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Dan Ploaich

@danploaich.bsky.social
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18/06/2026
It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's like Woodstock for people who don't have custody of their kids
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
life hack
this will make you feel old: a mirror
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Those Artemis II astronauts are missing the opportunity of a lifetime if they aren’t up there blasting Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’!!!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck
The planet Earth being flipped off
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I went to the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
FRIEND: happy new- ME: time is an artificial construct divided into units that measure our march towards death FRIEND: -year ME: you too
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 13/12/2024
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur the whole house was w/o a stir he hit the snow next thing u know Santa said hohohoho hohohoho
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/12/2024
We wish you Baby it’s a Merry cold outside Christmas 🤝 we won’t go until we get some
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like - double murder suicide - they booked the world title bad - industrial accident murder - they booked the world title bad - organized crime murder - organized crime murder
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/09/2023
"Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name? "Scissorhands"
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Remember in the 90s when pro wrestling admitted it was all a work, churches should do that
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2025
Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker theonion.com/poll-fi...
Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
[July 4, 1776] THOMAS JEFFERSON: *seals envelope* Make sure this gets to the King [2 weeks later] KING OF ENGLAND: *opens envelope and starts reading* Updog? What’s updog? BEN FRANKLIN: *explodes into the room* JUST DECLARING INDEPENDENCE FROM TYRANNY WHAT’S UP WITH YOU
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
SUBLIME GUY: I don’t practice Santeria ME: *picking up pieces of broken Santeria off the ground* well maybe you should
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this
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Dan Ploaich @danploaich.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I just watched a commercial for a drug that one of the side effects was “having trouble thinking” shit I have that everyday without drugs.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
*books flight to Monaco* *sprints to race track* *gasping for breath* Your….your mom
F1 advertisement asking “who’s taking pole in Monaco”
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Once again my horse "Two Drunk Guys in a Horse Costume" has failed to win the Kentucky Derby
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2024
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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Dan Ploaich @danploaich.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It’s going to be time to pick a new #Pope We’ve already had two John Pauls. I think it’s about time we get the first George Ringo.
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
ME: I know you from somewhere JESUS: I get that a lot ME: No I’m sure JESUS: Just one of those faces ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 29/03/2024
[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw
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Dan Ploaich @danploaich.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
There is a commercial where they say “you never know where you stand with retail workers” or something like that. I can tell you, me personally that if you are a person who takes chilled or frozen items and just leaves them out on regular grocery shelves. I wish you were dead after you were born.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"you have to sympathize with the trump voter who thought..." no. sorry. I will not be doing that.
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
thin lizzy lyric that had always confused me: “tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak/somewhere in this town” - like wouldn’t that clearly be happening at the jail?
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
These JFK files are crazy
November 23, 1963
FROM: CIA
TO: Lee Harvey Oswald

Hey man, nice shot
What a good shot, man
I say hey man nice shot
Good shot man

Sincerely,
CIA
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j0shc @wrestlingbrain.net · 04/03/2025
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Dan Ploaich @danploaich.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
On the way home tonight I heard Disturbed Down With the Sickness on the radio and I instantly thought of @buckyisotope.bsky.social.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 25/02/2025
Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself. me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/12/2024
My New Year's resolution is to make it to 2026. Feel free to steal this as your own goal as well.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
spelling bee judge: your word is respect me: can you use it in...a song spelling bee judge: nice try
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn’t singing songs about what a piece of shit he is
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