also have a container of dollycs creamy strawberry frosting. all ready to go!
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a couple nights ago i made red beans & rice following alton brown's traditional recipe [which means i started making it on saturday] youtu.be/urN5Ewbl7FI it turned out to be very very yummy and it hits the belly just right — with a satisfying thud #cooking
two glass dinner bowls on my kitchen counter with various kitchenalia around. they each hold a heap of white rice and generous glooping of the beany goodness, garnished with little tomato and jalapeno slices for a bit of color [because i am classy]
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kylo ren screaming MOAR
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Michael Douglas in the 1993 movie Falling Down as a fed-up suburbanite with anger issues, pointing a gun and looking determined, with a speech bubble to the skeet below
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
jack nicholson as the joker looking unhappy with a word bubble to the skeet below
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the band spinal tap with a speech bubble to the skeet below
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
them: WHATS IN THE BOX WHATS IN THE BOX the box:
a children's learning puzzle for binary numbers with a board and pegs, which is basically a box full of ones and zeros
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cattify a film:
the dune poster but where the people were standing is a big orange cat squeezing out a stinky cat poo, and the text says 
POOIN' 
MY ARRAKIS. MY LITTERBOX.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
um acshualleee ...
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
about as tasty as you get with a boxed recipe this easy i'm sold on it. also, i have found that people are suggesting lots of things one can use the curry roux blocks for. must investigate
this time my white hand is holding up a box of S&B Golden Curry japanese curry mix [mild], which has a very appetizing picture on it. a ceiling fan and old obama poster are visible in the background.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my first encounter with #japanesecurry this is comfort food, 100% #cooking cc: @buckrawheat.bsky.social
my white hand is holding a straight-sided glass hello kitty bowl filled with rice and brown japnese curry [which looks very like a stew] with bamboo take-out chopsticks poked in.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
some people would recognize a problem and apologize others do this
an animal crossing screen that says "i slammed my penis in the car door"
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a dirty wooden board with knotholes and nail holes that make a screamy-face shape, with the caption AAAAAAAAAAAA running over and past the image edges top and bottom
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
kash patel with speech bubble to skeet below
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
thoroughly cooked
a delicious pan full of sauteed scallops with herbs and butter but they all have ed sheeran's face
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sun tzu with a speech bubble to the skeet below
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guess what
chicken butts

two araucana roosters with showy b&w feathers and no tails have their rear ends to the camera and are looking back at you from a shady yard on a sunny day
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the old homestar runner 404'd page

a member of the teen girl squad is pierced by many arrows from a school administrator'a mouth and yelling ow my browser 

text:
404'd file not found. boy, you sure are stupid. were you just making up names of files or what? i mean, i've seen some pretend file names in my day, but come on! it's like you're not even trying. in closing, go away.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
boomer like posting detected
a quote skeet of ai slop from @pooldude that just says "so true." the animated slop is marked out in black and with the words AI SLOP AVERT YOUR GAZE
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
eating hot dogs for dinner like a normal person
a white plate on my lap with some fries and a hot dog with a bite taken out perpendicular from the weiner about a third of the way from the right
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Data from Star Trek The Next Generation saying “The Irish Reunification of 2024," except esit marks in three different colors change it to "the universal clusterfuck of 2026"
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the lion is very excited for sausage
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a masterpiece of the liminal form this is in a video game right?
a dingy dirty room with exposed subfloor, dingy institution green walls, filth all over, a single light in the ceiling center with a slightly warm hue, and arched windows that are boarded up outside. the shot is from a weird low angle in one corner
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i made a little grill out if an oxygen tank and i am just so chuffed about this whole thing #cooking #grilling #yum
the oxygen tank grill is hot tonight and is working magic on a couple thick ass burgers and some bacon. the coals are glowing and a little smoke is blowing around. it looks yummy.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
captain steeeve on yootoob is stanning homendy cc: @marlo.o
from a yt vid: ntsb chair homendy is walking through the wreckage of the prime crash, and in an inset captain steeeve is pointing out that she was there on the ground at the start
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if you are making yourself a little snack, go ahead and take a minute to plate it up like you are a fancy chef — treat yourself you deserve the extra care and attention
a white side plate on my green kitchen counter holding a swirl of hummus drizzled in olive oil with slice tomato and pickle around one side, a litle bit of diced red onion and pepper sauce in the middle, and some spices sprinkled on top
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
look at this little queen take down prey 10x her size #spiders #spoods #getitgirl
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chainsaw-on-a-Stick-on-a-Stick®
an electric pole saw lashed to a cross-ok piece tacked in the end of a long board, leaning up against a sizeable sycamore trunk with greenery behinda view from farther away. the long board is about 20 feet tall and it's hard to see the polesaw lashed at the top. there is a large branch growing out of the tree that is not far from the blade.
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Sexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the main character in the movie paper chase, a first year law student in very 70s attire, standing in the middle of class to answer questions from professor kingsfield, notorious bastard. the beleaguered law student is speaking with a word bubble to the skeet below.
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