Reposted by Jake Nelson𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 3hI think about this Russell Crowe interaction all the time You just don’t get celebs responding to people like this anymore 39221
Reposted by Jake Nelsonari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 22hsteam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 11978286
Reposted by Jake Nelsonmcc @dryad.technology · 2h*Sitting down backward on chair* Now, we have a lot of fun on bluesky dot social *stops* *thinks for a minute* w Wait, actually I'm not sure that's true 217634
Reposted by Jake Nelsonhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7hYall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 18292442400
Reposted by Jake NelsonAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 11hI don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1 25884122033
Reposted by Jake Nelsonunangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 6hin fairnes nothing can prove mario's innocence 062
Reposted by Jake Nelson#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 14hIf you or your people are getting kicked off the medicare advantage in MN, please read this thread. Tldr is: CALL A BROKER AND DON'T JUST FIND ANOTHER ADVANTAGE PLAN 13121
Reposted by Jake NelsonQuantian @quantian.bsky.social · 13hGLM 6.0 causes the DataKrash, Anthropic becomes NetWatch after the Choosin Texas singer nukes OpenAI HQ, and a lack of a ready supply of internet cat videos forces everyone to attend underground techno raves in abandoned data centers where they get lead poisoning and become violent criminals 2474
Reposted by Jake NelsonRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14hIf I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 527526762
Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 11hBribery was more of a thing when dynasties held seats for ages. Since sometime between public primaries in the 70s and campaign finance changes in the 90s/00s it's easier to buy a seat for a stooge than buy a stooge who has a safe seat 020
Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 15hwhere is the "this shit does not look good on paper" image when I need it, I'm late for work 000
Reposted by Jake NelsonNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026obviously a fucked up situation from pretty much every conceivable angle, but the “what are you gonna do, stab me” principle remains undefeated 332754
Reposted by Jake Nelsonunangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They do this over here for rice fields to control for snails and it's quite something to see 3151
Reposted by Jake NelsonLyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Keen to see international readers' guesses for how 'almost extinct' before they click through 1611534
Reposted by Jake NelsonAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 23hrelated: an actual use case for "ai-powered humanoid robots" would be sewing so if they ever get good at that we can admit they "work" 26511
Reposted by Jake NelsonKate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 22hCommon misconception, theres only one narrative designer but they have 50 tarot decks 49112
Reposted by Jake NelsonJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all this “day job” nonsense is really putting me behind on my real passion: reading the Wikipedia article about the Indo-Aryan superstrate in the empire of Mittani 2818
Reposted by Jake Nelsonphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395542662
Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 16ha derelict structure that used to do something productive but has sat idle for decades and is now rotten and slowly collapsing onto the empty, fallow fields surrounding it, with nothing at all around is quite an image to *choose for yourself* 110
Reposted by Jake NelsonChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 18hFlorida cop hitting on a high school girl at a restaurant asked her if she wanted to see a dead body. He was subsequently arrested. floridadaily.com/two-pinellas... 3308
Reposted by Jake NelsonNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard 131702355
Reposted by Jake NelsonThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19hIf you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 611682340
Reposted by Jake NelsonDiscontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/20262026-2026 801651281
Reposted by Jake NelsonLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026INFLUENCOR, the new Cobra emperor cloned from the dna of the 12 greatest YouTubers. 88012
Reposted by Jake NelsonPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow, they really ARE running the government like a software company 5580125
Reposted by Jake NelsonLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x 241524366
Reposted by Jake NelsonJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 81246231
Reposted by Jake NelsonTremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline. 9885273
Reposted by Jake NelsonLisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026goddammit, every fucking year. i don't have time for this shit. wake yourself up, green day. 4273
Reposted by Jake NelsonAnts Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer" 1239211522
Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gorusch and Alito. From like a hundred stories, Thomas never pays for anything 000
Reposted by Jake Nelsonthat one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026on second read, I should have changed 'the shelter' to 'indie devs' 07612
Reposted by Jake NelsonTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shabana, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads? 1936249
Reposted by Jake NelsonMorgan Lea @morglea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Little disappointed in ANN's headline here. Tsuda's point was still made, and Japan has now made it very clear that actor's voices do, in fact, belong to them. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comAI tool that copied actor’s ‘lustrous’ voice violated his rights, Tokyo court rulesKenjiro Tsuda wins case against TikTok account in landmark Japanese verdict to protect publicity rights 1787433
Reposted by Jake NelsonBrian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post. 82042650
Reposted by Jake NelsonLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Two of the world’s largest pine cones. A heavy Coulter pine (Pinus coulteri, left/taller) and a long sugar pine (Pinus lambertiana, right/shorter. IG: @bigtreehunters www.instagram.com/bigtreehunte... 1632546437
Reposted by Jake NelsonK. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like social media very much, but I do not at all like the aspect where it turns into a laser cannon that shoots out the highly refined and coherent byproducts of people's clinical depression 2214
Reposted by Jake NelsonPerrsun @perrsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Work IT just sent out an email saying “Stop clicking on web ads and pop ups” with info about fake download/error buttons, etc. I (not-IT) want to just tell them “You either deploy adblockers or you deploy malware” but will probably have to find a gentler way to do so. 617028
Reposted by Jake NelsonJack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day. 571784373
Reposted by Jake Nelson404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026BREAKING: The Trump administration is using a grant program from the 1980s to force cities around the US to funnel their ongoing collection of Flock, Axon, and other ALPR data into large federal surveillance centers that fall under the White House’s jurisdiction, 404 Media has learned404media.coHow Cities Are Forced to Funnel License Plate Data to a Massive Federal Surveillance ProgramHow the federal government built a massive database of license plate reader data through an anti-drug trafficking program. 6213571071
Reposted by Jake NelsonDoomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It'll be so distinctive the people who steal mail to commit identify fraud won't even have to look twice to know they've hit paydirt. 12512
Reposted by Jake NelsonDaniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026jfc man, Republicans are gonna get absolutely waxed this year 35110
Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's remember that v2 of Facebook, after the "yearbook hotornot" v1, was the social network/event RSVP thing specifically so his "friends" couldn't plan parties and "forget" to invite him anymore, he'd know where and when the parties were happening and just show up. So many consistent themes 000
Reposted by Jake NelsonPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's so fucking weird that literally all of Zuckerberg's company is now just marketed directly at him, *he* is the person they are marketing at. All his products are a mirror he can look in and see himself, and he can't understand why he would want to make things other people want. 10674152
Reposted by Jake NelsonRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard 443239413
Reposted by Jake NelsonArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 177123822652