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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 6h

Listening to Philosophy of the World by The Shaggs at 3:00 a.m. because I'm deeply unwell

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 7h

Dude my right shoulder has hurt like a mf all week and it's affecting my sleep, dammit

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 7h

lmao i got european cruise ad with the background music being a slow piano rendition of free bird by skynyrd

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 12h

I wish I was a real football commentator so I could say "penetrate the A-gap" more often and with different vocal inflections

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 12h

I got to work and first greeted my boss with the simple "Hey man, how are ya?" He said "I decided to eat cheese sticks for breakfast so I could be better." I laughed about it but the truth is that this morning my breakfast was also those peel mozz sticks. Stars aligned.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13h

If you can name a band Goose and another band Geese I'm holding out for a post-hardcore band called Counting Murders

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14h

I know the water is gonna be cold but I have few opportunities left to dunk myself in the creek behind my parents' house so I'm gonna do that tomorrow.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14h

i got cut from work early (thank god) so i ran to the piano in the banquet room and the restaurant owner was like "dang you're not bad" 🤙

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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 15h

What time is the Phillies game

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 15h

Meeting with multiple of my childhood buddies tomorrow <3

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 16h

Gonna watch the game tomorrow with my friend who took me Sanford Stadium for my first in-person Georgia game! Season opener against Oklahoma State in 2007. First Jawjah Booldawgs game not watched on TV.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 16h

Singing along to the poppiest Oasis songs while wearing a death metal band's shirt is objectively funny

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 18h

people like "garrett wake up" and my witty retort is "motherfucker i'm busy thinking about wading in a creek in north georgia tomorrow morning"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 18h

Proud to say I've always hated Eminem

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 19h

tired: menthols wired: the harshest cigarettes you can find while chewing mint gum

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 21h

Bought those fuckers who call me Gringo Grande another 12-pack of popsicles for the back freezer because I have no self-respect

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 21h

Underrated recurring bit in Reno 911! is how sometimes the restaurant is called: 1. Tacos, Tacos, Tacos 2. Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Tacos I like to imagine their first location was just called Tacos, then the established three more locations.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22h

Cannibal Corpse shirt, ATL hat, skinny jeans, I still dress like I'm 14 and I like it

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22h

As somebody who doesn't love their own government name, I love it for my nephew that we call him Choo Choo exponentially more than his government name.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22h

Excited to see my family tomorrow, tryna get some of the boys from high school together for two hours or so

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22h

Lots of Braves hats around town running errands this morning 😎 Also obligatory "gas prices suck"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 23h

Grateful Dead setlist from 1983 and it's just one three-hour untitled song

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 23h

British gangster rap, a concept: I've only know one way to live my life Clouded by all the pain a strife The only love I have is my Scouser wife Question that and you'll answer to my knife

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 23h

I just have to make it through one day then tomorrow I get to go visit my mom and help her with Large People Tasks™️. I was like "On one condition...you watch football with me."

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good news about the Cannibal Corpse shirt I got: soft and comfortable as can be. I don't really like buying clothing online because you're kinda going in blind on the quality/comfiness, but this was a good get.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching people kick field goals is ridiculous to me. The accuracy part. Like I played soccer, I have a boot, most accurately I could through the uprights was only like 30 yards, if that.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Update on watching local news from Philadelphia, and I'm not fucking around with you, I just heard "cheesesteak-throwing incident" and I have not laughed this hard in weeks

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026