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Bernie Lomax

@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
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Mayor of Joshua Tree, California Reigning Fantasy Football Champion Extra Napkins podcast host www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins Padres/Red Sox Go Bills CFL and PBA enthusiast. Real name isn't Bernie Lomax Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 30m
I just wanna block topics I don't care about with one click. It's not hard to find the things I care about, I don't need 100 micro options for that. It's the flavor of the week discorse shit I wanna opt out of and I want to do it without playing mute word whackamole every single day.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 1h
Guy who just pushed through the Paramount merger has thoughts on independent journalism now...
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h
If cops never turn on the body cams, I see no reason postal workers shouldn't slap a piece of electrical tape over the lens
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 3h
Pretty excited for the Bills game Sunday because New England is the only opponent I lock in the same food for every year and that food is lobster rolls.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 3h
I love when they do this every year because the alt jerseys and logos are always cooler than the normal jerseys and logos
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h
Social media hate-follows mostly stopped being fun about 10 years ago but occasionally you'll stumble across a compete mess of a person you roll your eyes at for entirely non-political reasons and it really recaptures the magic.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 16h
Joe Musgrove is the first player to appear in sequential postseason games in different seasons with no regular season games in between h/t @EliasSports
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 15h
Musgrove pitching and people are happy about it is the most unexpected twist of this game
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 16h
No one else in baseball would even try this and he makes it look easy
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 16h
That's a Rickey Henderson kinda play
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 16h
Tatis is just having fun now
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 16h
God damn it, I wanted the no hitter
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 16h
No one watching this game wants to hear Clayton Kershaw talk
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Wild Card B-Dub @bdub1403.bsky.social · 16h
Tues’ Wild #PadresSky #FightForTheFaithful #Padres
Kyle Mooney!
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 16h
Mark Grant singlehandedly carrying this broadcast booth
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18h
My Padres feed is pretty far behind what Bluesky is posting so I should probably go dark
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18h
Petco sounds absolutely bonkers right now
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18h
Checked on the Padres at the perfect time
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 18h
Baseball is too stressful when it matters. Take me back to July please.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 19h
They always cut to Yankee fans in the crowd rubbing their hands together like supervillians because Yankee fans cannot hide their evil.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 19h
The broadcast pretty much just read this article on the air
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 19h
God damn it this game is gonna overlap with the Padres and I'm gonna need 2 screens
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 20h
I dunno that I'm ready for a doubleheader of playoff baseball here but I'm very glad I have a keg
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 20h
You know a team is indisputably evil if Cody Bellinger has ever suited up for them
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 20h
Why does every Yankee power hitter in history look like an anthropomorphic thumb?
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 20h
The biggest thing wrong with baseball is national broadcasts suck and local broadcasts rule but we're stuck with national broadcasts for the playoffs because money.
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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 20h
90s rappers love playing cops on TV. I can’t think of a more comprehensive way to sellout
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Jen McCaffrey @jcmccaffrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whenever ‘Sexy Boy’ – Shawn Michaels' theme song – is blasting in the Red Sox weight room, Payton Tolle’s teammates know he’s almost ready to take the mound Talked to 20 people to gather 10 stories on what it's like to know Tolle and why his the way he is www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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‘The hug,’ and 9 other stories that explain Payton Tolle’s larger-than-life personality (Gift Article)
Boston's Game 1 starter might be baseball's Ted Lasso: "We’re in the entertainment business. And he’s purely entertaining."
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 22h
I've been ridiculously productive today because I drank that dragonberry red bull shit from McDonald's again this morning I hate that it's the reason because it's expensive, far away and we have red bull at home but something about a trip to the drive thru turns me into an efficiency machine
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
Philadelphia vs Atlanta is one of those matchups where I hate both cities just on vibes.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
I truly hate how much television advertising is for drugs and health care. Not even for pearl clutching reasons, it's just fucking depressing to be reminded of cancer every fucking ad break.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
Time to watch the playoff baseball I don't care about before the playoff baseball that's gonna make me angry!
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
The voice on my Google maps changed today and now it sounds like @vicmmic.bsky.social
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Anza-Borrego Desert Research Center @anzaborrego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thunderstorm developed over the Salton Sea just about an hour ago. Cloud-based lightning can be seen as it got darker (Video: Sicco Rood).
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
The cat gets so excited when I wake up at 5:30, I feel bad leaving her to go hiking
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
Everyone thinks she's running for Senate but I hope she's wearing that because she started dating Greg Rousseau
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
Red Sox and Padres better win today
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 29/09/2026
People like to pretend like Bluesky is immune from disinformation but Josh Allen did this both week 1 and week 2.
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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/_eHo1hQjsAg?...
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Case Keenum goes undercover at Buffalo Bills training camp as a fan 😂 (via Buffalo Bills)
YouTube video by ESPN
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 28/09/2026
"Don't bake your store-bought cookie dough, put it in your air fryer instead." My brother-in-Christ, an air fryer is just a convection oven with better marketing.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 28/09/2026
Multivitamins but they're weed gummies. How is this not a thing?
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 28/09/2026
Being insulated from music you don't like is one of the very few upgrades to modern life our cyber dystopia has bestowed upon us. Maybe do some feet stomping about how we've created bubbles around science and information before clutching your pearls about ignorance of country music.
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Mr. Congeniality @mrcongeniality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Important Buffalo cultural document m.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8W...
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CANNIBAL CORPSE (1989.05.15) Buffalo, NY. [1st Live show]
YouTube video by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙻𝙴𝙶 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝚇
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 28/09/2026
All the gas stations in town have let their roller dogs and taquitos go to shit and I'm mad about it.
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 28/09/2026
I love that the Padres game starts at 7pm tomorrow because of how much Cubs fans are gonna cry about having to stay up. Be good enough to host a home game if you don't like it.
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Anza-Borrego Desert Research Center @anzaborrego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A normally elusive grey fox in Borrego Palm Canyon this morning fortunately paused for a few seconds (Photo: Sicco Rood).
grey fox amidst rocks and dry grasses in Borrego Palm Canyon this morning
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 27/09/2026
Dak sliding before the first down is why no one thinks he's elite
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Nick Veronica @nickveronica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since 2000, NFL teams committing 5+ turnovers and 10+ penalties were 1-56-1. The Bills just put another one in the win column in their come-from-behind victory against the Chargers. #billsmafia
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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 27/09/2026
This commercial taught me AI is like a 4th string quarterback. It's useless and you should only use it if you're so desperate you've already given up.
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