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Iceberg Artisan (she/her)

@mocena.bsky.social
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In actual reality I’m Sarah J.M. Cox, South Carolina worker-side employment, civil rights, and appellate attorney and general PITA. Disabled af. Literally everything I post is legal advice.

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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 2h
This video, on the other hand, made me so incandescently furious I had to take two pills and lie down. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd7xTXq...
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fnb_midlands on Instagram: "Neighbors of Columbia, recent confrontations with city law enforcement have provided direct confirmation that it is not just the ci…"
Neighbors of Columbia, recent confrontations with city law enforcement have provided direct confirmation that it is not just the city of Columbia that demands FNB stop their meal distribution; but also the leadership of ‘the police and the library’.The local library serves as one of the last third places that our unhoused neighbors in society can access without being ticketed for the crime of existing. On the third floor of the Richland Main Library is a social work office with the stated mission “to help meet the basic human needs of all people - but specifically people who are vulnerable, oppressed, and living in poverty. Richland Library having social workers allows us to meet the goal of our profession and the needs of our community.” (Lee Patterson, Social Work Director Richland Main Library)How are our unhoused neighbors supposed to use these resources if the library is directly acting to limit their access?We at FNB do not hate the library — we recognize that it is a great resource and a public good. In contrast, other branches in the same Richland County Library system prioritize caring for all of their community members by providing additional resources as mutual aid – like the community fridge and garden at the St. Andrews/Irmo branch, helping to fill gaps left by the federal, state, and local governments.So, now the question is – WHY are the city council, the Richland Main Library, and the police trying to prevent access to essential resources that will help our most vulnerable neighbors in our city improve their lives?If you disagree with the city & the library trying to shut down our distribution, call the numbers below to voice your concerns.Homeless Services (Cooperative Ministry)(803) 799-3853City Manager’s Office(803) 545-3026Mayor’s Office(803) 545-3075
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 2h
This is my husband’s group and he was the one cited. He is also in the video, be careful not to fall in love too hard. 😍
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bought this plant, (which was mislabeled as a pothos, when it is a philo) at a now-defunct Walmart in 2020 and it is still my favorite.
a glorious lemon lime philodendron
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The adorable asswipe himself.
a black cat yawning on a brown wood floor
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This morning, I was like I think I might have an entire spoon, what shall I do with it today and I had all these grand ideas for my day and then the cat got out into the back yard and I had no choice but to chase him down barefoot and catch him mid-air as he attempted to jump the fence. Oh well.
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Matrix: There Is No Spoon - Iconic Kid Scene
Alt: Matrix: There Is No Spoon - Iconic Kid Scene
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most precious plants are going to have bisexual lighting all winter.
some plants and a very bright blue and red glow light
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, thinking I am being thoughtful to my mother who is experiencing some physical limitations: There are lots of assistive devices and accommodations we can get you for the kitchen, I know how important cooking is for you. My mom: Ew no way, cooking isn’t important to me.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My autumnal bundt pan released my pumpkin cake perfectly. I may or may not have bellowed with victory.
cake in a bundt panpumpkin bundt cake with autumnal designs from the cool ass pan
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welp, they have fucked around and will be finding out. My husband got a citation for “congregating.” I am looking forward to this, actually.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the best gifts a person can give a chronically ill parent is to take their kids out of the house to have new experiences.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From the wikipedia: “his producer told him that Toho was tired of losing money on comprehensible films”
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been a Criterion Collection fan for approximately 12 hours now and I can feel myself becoming even more insufferable than I was as a normal movie fan. This is the future @adamlcox.bsky.social was trying to prevent.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As Queen is in the oeuvre a little more than usual, I would like to remind everyone that years ago, I analyzed all of Queen’s music (ALL OF IT) and determined that this song is objectively the worst one they ever recorded. youtu.be/LxPQF4K5ocg?...
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Queen - Fun It (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started watching a Criterion Collection film last night and it is, of course, excellent. This is a surprise to me because I always had thought those movies were for smarter people than me.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All my head hairs are about 1 3/4 inch long and it is like they have a meeting daily to determine whether they want to all stand straight up or lie down flat.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a dream someone was mad at me for filling out a form incorrectly.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep seeing this video “hack” where you use a “purse hanger” to hang a party banner and I cannot get past the idea that a purse hanger exists. Purses go on the goddamn counter.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why won’t the BCBS provider search engine accept and understand “one of those online dealies where it tells me how much protein to eat” as a search term
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 7th grade, a group came through and told us that if we listened to Insane in the Membrane, we would be putting ourselves at risk for actual insanity and we should listen to music with a better mesaage.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apparently the one I found doesn’t take my insurance so now I am mad for a different reason.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just saw a video about this performance and he apparently created the character from scratch and thought it possible he would get fired for doing it like this. King shit.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t have Pathological Demand Avoidance but on the other hand, I just signed up for a dietician on the recommendation of my PCP and my God, just the act of signing up has made me want to eat a cheeseburger.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/09/2025
remembering this untouchable pair of comments
@muteboy.bsky.social replying
"Regional Cryptid" to the tune of "Elanor Rigby"
@wesflinn.bsky.social replying 
Regional Cryptid
Hiding inside a small park in a
flyover state
Goats use for bait
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw my bestie briefly yesterday and BOY have I gotten bad at being a person.
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Being Squirrelly So Squirrelly
Alt: Being Squirrelly So Squirrelly
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“I had all, and then most of you, some and now none of you.” is an incredible piece of poetry.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know the answer to this now. He doesn’t. He’s “an accomplished technology developer and process systems innovator” who applies his physics knowledge to “optimize businesses.” Feel free to disregard his opinion if you haven’t already.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a fascinating thing to have tens of thousands of followers, say something rude and/or dumb, and then act surprised when people engage with your post.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pom is loafing.
A black cat loafs on a yellow blanket
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sally does not like this weather.
a brindle and white cattle dog mix on the edge of a dog bed
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am interested in discussing the new Lizzie Borden thing if anyone wants to discuss it.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: makes lengthy list of interesting movies to watch that I have never seen. Also me: puts on Jaws again.
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Quint's Iconic Jaws Quote
Alt: Quint's Iconic Jaws Quote “cage goes in the water? you go in the water. shark’s in the water.”
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My teen is home today and when I was at my appointment, she cleaned the whole house so that I could relax when I got home. I almost cried.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let’s guess the movie my waiting room companion is watching on the phone based solely on sound. A lady is crying and yelling for William and a train is involved. It appears to be a serious film.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gotta wear hard pants to be taken seriously, and my hard pants have been on the hanger so long there is a line of dust on them.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am actually leaving the house for a doctor’s appointment today. Let’s see if I can make this new lady make that face all new doctors make when I tell them about my health and its challenges.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Constitution Day to our favorite covenant with death and agreement with Hell.
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Constitution Day: We The People & U.S. Constitution
ALT: Constitution Day: We The People & U.S. Constitution
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if Tony Stark is also a werewolf and he has to also deal with werewolf problems on top of his Iron Man problems? It would explain a lot, you must admit.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The reason we need our own pain scale is because our pain is always bad and so we lose the flexibility to actually communicate the specifics of their day to day pain.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have developed a new pain scale for chronic pain patients. The following represents what the patient is able to do and how bad it means their pain is in context: 0: book 1: watching a movie without looking at phone 2: watching a tv show without looking at phone 3: movie with phone
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It was very rude of my tablet to give me a screentime report for just the tablet just now since recently its main (only) use has been dumb little app games.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pom-Pom.
a black cat with amber eyes sits on a bed with a dresser and tv behind him
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I recently started wearing my smartwatch because I am bored and want to know what a robot thinks about how I move my body. I am thrilled to announce that it has told me to stand up TWICE this morning and therefore it is going back on the charger until I go back to work. I shall not tolerate abuse.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He is sitting in steaming hot water while people come down from heaven to tell him how wrong he is. It implies that Stalin and Hitler had dibs on giving him hell. Metaphorically speaking.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly, I’m really impressed and pleased that I maintained a remission in my depression from Oct 2021 to just recently. This is my least favorite of my Brain Problems, but at least I was good for almost five years? That feels hopeful.
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Thumpasaurus: Mental Karate - Bad Thought
Alt: Thumpasaurus: Mental Karate - Bad Thought
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay so here is a puzzle for you. What does a person do when every single Monstera she has tried to grow has succeeded? Because um. This is a lot of plant.
eleven pots of monstera
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We solved the problem of the cat crying at night by letting him sleep on my feet. The new problem is that since he is now sleeping through the night with us, he is even more active during the day, which is cute and all but the poor dogs have been run ragged by his blitz attacks.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In 5th grade, we had a day where we dressed up as what we would like our future careers to be and I dressed as a cat burglar.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Onward, fortified mind.
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would make the Midwich Cuckoos (Village of the Damned) but stick to the book in re: number and behavior of the children and time frame the book took place in. Stop modernizing classic scifi!
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Iceberg Artisan (she/her) @mocena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can y’all imagine what would have happened if Nixon offered all Americans thousands of dollars to vote for his party in the midterms? Instant disqualification from the role of President, right? This is truly a wild time to be alive.
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