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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@tkingfisher.com I just got back from a vacation of reading books in a cabin. One of those books was Snake Eater. I was left with many questions about this town and the spirits and such, but none more critical than this: did I misread or did you stealth-set this book 25 years in the future
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Mince Dinner @scw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#CEXWatch
House MD on Nintendo DS labelled at £75.00
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 30/04/2025
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Soupliss @soupliss.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I accidentally deadname the warner bros rabbit
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@caanan.bsky.social Hey I don't know if you remember this, but years ago at Calgary comic expo I got you to draw Canuck the Crow and I'm happy to report I finally got around to getting it permanently imprinted on my body. It's not all the way healed yet but I've gotten many compliments!
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 07/08/2026
I know technically Zelda is all one timeline, according to Nintendo, but the theory that I heard before they confirmed it was that every Zelda game was actually the same story but as told by different cultures. A “legend” if you will. That’s the version I subscribe to. I think it’s fun
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I no longer want to see Noel hit by the same car a third time .......but that is subject to change
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
swanboy.com/comic/my-din...
A panel from today's Swan Boy. Crystal sits on a razor's edge between content and disappointment as Noel struggles with laughter.
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Free yourself from the confines of "Does Noel Deserve This" and ask only "Is This Good For Noel" and boy howdy I can't wait to find out
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We need to bring this quote post back so I stop having to look at Noel in preview images
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just backed Greatures, Level One on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/kcg...
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Greatures, Level One
The first, actual, and REAL printed collection of the webcomic "Greatures," by cartoonist KC Green.
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Labrys @labryz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Obligatory
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gruh @grahamsig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
this is the greatest manga arc of all time
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Caanan @caanan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hi how ya doin’? I’m responsible for the Eisner-nominated webcomic Max Overacts. Sunday style comics, over 550 so far. About a boy who only wants to entertain, despite the critics. The oh so many critics… Start here at no. 1: occasionalcomics.com/comic/latest...
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Max Overacts – occasionalcomics.com
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school
Fan comic of the Nintendo series StarFox

Panel 1: Peppy Hare gestures to formation diagrams, asking “and we all know what to do when the enemy’s on our tail, right?”

Panel 2: Slippy says “Fly in front of Fox and let him shoot them down!”
Falco says “Fly in front of Fox, and let him shoot ‘em down.”
Peppy says “Fly in front of Fox! Let him shoot them down!” 
Fox yells “s-somersault! You somersault!!”
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026
Cinemas are a ripoff
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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CT3LA @ct3la.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@secondwindgroup.com One of my favourite indie games of all time, which never got much coverage when it came out, is getting a console release this month who do I start emailing to get someone on your team to play Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands so that they'll fall in love with it
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Has there ever been Zelda news that wasn’t accompanied cries of “the art style sucks!” until the game comes out and people play it and go “this is the best game ever actually, and I’ve always said that”
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
guys I just tried googling this to find the exact Andor quote and jesus fucking christ guys what the fuck is happening here
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 11/05/2026
A tale of how moderation works around here, in two parts
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Bluesky Elder

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@aaron.bsky.t... 4h

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i really don't think the "competitor to twitter" should have its own elon figure running the moderation

Joined Jun '23

Last week I was on a planned vacation, which ended up being good timing given a wave of dogpiling directed at me. One positive difference from similar moments in the past is that our detection systems for coordinated harassment and abusive pile-ons are improving. So I don't need to see any of it.!

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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
MP Arizona @AzPetrich
"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?"

The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.
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Juno @juno.luckyraven.cc · 04/05/2026
I made a Discord dogbot that does "tarot readings" and more than one person had said the readings were eerily accurate and resonated strongly with them and insisted the dog had not just awareness but spiritual intelligence too. My secret sauce is four random number generators.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I am cancelling Hasan Piker because watching someone else play video games is weird. Just play them yourselves.
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Machine translation is a beautiful thing
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 09/07/2025
"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/04/2026
*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
me: sports are a fun diversion and everyone is trying their best also me: the refs are fascist
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is an excellent political statement
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The Sony VAIO Mouse Talk from 2006 was a mouse and VOIP phone combo that could be used for Skype calls. The scroll wheel doubled as the volume control. What would you use as a mouse when someone called?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic

Panel 1: 
A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop.
Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy.
Green Dude: My what?

Panel 2:
A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude.
Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy.

Panel 3: 
Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop.

Panel 4: 
Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him.

Panel 5: 
Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features.

Panel 6: 
Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
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Luke Vincent | Automaton Heart @lukewasthefish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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guy off of the computer @explod.es · 18/02/2026
my date playfully smacks me on the ass but I was never spanked by the doctor when I was born so I vomit up a bunch of fluid and start to cry, as I breathe for the first time in my life
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