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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mixing my daily fiber supplementation in with my Alka-Seltzer Cold and Sinus because I don’t play by the rules

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name Menstruation Without Hats

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You either die a movie star or live long enough to be in a CBS procedural drama

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

debbie sounds like fun

Handwritten door sign reads “All Girls With Long Hair - Must Be tied UP.
Thank you
DEBBIE”

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[lips right on mic] The theme song from Growing Pains was an absolute banger

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is there any reason for a non fan of GB or ATL to watch tonight's game? other than being a degenerate gambler?

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well boss I clearly had a 45 minute stress bath on my calendar that you scheduled over so yes I’ll be taking this call from the tub

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

bought ten cuz i wanna get effin jacked

Large display of chocolate-covered mini donuts with a “COMMIT TO BE FIT” poster attached to the side.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*opens a huge box of random cables that I've had for 5 years* Son, one day all this will be yours

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Peanut Butter, Jelly, Thyme -My recipe for a shitty sandwich

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Almost crashed the car last night while getting a blowjob. Next time I’m driving

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I bet Smurfs really are delicious, though.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(gazing wistfully towards the horizon) candy corn’ll be ripe soon

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I want to be the reason my therapist needs to schedule an emergency appointment with his therapist

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m looking at the man in the mirror… Muhfucker is pretty ugly

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Make a band edible: Gingerbread Blossoms

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just because I wore pigtails to your dad's funeral doesn't make me any less sorry for your loss.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Make a band edible Kentucky Fried Butthole Surfers

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

(at my second rodeo) Oh, ok, this makes more sense now

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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026

hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/09/2026

its so funny being woken up by a tiny human at 3am just because they need you to make eye contact with them so they can poop

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Doc says if I lose enough weight, it can add 10 years to my life, which is why I’m going back for thirds at this Vegas buffet.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

designing a disguise for people who already have glasses and mustache 🥸

Middle aged dan in blonde wig with paper eyes and lip over glasses and mustache

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026

You never hear anyone saying "hakuna matata "anymore. I guess it really was a passing craze after all.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Please-- my FATHER was the gangster of love. Call me Maurice.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

everybody had their dumb ideas, but alex knew there was only one way to catch a gator

a person in a pink shirt and jeans lowers a young child into running water with a rope looped under their arms as a dog looks on

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

kids nowadays just don’t eat Tide pods like they used to

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wife: You’re a delusional alcoholic. Abraham Lincoln: She’s right, you know.

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I hate when the ketchup pre-cum ruins my burger

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Hobbes fuck em up

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Time for sexy time 🎶

Sex Playlist and it's just the cantina band from star wars

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The NFL’s Carolina Panthers recently visited an orphanage. “It was so sad to see the hopelessness on all their faces” said one of the children.

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Rusty Shackleford @dale-gribble.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Physician’s Assistant No

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

GOAT WIFE: I’m pregnant ME: oh god no GOAT WIFE: I’m kidding ME: I heard you the first time

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element242 @element242.com · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Zirconium is Forever

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026

Do not let malicious people divide us. Stand united for justice and humanity. That is where we are strongest ❤️✊🏽.

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Miles Pen @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025

Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.

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