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dave egg @explod.es · 9h

the best part of Witcher 3 is the scariest characters are Welsh. So proud

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dave egg @explod.es · 30/09/2026

yellow paint pathfinding to the clit is this anything

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dave egg @explod.es · 22/09/2026

If you would be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal (would you like me to summarise this?) I can call you Betty, absolutely! And Betty, when you call me, you can caaaaall meeee AI

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dave egg @explod.es · 22/09/2026

listening to some lil jazz set and "paul buffano! paul buffano!"

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dave egg @explod.es · 21/09/2026

accidentally inventing perry cider at a press conference

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dave egg @explod.es · 14/09/2026

more like ed... Piss.

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dave egg @explod.es · 14/09/2026

Trying my best to get arrested due to capitalism

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dave egg @explod.es · 12/09/2026

im so happy we live in a world where some corporate types came up with a game name 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' and we just decided as a society to call it COD BLOPS

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dave egg @explod.es · 08/09/2026

accidentally put on the film Sloppy Hollow

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dave egg @explod.es · 07/09/2026

🎵 baby shoes do do doo doo do doo 🎵 never worn do do doo doo do doo

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dave egg @explod.es · 04/09/2026

British humour is actually very deep and has lots of levels to it. A lot of Americans don't understand that. youtu.be/XRN-5XQy3FU?...

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Shooting Stars - PEANUTS!!! - S5 EP1

YouTube video by BBCShootingStars

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dave egg @explod.es · 03/09/2026

I just went to unlock my bike from where I parked it and there was a guy there ringing the bike bell. He apologised and I said "don't worry, it won't run out of dings" and he just looked at me and said "ding ding". So that's that I guess.

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dave egg @explod.es · 02/09/2026

one of the best things you can do, as a guy, is to kick a dropped ice cube and say "well that's water under the fridge" to absolutely nobody

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dave egg @explod.es · 30/08/2026

every time I go on social media it's some shit like a guy yelling every word about how knowing the 'horse or cow rule' will change EVERYTHING I know about Better Call Saul

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dave egg @explod.es · 28/08/2026

Strike while the l ron is hubbard

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dave egg @explod.es · 26/08/2026

i just woke up from a strange dream where Jaffa Cakes had fumbled a pride month package design where they just wrote "I'm Gay" on the box

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dave egg @explod.es · 26/08/2026

pretty crazy how Rowan Atkinson is named after a diet, yet Mr Bean is named after a type of meal (bean)

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dave egg @explod.es · 23/08/2026

they should make a car flavoured shampoo for men

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dave egg @explod.es · 22/08/2026

Unfortunately I have had to add a cop to my game. But don't worry, I also gave him hayfever.

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dave egg @explod.es · 20/08/2026

Me irl: I wish people had the grace to think about how their actions affect others. Me online: p... pokemon ahegao to the polls,,

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dave egg @explod.es · 19/08/2026

visible collectable distracting from weight of emotional cutscene

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dave egg @explod.es · 16/08/2026

Fear not, the Spruce Falls demo is on track for release this September! Since its inception the story is 287% more exciting, the lore is 412% more ridiculous, also we added punks. In the meantime, come to the Spruce Falls Diner. We have Milkshakes! #gamedev store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app...

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dave egg @explod.es · 05/08/2026

Just a fun little bird fact for y'all's

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dave egg @explod.es · 04/08/2026

thought I was gone? WRONG. just tired

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dave egg @explod.es · 31/07/2026

yer da saves photos as jpegs, and the .jpeg filetype, not .jpg

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dave egg @explod.es · 31/07/2026

Frantically chugging the last fifth of whisky from the bottle and holding up a hand in the 'wait a second' gesture as the recycling van approaches at 6am

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dave egg @explod.es · 26/07/2026

love defeating the final boss in a game and after an emotional 2 hour cutscene your play score pops up and some guy in a thick Boston accent yells "U GOT 200 EGGY BREAD POINTS" before dropping you back into an outro about grief

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dave egg @explod.es · 24/07/2026

Screaming 'mandela effect!' because I wasn't paying attention to something my wife said

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dave egg @explod.es · 22/07/2026

okay, if you know anything about John Muir you wouldn't draw him using binoculars.

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Clara 🌟 wishlist Pelikeeper! @trendywalnut.dev · 16/07/2026

CALLING ALL LOW BUDGET INDIE GAMES‼️ We're gathering games interested in participating in a "Low Budget, Big Heart" Steam Festival! 💰Self Published, Self Funded 🤏Under ~50k budget 🚫NO AI if you're interested in the festival sign up here: forms.gle/cndDrEf4rxiL... rts appreciated :)

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Low Budget, Big Heart Steam Festival interest form

We're looking for interested developers of low budget games to participate in our potential steam festival! Self published/self funded games are also welcome. If your game had a development budget ov...

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dave egg @explod.es · 18/07/2026

legend_of_zelda_wierd-al-system-of-a-down.mp3.exe

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dave egg @explod.es · 14/07/2026

Have we coined the term 'slop shipping' yet? Seems like most online shops are just that. I just want to make silly jokes online and now this

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dave egg @explod.es · 13/07/2026

So sad! They cancelled the last football match because the football died during the game :(

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dave egg @explod.es · 13/07/2026

I'm going through a wet spell

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dave egg @explod.es · 13/07/2026

the bartender slides a gun over to me "from the woman over there" I look over to see a beautiful lady sipping on a negroni. She catches my eye and does the 'gun to head' gesture, pretends to fire, and winks

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dave egg @explod.es · 08/07/2026

For sale: 40 baby shoes. worn simultaneously.

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dave egg @explod.es · 07/07/2026

my favourite type of youtube comment is on a game dev tutorial for something specific and technical. Let's say 'how to make a fire particle system that reacts to wind' and some clown replies with "can you do a tutorial on how to make Death Stranding 2 from scratch"

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dave egg @explod.es · 07/07/2026

putting my bed shoes over my normal shoes before going to bed

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dave egg @explod.es · 06/07/2026

[moves my knight into place to corner the king] "check..." wife: don't- "...please."

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dave egg @explod.es · 05/07/2026

no one is saying 'hello horses'

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dave egg @explod.es · 05/07/2026

Time to start putting up the decorations!

A social post saying "So what day do people think flying ant day/s will be this year. I've just seen one, is he early, or a sign or what's about to happen?"

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dave egg @explod.es · 05/07/2026

hey bro, mind if I lick the inside of your airpods case real quick?

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dave egg @explod.es · 04/07/2026

We made dahlias happen

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dave egg @explod.es · 04/07/2026

oops,just Freaky Friday'd with a bug. Hope I don't Learn Anything

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dave egg @explod.es · 01/07/2026

In 2004 I accidentally swallowed my gfs tongue piercing and only just remembered. I hope it went somewhere good because I never saw it again. Probably fine, like eating shot in a cooked pheasant

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dave egg @explod.es · 23/06/2026

Dungeons & Dragons in da bungalow

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