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All my Re-Skeets are endorsements Religious but not Spiritual Not here to make friends; will block anyone who follows back but especially popular accounts (1k+ followers) or dorks (1k+ follows)

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 2h
Terfs suck.
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Jason Furman @jasonfurman.bsky.social · 22h
This is what crowd out looks like.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 9h
so what did ben shapiro wind up using that piece of wood in a shopping bag for anyway
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 4h
"When one side rejects pluralism, electoral legitimacy, or epistemic accountability, then 'reconciliation' & even 'civility' function less as neutral civic virtues than as asymmetric constraints, & they risk unilaterally disarming pro-democracy forces." Gonna link to this piece every week, forever.
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Frontiers | The problem with polarization research in an age of extremism
"I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block i...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 4h
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we should bring back the "one computer per household" rule, along with the phrase "i'm going on the computer"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just need to pull off one last heist so I can finally move on to the next last heist.
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‎stinky doug @pogue.omg.lol · 05/10/2026
Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Gourd (pumpkin) @gourdisin.space · 05/10/2026
They canceled Strip Law because it started bleeding into the real world and they were worried a giant Mort Godzilla would appear in our reality and actually destroy Las Vegas
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's psychiatrically impossible for a centrist to understand the Electoral College. If they do, they either become a leftist or clip through the Game Over screen and become one of the secret archons of another reality.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
Two skulls converged with a crack, and I— I was, I guess, an owl guy, And that has made all the difference
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I internalized this lesson so strongly as a kid that even now someone who looked vaguely like me with gray hair and an eyepatch could probably pull an "I'm you from a future that must not come to pass" and convince me to destroy critical infrastructure
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people who got angry about those buddha statues should be even angrier about this
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller is the best athlete named after two professions that become important as a hunter-gatherer society evolves into an agrarian society
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
once again thinking about the best thing Charlie Brooker ever did
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Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It must be incredible to go through life this stupid
Disoriented Homer Simpson falling in a pile of garbage
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/10/2026
the fifteen air bud movies have more variety than these
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m losing my mind watching football. It makes me mad
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SAD BUT TRUE: The key to avoid overreacting to anything that happens to your team is to remember that the other team gets to play the game too
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember reading about the guy that jacked off in front of a woman without her consent and was burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Blew my eardrum out getting my face ridden and now I'm listing like a battleship after taking three torpedoes just below the waterline. I'd do it again, but christ.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably a smart idea. People love North Ohio. It’s all we talk about “god I wish I could visit North Ohio”
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I respect Wade here a lot more than I do a coward who wouldn't make that argument. Once my mom and I were looking at standalone freezers at Sears and debating a little too loudly how many bodies you could fit in one. Salesguy walked up and was like "no way. You could absolutely fit 3." Got the sale
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/10/2026
Leader of men
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im sorry this is not the gotcha you think it is. I dont really care to "trans" a series that - has a racist chinese character - has a racist black character - treats the female lead trying to stop slavery as "stupid" - the protag becomes a cop at the end
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clippy has a ten percent chance of destroying humanity within a decade
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exciting way to make strangers approach you at airports like, "So you're a fascist or have insane gambling debt, huh"
Danny Trejo, Harvey Keitel and Henry Thomas to star in Daily Wire‘s new pro-ICE movie

What happened?  

I thought that Harvey Keitel starred in too few films in recent years... and now this?

"A call sheet seen by Deadline lists Danny Trejo, Harvey Keitel and Henry Thomas among the cast."

[https://deadline.com/2026/10/montana-protest-daily-wire-pro-ice-production-renee-good-1237145614/](https://deadline.com/2026/10/montana-protest-daily-wire-pro-ice-production-renee-good-1237145614/)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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