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Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason

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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Y’all please look at the daily photo Brutus’s doggy day care sent us
An ecstatic brown Boston terrier smiles at the screen
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look this may fall on deaf ears but I got this fragrance today and it’s one of the best things I’ve ever smelled. It absolutely fucks
Radical Rose Extrait
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ladies what’s stopping you from wearing the Adidas dirndl to Oktoberfest
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee discourse reminded me of when I interviewed w a top arch firm in Hong Kong and I got lost and had to run to make it on time, but nailed the interview, just murdered it. Then I got up out of my chair and we all just looked at the asscrack sweatstain I left and I didn't get the job.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seen at a thrift store. This is what you say before you light your children ablaze in your blue slate metallic colored Toyota Celica
A thrift store find. Blue shirt w yellow lettering reading “GOD IS IN THE FIRE
AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL”
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
current vocal stim: CASE AFTER CASE-UH SECRET INDICTMENT
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brutus is clinging to his emotional support hot dog this morning
Brown Boston and hot dog toy
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you disrespect Holly Rowe I will beat the fuck out of you.
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor @atlantaworks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My mayor doesn't want us to vote, and tells us to shut up if we ask about projects funded 10 years ago. You're the worst, @andreforatlanta.com !
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
whatever happened to that dark, sexually powerful pop star Chris Gaines? I felt like he exploded onto the scene only to vanish into thin air
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The lady who shit herself and just kept going - to the horror of everyone - simply does not phase me as a 12 year veteran of open mic comedy
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brutus check - sleepy baby
A brown Boston terrier with lil goblin ears nods off on the couch
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Didn’t realize my girl was recording a car with stoner eyes across the street while I asked her an important question about her dating history
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible sentence.
Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe Clemson should’ve brought their old d coordinator back too
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sorry to all the haters and losers, but I have persevered and am 8 yrs booze and cocaine free today.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OOF MARONE
wral.com
Lombardi out as UNC investigators probe allegations of drug use, sex among players, staff
Michael Lombardi, a longtime confidant of North Carolina football head coach Bill Belichick, was placed on paid administrative leave in late July. He is no longer with the football program.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am targeted for ads the likes of which you can scarcely conceive
A mug that says not cum
Brother I don’t even know what I can say about the cornhole boards decorated w the Israeli flag that won’t get me fired
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Brutus got yearbook photos made at doggy day care omg
A brown Boston terrier in a blue bandana A brown Boston terrier in a blue bandana
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t forget that Dolly was a Boston Terrier girl
In a new book called Dolly on Dolly, Interviews and Encounters with Dolly Parton, Ms. Parton makes some rather startling admissions.
Although fans know that she has not always lived an easy life, she has endured more than many people realize. One of the hardships Dolly survived came in the form of the breakup of an affair with an unnamed man. She was already married to Carl Dean, but theirs was an open relationship.
Dolly was sent spiraling and even considered suicide. She credits her Boston Terrier, Popeye, with saving her life as she sat on her bed holding a gun. *The tap-tap-tap of his paws jolted me back to reality and I suddenly froze. I put the gun down. Then I prayed. I kinda believe Popeye was a spiritual messenger from God," recounts Dolly.Dolly and Husband with Popeye, their Boston Terrier
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got to see Pochi this morning. Hard to believe she’s the same breed as Brutus
A little Boston in a cart
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Brutus got a new bandana at doggy day care and was really feelin himself
A brown Boston terrier grins and squints. He wears a blue bandana and is in the passenger seat A brown Boston terrier grins and squints. He wears a blue bandana and is in the passenger seat
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Phil West @philwest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just spreading the word, in light of Dolly's passing, to donate here in her memory. What a loss for humans everywhere. imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God damnit.
Dolly
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GF moved her two year old kitty in a few months ago, since he’s lived in my apt he’s developing these red wounds on his belly and spotted around his body. My other cat is just fine, no marking like this. Anyone know what it could be?
Superficial Wounds on a cat
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still sing this to myself every time I proteinmaxx
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This bun bo Hue is good as hell
Delicious bun bo Hue. Vietnamese lemongrass and beef noodle soup 🍜
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my GF was watching the Robert Wun show and this look was absolutely jaw dropping. The man's at the top of his game
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Annual reminder
TNATION®
MENU
And even though Arnold Schwarzenegger was one of the most genetically gifted bodybuilders in history, you've got to remember that his calves weren't genetically great. In fact, Arnold's calf girth was downright embarrassing.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tried some samples from Burmese heritage perfumer Gabar. My favorite of their Burmese deities inspired scents is Galone which smells like toasted sesame seeds spices and a little Sichuan pepper gabarworld.com/products/gal...
gabarworld.com
Galone Eau De Parfum
The Deities Collection recounts the tale of three Southeast Asian mythical creatures – the Nagar Min, Balu, and Galone – and explores the essence of beings and the intricate dualities that exist withi...
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Please remember this when foaming at the mouth with Ossoffmania. He’s not our savior.
Ossoff is barely left of center he just loves the spotlight.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hell yes @plazaatlanta.bsky.social
New this week
THE RAID: REDEMPTION +
DREDD DOUBLE FEATURE
A FILM BY GARETH EVANS, PETE TRAVIS
STARTS FROM TUE 25
• 3 hr 32 min • ACTION
An explosive night of towering action - for one night only!
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Smog is a muffintop
A girthy grey can sits atop a scratching pad bed, slightly running over its sides not unlike a muffintop
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
F’ed around and made a disco hot dog
Disco ball mirrors applied to a 3d printed hot dog and bun
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just got some of this scent and absolutely endorse it. Phenomenal. Dark, a little sweet, a little smoky, fading into dried rose petals.
te fores
Bold nights, no apologies.
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The Afters
Eau de ParfumTHE NOTES
Tobacco • Black Cherry • Frankincense • Saffron • Patchouli • Dried Bulgarian Rose Petal • Manuka Honey • Sandalwood • Labdanum • Vanilla Absolute (Madagascar) • Musk
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026
Exquisite KHive, no notes
Resistance Queen

@resista.... 1h

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No, Rahm Emanuel is a better person than anyone on the far left will ever be.

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Cody Johnston

@drmisterco....

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He covered up a murder.

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Resistance Queen

@resistancequee1

Replying to @drmistercody

Everyone makes mistakes. Bernie
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Don Nelson looking fucking awesome
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/08/2026
📽️
captain America meme but he's saying 

so, you've angered Don Lee
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
pretty insane loot drop at the dumpsters this morning
3/4ths of a cake a 2/3rds of a six pack at the dumpster
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Prolean Prolean Prolean Pro-leeeeean I’m begging darlin please augment my gains
Insane Labz Prolean Protein Powder
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You’re so fucking stupid dude it’s insane really
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Bort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Logan Paul in the streets Kim Jong-il in the sheets
A screenshot of an online store showing 2 men's shirts side by side: Fibonacci Skull Prizm Cotton Button-Up Shirt
Maceoo
$188.88Current Price $188.88

Leo Textured Tailored Long Sleeve Overshirt
Manière De Voir
$200.00
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Leaving Anvik for Anchorage
Iditarod trail badge
Old house and truck in Anvik Glacier Beautiful
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 02/08/2026
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Look at this beautiful lodge cat Archie
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
really roughing it out here
Dinner
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Caught about 40 fish today (kept none fyi) and a lot of these nice fat grayling who’ve been feasting on salmon eggs
Grayling
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Caught a big beautiful sockeye salmon and as soon as I picked it up out of the net he started jizzing everywhere and slipped out of my hands before dad could take a picture. Female sockeye do the same with eggs. Basically every fish here is full of cum or eggs or dying bc it already came
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seen in our lodge. RIP
Rip buffalo
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