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@ernesto.bsky.social
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prodigal bronxite | byte plumber specializing in #ElixirLang | #NYY #NYK #NYJ #LFC | 💖💜💙

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 1h
Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks
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hailey @hailey.at · 1h
"just talk to another human" as you go on threads and let the threads algo feed you rage bait and then putting that onto bluesky to let the bluesky algo feed other people rage bait. lmao.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 21h
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i am okay publishing michael traceys address
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/09/2026
1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom
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Hoosier Homer is reading With Zeal & With Bayonet Only by Spring @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mud. Mud Never Changes.
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
geryon.bandcamp.com/track/birth
geryon.bandcamp.com
Birth, by Geryon
from the album Geryon
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITc2...
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Selkies: The Endless Obsession
YouTube video by Between The Buried And Me - Topic
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The Fresh Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 28/09/2026
People don’t want to pay for “journalism” because the most visible parts of it are just mediocre nepobabies litigating personal Twitter beefs
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
chicago is the food capital of the united states
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why does alex karp want 37000 acres of swedish forest
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's what they select for at the times, including everyone's emotional support columnist
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Astra ⎔ @astrra.space · 28/09/2026
writing SQL activates the pain vector in deepseek v4.1 flash relatable
orange is negative pain, blue is positive pain, opacity is strength
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Shawn Burgess @burgesslab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible tone, good resonance and finish, a soupçon of rattle at the end if you’re into that, 9/10
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
post a music video that always cheers you up www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6rx...
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tricot『おちゃんせんすぅす』MV
YouTube video by tricot Official Channel
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mcc @dryad.technology · 27/09/2026
#InhaleOnlyGang
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
anyway, if you were wondering why David Shor keeps arguing that Republicans will never pay an electoral penalty for racism under any circumstances, this is why
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hey look at these two pictures of Cate Blanchett for no reason
Photograph of Cate Blanchett tied to a tree with shibari, wearing a latex suit and dark lipstickPhotograph of Cate Blanchett tied to a tree with shibari, wearing a latex suit. She's turned away from the camera with her back arched
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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026
warhammer demon names khorne: bloodskull 'the skull' skullblood slaanesh: lusciousa, the forbidden hole tzeentch: [unpronounceable bird noises] nurgle: goopy poopmeister, fartmagus in queef
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
schools are not where we will address basic infrastructure inadequacy. idk why we divide attention this way
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it is always bad to interview these people. never give them a chance to use your platform to say anything, even if you think you caught them in some gotcha. get this creep off my screen. stop doing this.
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty funny that they’re walking into the arms of the party with even more antisemites. and unlike the democratic party, their antisemites actually run the party where ours are generally lumpenprole nobodies posting on social media
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Playboy @playboy.com · 26/09/2026
Got pegged.
playboy.com
She Pegged Her Husband. He Couldn't Get Enough.
Playboy's Kelly Oxford talks to women about pegging, and what they think about giving it to their husbands and boyfriends.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ugh its not even a program, tilly norwood isn't like, IP anyone owns. Just ai generate a white woman in any movie and say it's tilly norwood, it doesn't mean anything
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sumerianrecords.bandcamp.com/track/hero-o...
sumerianrecords.bandcamp.com
Hero of the Soviet Union, by The Dillinger Escape Plan
from the album One Of Us Is The Killer
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally retiring my iphone 14, hopefully the last apple device i ever own
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bummer @bummmer.itch.io · 26/09/2026
i saw this on the nerd website today
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MrBHarvey @mrbharvey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Afternoon all….just setting up for the evening - thanks to all that’s donated. There’s still loads of time to chuck a couple of quid in - it’s a very good cause 🙏🙏👍👍
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Nature Communications @natcomms.nature.com · 26/09/2026
#Virology A divergent betacoronavirus with a functional furin cleavage site in South American bats The study provides a broader understanding of the diversity of bat coronaviruses, offering evolutionary context for features that may be relevant to zoonotic potential @kosuke-takada.bsky.social
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A divergent betacoronavirus with a functional furin cleavage site in South American bats - Nature Communications
There is still limited data reported on virus diversity in South American bats. In this study, the authors report a divergent betacoronavirus with a functional furin cleavage site in South American bats, expanding knowledge of coronavirus diversity and features linked to zoonotic potential.
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh54...
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Mikado
YouTube video by Jaga Jazzist - Topic
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Amanda Boomfie @thatisabigmood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is copyright working as intended
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
millennials should be banned from writing a line of dialogue. we cannot be trusted
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“you can’t bring that to a job interview” is funny stuff. i got head during a remote interview once
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“dying in an ecuadorian law enforcement action” is a joke, i hope the troops know we’ll laugh
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boarders.bsky.social @boarders.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me when I was younger: wow set theorists define functions as functional relations, how truly odd! me now: ah yes, a function is precisely a left-adjoint distributor for 2 by lawvere’s theorem, how truly beautiful!
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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Kenny @dexdesignkg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On a day like today, just remember that Jurgen Klopp achieved 97, 99, 92 points without cheating........ #legend #ynwa #lfc
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Jurgen Klopp's Reaction at Liverpool Match
ALT: Jurgen Klopp's Reaction at Liverpool Match
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chappelle's show but no boondocks is crazy
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ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
to all rails devs: elixir and the phoenix framework are elite non-fascist alternatives that will also lower your operating costs dramatically
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 3rd Army Corps has used the tactic of air-dropping ground robots for the first time in history. During Operation Vivaldi, Russians were attacked by Gryphons for the first time -heavy bombers of the 3rd Assault Brigade deployed kamikaze unmanned ground vehicles more than 10km behind enemy lines.
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Mike Zaccardi, CFA, CMT @mikezaccardi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yields zooming since 10am ET
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