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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 2h

Lol, nobody cares about the difference between Hawks and Hawkeyes except people from Iowa, people from Atlanta, most basketball fans,

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 12h

Republicans love to pretend they are mad, and if that isn't interesting enough, they also have a list of reasons you should be mad too, as well as a list of people who you should fear.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 13h

MAGA isn't stupid, it's lazy. A stupid person has no idea what they are trying to accomplish, nor how to accomplish it. A lazy person knows what they want to accomplish, but sloppily cuts corners, only to be shocked and angry when their efforts don't produce the desired result.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Considering this is either a campaign ad (even though he isn't running) or a personal branding ad, the use of government funds is illegal. We need a class action lawsuit. Every US taxpayer is part of the damaged class.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Banging a gavel doesn't officially mean anything. We have all just accepted gavels' authority like a bunch of hammer-fearing rubes.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Let's move all of the companies that make pink stomach liquid under one roof, a really Pepto Biz Mall

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[lips right on mic] The theme song from Growing Pains was an absolute banger

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

REPUBLICANS: Did we do crimes? Yes. Are crimes bad? Obviously! But have you considered that the Democrats are Socialists? And do you know what that means? Communism, that's right! And that should SCARE YOU! DEMOCRATS: You did crimes. REPUBLICANS: AAAHH!! He hit me! You all saw it!

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Big Important Announcement Time I do not do "favorites." You ask me my favorite band/song/show/flavor of ice cream, I can easily rattle off a few in no particular order. I now have a favorite movie. It will be #1 until further notice. www.imdb.com/title/tt1727...

imdb.com

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

HeyheyHEY! That ding-dong goes inside a lady's peepee hole, where she keeps babies and stuff! - Conservative Men

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Empty jar of peanut butter left in the pantry. What an apt metaphor.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sometimes I think people only write stuff trying to elicit a specific gif or meme reply, but you won't catch me slowly backing up and disappearing into a cartoon hedge.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nonzero chance that if the midterms don't go well for him, he fakes his own death and tries to start a new life, but within 23 hours he shows up at one of the usual golf courses and shits his pants. This post is about Lt. Krang, an avid golfer and the villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whenever I see Tommy Tuberville say something completely backwards and ignorant, I cringe first, and then I remember who elected him. He's a poster child for representative government. There can't be a more obvious example of "Alabama."

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ads in Michigan: 60%: William Lawrence is a Socialist and that's SCARY 35%: Abdul El-Sayed is a DANGEROUS RADICAL <5%: Mike Rogers or Tom Barrett saying they will do things like "take on big pharma" and "lower healthcare costs," which both have, on record, staunchly opposed when given the chance.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I didn't try to cancel a meme today, please clap

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I kicked Joker's ass and didn't let him squirt me with his fake flower, please clap

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The response to this should be "shut the fuck up you feckless cunt. When are you going to die"

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

omg, is this Pumpkin Spice tear gas?

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The whole, "I'm just asking questions," bit only works if you don't lead into with the statement: "I must make a decision." This is a declaration. He is declaring his intent to do one of two things, the latter of which is quick annihilation.

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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

New PSA says we don't have to clean anymore scitechdaily.com/your-favorit...

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Your Favorite Scented Cleaner Could Be Filling the Air With Invisible Pollution

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have hidden the Golden Dorito inside one ordinary bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, yep, now that I hear it... oh no.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

HUSBAND: Going to get my hearing aids. WIFE: Okay well you know what they say: Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. HUSBAND: Sagittarius, you know that.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do I "use AI" ? Haha, no... not presently... [fantasizes about the impendimg collapse of society, warming myself near a blazing data center that became enflamed, somehow]

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Ok ok, I get it. Giant celebratory arch... BAD IDEA. I hear you everyone. I know what you want. THE ARCH WILL CONTAIN A DATA CENTER,

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At the rate "Republicans" are turning on Trump, 1) great, it's about time 2) I can't help but worry that the entirety of their awakening will be writing off Trump as the only problem, ignorimlng the many, many people who enabled him and would do the exact same shit he did, if given the chance.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

As uplifting as this is, every one of these dumb motherfuckers will vote Republican again and again. They might see the light about Trump and rationalize it's a problem with him alone. Meanwhile, the next polished turd with an R after his name will do the exact same shit while they clap and smile.

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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

white people love to pretend republicans have never been in power before and they didn't know what to expect, meanwhile every gop administration in my lifetime has been exactly like this in every way

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

WHEATUS: it's a song about a dirtbag PRODUCER: eh WHEATUS: the dirtbag is like 16 PRODUCER: [stroking beard] hmmm

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dracula, standing outside a blood bank at sunset, holding a boombox over his head. He forgot to press play.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Did I just drop some cheese on the floor? - Things Dog Owners Never Have to Wonder

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is bouillon, or boui for short

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Belief in democracy is saying, "Clearly the people want to overwhelmingly do a thing that I do not personally want to do, and I will respect the outcome of the vote." To prevent a vote because you know you will lose is treason, and it's cowardice.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I would agree if he wasn't cashing in on his terrible policies at every turn. It's possible he's really good at playing a dumbass on TV because he knows it will make him insane amounts of money.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

After 9/11, we saw $3 /gallon for the first time, and the only thing that kept us from revolting was this faux "we're all in this together" shit that was manufactured and fed to us 24/7. The current regime says, "Small price to pay," without any of the fanfare, and they wonder why it's not working.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's so in two years, they can claim Blue states are bankrupt. Nevermind that they are bankrupt because they weren't given federal aid to recover from disasters. Like how they say inflation hit 9% under Biden, but never point out it was under 3% a year later, or how it got so high to begin with.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Does anyone even believe these lies anymore? Like, even the people in the cult have to be sort of side-eyeing each other now. Right?

Speaker Mike Johnson
House Republicans passed over 70 bills this week alone - that adds to our
total of over 900 bills passed through the House so far this Congress.

We've DELIVERED for Americans by:

Enacting the largest middle and working class tax cut in US history
Creating new incentives
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@SpeakerJohnson . 11h

build-out of data centers or AI infrastructure

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The 119th congress was the least productive in history, no congress has
enacted less legislation or laws. Johnson has cancelled a total 63
scheduled voting days in the house, granting members an extra 2
months PTO, with no house votes scheduled until after the election.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have decided not to tour with Ed Sheeran. (1 of 24) 🧵

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Please visit my website TemuTemu, we sell knockoffs of Temu products for 12 cents

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

2026 Midterms Redux R PLATFORM: The D candidate is scary and hates America. Behold now as I try to appear as unscary as I possibly can despite being a weird fucken ghoul. D PLATFORM: Everything Rs are doing is evil, but here is a short list of those things I am willing to let slide.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have never seen anything like this set of refs in Minnesota. Nobody's perfect, mistakes will happen, etc. This is blatant corruption.

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don't be distracted by culture wars. Republicans want to win so they can keep protecting the Epstein class, and that is why they should all lose. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 This is everything. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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