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Avery Hill Publishing @averyhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We're getting close to meeting the second stretch goal in our Kickstarter for The Arc Fall by @odpomery.bsky.social! If we get there, every physical copy of the book gets a dust jacket upgrade! Can you help us reach the next goal? www.kickstarter.com/projects/ave...

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 16h

A trebuchet is so ama zing for fling ing a thing far far away #nationalpoetryday

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

full to the brimished With new ideas.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Procrastination Time that I'm wasting Haven't got patience or any concentration Projects unfinished New things beginished You see, the thingished I'm

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mayday mayday! I'm stuck in a hole! Behind the dresser on the feature wall. The hole leads to a small bus depot that dust bunnies use to get where they go. But they won't say where they're headed so I'm stuck here alone until I'm deaded.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"...it’s really very good. I don’t mean that you personally like it, I don’t care. You’re allowed for it not to be for you. That’s why comedy as an art form is great." Everyone needs to be reminded of this 👆

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Are you struggling with your script? Need some fresh eyes and some contructive feedback? I've been reading scripts and giving notes for a few years now and would love to help more people. I'll give notes on your script on a pay what you feel basis up to 60 pages. www.markgranger.com/script-consu...

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My working week: Monday: Write. Tuesday: Write. Wednesday: Write. Thrusday: Right. Friday: Spellcheck Thursday's work. Weekend: Despair.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My website is all redesigned and shit. Check it out. www.markgranger.com

static.klipy.com

Look At It!!

ALT: Look At It!!

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Lane! Draws! Comics! @lanedraws.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Legend of Zelda: That Moon Too Damn Big

An illustration of a small elf boy in green looking up at a moon with a demon face

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hi. I'm Mark Granger. I write stuff. Jokes. Scripts. Stories. Poems. Comics. I work hard, fast, and well. I write alone and with others. I want to write more stuff, so if you think I'd be a good fit for your thing, get in touch.

A picture of me surrounded by things I have wrtitten including The Weakest Link, The News Quiz, The Skewer, Breaking The News, DMs Are Open, Newsjack, Qualia Nous Vol 2, Secrets of the Majestic, Behind The Revolving Door, Fumptruck.
Hey! Hope I've done a good job of this, I never know what to put.
Hope you're having a good day.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Liver Kidney Heart and Lungs These are things that have been bunged inside me. It's not my fault when they fail to do what they're supposed to do. Yet I'm the one who has to clean up his act.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Is Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas a veiled reference to her ex not wanting a lover, but just needing a friend?

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Words words words Noise Noise Noise Silence Silence Silence Relax relax relax Sleep sleep sleep oh no more words more noise

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Hard luck, kid, you fucked it up go back to square one. Just because You shit the bed doesn't mean you’re done. Gird your loins hold your breath you've got more work to do The simple truth is if times are tough the only way out is through

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

How did you feel when you discovered the sun was a star? I was like, "Oh, no, now all the people who discovered it will be all, 'Well, I knew it before it was famous' and point at anyone who wears t-shirt with a sun on and shout 'NAME 3 OF ITS SONGS!'"

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Can't understand the words scrawled in biro on the toilet cubicle wall? That means it wasn't meant for you, my friend. Its intended target will understand. They will understand.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

You hear a sound. So you walk into the other room, and see, clinging to the lampshade, Martin Landau in a Roman garb. He's accidentally time travelled from the set of Cleopatra and needs to get back. But first he must let go of the lampshade. And he's too scared to do so. Dammit he's just too scared

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Dude, did you see how this movie didn't make as much money as they hoped it would? We're so happy. About that, anyways. The rest of our lives are complete shit shows.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Went out for a minute, SPF 50, hat on head, The sun just laughed turned up the brightness I'm now I'm completely red.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Came on social media To see what's going on What? Huh? Oh, no! Shit! Fuck it guys, I'm gone.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hot! Hot! Let it all ot These are the things we can do withot.

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Liam Johnson @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Cruel Universe #10 is out now! Featuring a story by me (script) Felipe Cunha (art) Jan Canola (colours) and Tyler Smith (letters) I'm so incredible happy with how this turned out! It's been a blast working with Allyson, Jung, Oni Press and @eccomics.bsky.social Check it and tell your friends!

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Hannah Rose May @handle.invalid · 10/03/2026

TOMORROW! THE EXORCISM AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE is out!! Ahhh! I’ll be signing it at Golden Apple in LA.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I want to do a remake of that Kenan and Kel film starring the guy who played Mahoney in Police Academy and call it Guttenberger.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Fun fact: The best way to measure children is in Robert Miles.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Is it Barry Keoghan or Ezra Miller? I will never guess right first time.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Very proud to have written a joke for The Weakest Link that got this reaction out of Johnny Vegas.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Got some very stupid poems in this Stupid Poetry Zine. One is probably the stupidest thing I've written.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Sometime I wish I knew how to use social media so people would engage with my stuff and maybe hire me for work. But then I realise I hate social media. Anyway. This is me. www.markgranger.com

A picture of me at the beach.
I'm wearing a blue cap and a dark blue hoodie.
I'm almost certainly wearing trousers and shoes too but they aren't in the photo.

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Hannah Rose May @handle.invalid · 03/12/2025

Interior artists! Drop your portfolios! @heatherantos.bsky.social (and Rai) will be reviewing shortly.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

This is out. Which is nice. Check it out, along with everything else of mine that is available here: www.markgranger.com/fiction

markgranger.com

Fiction and Poetry. — MARK GRANGER

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Weird eye related lyrics that annoy me: 1. "Look me in the eyeball" - Love The Way You Lie: Eminem ft. Rihanna. Dude, you're a lyrical genius, but nobody has ever said look me in the eyeball. 2. "I wanna kiss your eyes" - Shivers: Ed Sheeran. Do people do this? I feel weird just thinking about it.

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Makks Cryski @maxtothek.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This is gonna be so fucking good, I can't wait to show people what we've been brewing up the past year

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Give Chris money to make a book. The first one was great. And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Behind the Revolving Door: An Anthology of Choices Vol 2 is coming out December 1st. My story 'The Valley That Wasn't There' will be in it. So that's cool.

Cover art for Behind the Revolving Door: An Anthology of Choices Vol 2.
A grey revolving door against a blue wall.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

The problem with social media for me, is if I don't see something cool within 5 minutes I'm bored. Anyway, hire me to write your thing. I proper nice and everything.

media.tenor.com

a woman with glasses is standing in front of a door and saying `` i 'm a nice person ! ''

ALT: a woman with glasses is standing in front of a door and saying `` i 'm a nice person ! ''

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Chris Douch @thisisdouch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

New Kickstarter reward! I’ve added a mini comedy writing guide as a reward option for backers of CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! Interested in writing comedy? This is for you! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

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Liam Johnson @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse. There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear... #ncbd

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Give Chris money to make a book. The first one was great. And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.

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Mike Cooper @mikecooperrp.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

The trailer for Brad Holcombe's film, Rocks Under Tide, is out! Can't wait for people to see the whole thing! Want to help us get it in front of more people? Check out the GoFundMe 🙌🏻🙌🏻 www.gofundme.com/f/short-film...

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

A listicle called "All Ermergerhd Memes Ranked From Worst to Berhst."

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

When you have a weak bladder, urine trouble.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Here's a joke for all you Disturbed fans. What is David Draiman's favourite guitar pedal? A wah-ah-ah-ah.

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Mark Granger @markgranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Fun celebrity fact: Ant and Dec are not their real names. Dec is short for December, and Ant is short for Jantuary.

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