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. . . Whippets

@crestwood.bsky.social
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 8h
Oh we're deep into Harlan Ellison territory now.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/09/2026
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Andy Bernard: I went to Cornell
Alt: Andy Bernard: I went to Cornell
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 5h
oh shit this is genius
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23h
Saigon Xanh and their mission to clean the waterways: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 17h
judging by the size of this alleged toddler, i’m suspicious this is ai
an ai military funeral — the deceased soldier (maybe a marine?) has been seen back together crooked & doesn’t fit in his casket, which somehow, a toddler is able to peer down into
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14h
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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el Niñoberries @ninaberries.bsky.social · 6h
want to make an ai agent that removes all j lo news from all the news sources I come into contact with. call it j no
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Christopher Reader @xopherx.bsky.social · 6h
Trump and the Republicans hate the parts of America that make us great.
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
LLMs will continue to liquidate brains like this because "a flattering mouth works ruin". it's doing what demons do, we have thousands of years of warning
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 8h
"if you meet the golf now gopher on the road, kill him." --ninth-century chinese buddhist monk linji yixuan
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 8h
What kind of tacos?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 8h
I have a working theory that College Football is about slavery which is at the root of why they’re desperate to keep players unpaid & the NFL is about a few overseers resenting the labor force that they demand expend their bodies to increase their wealth for a pittance & it’s supported by Jon Gruden
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 8h
it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”
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ceej @ceej.online · 10h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 10h
Probably the only ethical use of polymarket sites is betting on how quickly the British guy kayaking the Congo gets turned into hippo shit.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 14h
Couples costume idea: A time traveler giving a dorito to a medieval peasant
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 11h
If we are going to be friends and put me in charge of banners for a ‘cancer free party’ than this is what you’ll get. I want to make use of all the letters. (Also congrats to Jo for being cancer free!!!)
A banner that reads ‘Jizz wallet’A banner that reads ‘fart box’
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 14h
People who use Apple Maps / Google Maps, etc and blast though a neighborhood to shave 30 seconds off their commute should be committed.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15h
“my ex-husband fucking sucks but hold your nose and vote for him, I guess” Rs really busting out the big guns for the Texas seat, huh
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 17h
Elizabeth Holmes in a shiny green secular hijab
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 20h
God adding you straight to the permanent shit list.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20h
what in the WHAT
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 20h
a four-panel nancy comic strip. in the first frame, sluggo casually strolls along a sidewalk. his speech bubble says "who?" in the second frame, sluggo is still walking along and smiling. his speech bubble again says, "who?" third frame, it's still sluggo, he's still strolling, and he says it again, "Who?" in the fourth frame, nancy watches sluggo from behind a bush. her face is contorted with disgust. sluggo carries along unaware, musical notes dancing above his head. his final speech bubble says "whooo let the dogs out."
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it all started with this hypnotic Anshjot Singh video.
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Skittles Scary Skeletons ☕ @skittles6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He'd be snugged with a fuzzy pink blanket, have water, acetaminophen & electrolytes at the ready when he got up. Not to mention the bucket available in case he gets sick. Women are the protectors men claim to be.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/10/2026
Makin' movies, makin' music and Fightin' Round The World!
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 03/10/2026
tf did I just read
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 03/10/2026
This is a central nazi belief on a level that most Americans cannot comprehend. Because Adolf Hitler genuinely expected England to stay out of WW2. Because he saw kinship with England. Because members of the British royal family were full-blown nazis. Hitler was just copying England, bar 4 bar.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rod Serling was a king. WWII paratrooper in “The Death Squad,” TV pioneer, LOUD critic of McCarthyism who knew his status as a war hero put him in a privileged position to call shit out. Wrote critiques of racism into his scripts, created The Twilight Zone to escape the censorship that brought on.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We are not part of any political movement. And we are not attempting to further any political agenda." - says a right wing political operative in #SCOTUS robe who gutted voting rights, abortion rights, gave a Republican President king like powers in attempt to lock in right wing dominance. (1/2)
"CBS News
@CBSNews
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito said increasingly harsh criticism of the court from political leaders can be "quite damaging" to the institution.

"The criticism of the court by President Biden and justices by President Biden and his administration was very harsh. And President Trump has been very harsh," he told CBS News' 
@JanCBS
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Alito said the court's job is to interpret the Constitution "as best we can" and apply it to the cases that come before them: "We are not part of any political movement. And we are not attempting to further any political agenda.""
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
while i am commenting on this: i have reached the end of my rope with this sort of thing and my current point of view is that the weird monks should not be allowed to disavow their satanist wing, and also that their satanist wing appears to mostly rule them and tell them what to do
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What Jennica Pounds is leaving out of this sob story about her gig at the Pentagon coming to a close is: In August, she promoted hacked and stolen material, per @theintercept.com. And she appeared to have a longstanding relationship with the account that first posted about said hack.
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I have submitted my resignation from the Department of War.
It has been an honor to support the mission of the Department. I remain a strong supporter of our nation's military and Secretary Hegseth's leadership.
I'm stepping back to focus on my book tour and midterms analysis in the months ahead.
I do want to say I'm disappointed by how Special Government Employees, not just myself, have been treated in public discourse.
The SGE program exists so that talented private citizens can serve their country without leaving their lives behind. We as a nation can find a better way to welcome those who want to serve their country.
I'm grateful to have had the opportunity. I wish the Department and Secretary Hegseth continued success.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cat: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Why do you ask? Cat: I want to make sure I’m around when you die so I can eat your face.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a bummer that American brains are so cooked that you have to go on the podcast of a guy who looks and sounds straight up like a Neanderthal to gently explain to him the idea of a social safety net but I think Zohran is straight up the perfect guy to do that
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wy8L... The original trailer for Gears of War (2006) featured “Mad World” by Gary Jules. Which itself was a cover first used in Donnie Darko (2001). The song is also heard in Gears 3 when Dom sacrifices himself. This was always billed as a “War is hell” series.
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Gears of War Xbox 360 Trailer - Mad World Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/10/2026
we really should start calling them top and bottom connectors imo
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
remember when every company was like "we're gonna make a leaderboard for uses the most AI" until someone looked at their budget
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There once was a man from Nantucket Who emptied Charlie’s neck in a bucket The right was sad The left was glad And Israel went nuts and said fuck it
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My buddy used to have a popular late night college radio show in Philly for the party set but he just stole the previous weeks tracklist from Pete Tong's Essential Mix on Radio 1 but the internet wasn't really huge yet so no one had any clue lol
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die gives us a Mass Effect 3 ending? I mean fuck it, ok. Sure. Why not.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall yelled at trans people for a month and CHANGE for this clown. A MONTH AND CHANGE! FOR A GUY ANY CALIFONIAN IN THE STATE CAN TELL YOU SUCKS ASS!
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. . . Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What in the reverse mortgage is this?
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