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phil @philjamesson.com · 3h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 2h
Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer as the war in Gaza drags on.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h
wandering around the office and just walked by a detached monitor with a yellow sticky note on it labeled COMPUTER. kind of profound if you think about it
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 5h
Love too follow the news
Columbus Dispatch headline that says “Standard Time vs Daylight saving time - what’s the difference?”
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 12h
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 5h
The current huge story about the gang rape at Cornell University, a crime originally brushed off and covered up by the administration, is SOLELY the product of the student paper, the Cornell Daily Sun, which doggedly pursued the story. Not the NYT or CNN. An independent student paper. #Cornell
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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR | Cornell Won’t Listen, We Will
The Sun's Editor-in-Chief Sophia Dasser '28 calls on the Cornell community to share its reactions to the Chi Phi lawsuit and the University's response, on the record, for a permanent public archive.
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 17h
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 17h
If Brady knew how to read, he would be so mad.
"Brady Tkachuk"
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 17h
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 18h
Cat walking in front of a TV showing
a Leafs-Canadiens hockey game
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 19h
Dumbest timeline….excuse me - SUPER dumbest timeline
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Vince Guerrieri @vinceguerrieri.com · 23h
www.wkbn.com/news/local-n...
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YPD: ‘Devil worshipper’ chases missionaries around South Side street with rusty shotgun
Reports said a man Monday told two missionaries who knocked on his door that he worships the devil, then chased them through several South Side streets with a rusty shotgun.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22h
sounds like someone was turning a big dial taht said "Transphobia" on it, looked back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right, and saw that everyone had gotten mad at them
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 23h
I feel like a major lesson of Trump is that people like him will act in bad faith or violate the law no matter what, so it's literally not possible to Trump-proof a policy except through robust removal and punishment provisions for people like Trump.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 23h
Speaking of bubbles, ima be real honest: if you put a gun to my head and asked me to name a song by Twenty-One Pilots, I would be dead
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No matter what you do in life, no matter how much power you accumulate, you remain something that Joyce Carol Oates can destroy at her pleasure
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hellen keller denialism is very popular in the stupidest social media circles around
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
BRANDON, MB - 4-year-old Mikaela Hermer's imaginary restaurant, in which she served invisible hot dogs and ice cream to her parents and friends, has filed for bankruptcy after being acquired by Hedges...
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just heard an electronic remix of Choosin Texas on Diplo’s Revolution, so now I can say I have heard it in the wild, guess I don’t live in a bubble after all
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone reskeet this right now, i need it to go viral enough that we get elissa slotkin or cory booker trying this on a national stage
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Talking about why Rahm Emanuel is a bad candidate on the merits and actually going into his record is giving way too much credit to Rahm Emanuel. When your 5 year old says he's going to drive a car to Saturn you don't explain why cars can't achieve space travel. You say "cool, sounds fun!"
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We will never be able to grasp the potential wasted by ensuring that only rich people’s children get to do socially meaningful work
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s very depressing that virtually no one in America will ever discover or create anything significant ever again. Only the children of billionaires will be able to pursue the arts and non-applied sciences. I can’t see why they’d bother.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay man
Screen shot of a news story from 2015 about a woman sentenced to 18 years of probation for leaving her kids in the car during a job interview
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is such an annoying choice of (AI-generated?) image here, because that type of e-bike can’t go 50 mph but people don’t understand the different types. So we’re going to end up with blanket restrictions.
FB post from Local 12 with a picture of a black e-bike leaning on the roots of a tree and the text says An 11-year-old boy is scheduled to appear in court at 9 a.m. after police caught him riding an e-dirt bike capable of pulling speeds of around 50 mph to a fishing spot on Labor Day.

When speaking on the matter, the boy's father called the case "one of the most absurd over-reaches of justice I have ever seen."
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may @maysuser.name · 29/09/2026
woke up to candace owens being outed as a dl lesbian and genuinely thought I was still dreaming
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I regret to inform you
Email about the LL Bean/Dunkin collab sweater and tote bag dropping today
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SUV crashes into Springfield Verizon store
While the store is currently closed for cleanup, an employee told News Center 7 that they intend to reopen later today.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If she ever gets another chance, Maxine Waters needs to finish Michael Tracey off this time
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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The Detroit News @detroitnews.com · 29/09/2026
Johncock won the Indianapolis 500 in 1973 and 1982 and also the Michigan 500 at Michigan International Speedway in 1982.
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Two-time Indy 500 winner and Michigan-native Gordon Johncock dies at 90
Johncock won the Indianapolis 500 in 1973 and 1982 and also the Michigan 500 at Michigan International Speedway in 1982.
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All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Iowa GOP governor candidate Zach Lahn is facing fresh questions about whether he actually lives in the state after a reporter found a Strava account showing frequent bike rides around his Kansas estate.
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Exposed by Strava? Iowa candidate’s Kansas bike rides fuel carpetbagging claims
YouTube video by MS NOW
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Adam Whittaker Snavely @snaves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buffalo Bills Mandate of Heaven has arrived
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a Bills hoodie
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s someone on here arguing that Brock Turner has been punished too harshly, and part of it is “he lives in Ohio”
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMFG look what the ASU coach told other players about the condition of their teammate. This man must be fired immediately. He should also be sued and possibly criminally charged.
Powers initially downplayed Mayich’s condition, the players wrote. They said Powers told them Mayich needed only an IV after he suffered “just a little heat stroke” and he had “seen this a million times.”

After the ambulance carrying Mayich left Sun Angel Stadium, the players wrote, Powers told them they were “closer to making the Frozen Four because of the workout and Matthew having pushed himself to the maximum.” The next day, the players wrote, Powers told them he had received “good news” and Mayich would be fine. The team then hit the ice for practice.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will always be a “what if” - how would Elvis have developed if he hadn’t had the trauma of watching his best friend get killed in front of him?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s Just A Little Guy
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Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Per Friedman, the trade is: Columbus gets: Knies, Lorentz, Andrae and a 2nd Toronto gets: Marchenko, Miles Wood, Merzlikins (with salary retained). Trade involves a guy just waived by each team going to a new team. Lots of parts, not a full-on blockbuster
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit
Read to the end for FlubberLover01
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh so you’d be happy if trump died? just because you hate him and think he’s a monster? you’re comfortable admitting you don’t care if evil people die? wow, so much for your supposedly lofty code of morality i just imagined.
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Insofar as I’ve had a favorite CBJ player in recent seasons, it’s Marchenko, so it’s a bummer how this is all playing out. But Knies is at least a decent youngish player, plus he’s a PWHL WAG (Ella Huber)
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