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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt. www.connielukey.com

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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 8h
#ASongOrMovieForEverythingSlow You've Got Snails
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Soriamoriaa: Snail Crawling on Red Substance
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It’s too bad Trump won’t be around to witness the massive international celebration of his death.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe you should calm the fuck down
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 18h
Our feline royalty #IsNeededToSummonMe
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Cat Throne
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 18h
I vant to count your nuts.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#NowThatTheBotsAreGone Let's Prance
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Cristin Milioti Prances Joyfully in Snowy Park
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Grody holes was my wrestling name in high school
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Sometimes a tennis ball will just roll into the room, unexpected, no backstory
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForBeingGrumpy Cantankerous Girl
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Annoyed Baby Puffs Cheeks
ALT: Annoyed Baby Puffs Cheeks
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#MakeABandUncool The Poo Fighters
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Angry Poop
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12/10/2026
I don't usually tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12/10/2026
Wife: I'm going to clone myself. Me: That would be just like you.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#TheBestFoodToEatOnSundays Holey Mackerel
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Cute Cat Playing with Fish Toy
ALT: Cute Cat Playing with Fish Toy
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#TheBestWayToEatBurgers with your Beef FF
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Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj: Best Friends Eating Burgers
ALT: Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj: Best Friends Eating Burgers
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Can we have healthcare?" "No can do but live-streamed executions are a go"
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fondly remembers my childhood… *the incessant blinking of the VCR clock*
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Christopher! What’s the rule?” “Don’t eat the Amazon guy?” “The other rule.” “Don’t eat the UPS guy?” “The OTHER rule.” “Stay off the furniture?” “That’s right.”
A man points and seemingly scolds a bear standing on a couch by a window.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForThingsInBags Cat Thing You Do
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Boo Cat in a Bag
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#GreenThumbMusic You Can Hoe Your Own Way
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Thong Farming
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*commercial "Thanks to Schrödinger's Cat Littler, I have no idea if my cat has peed, pooped, or if I even still have a cat."
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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every month can be spooky month if you're scared of calendars.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Taking two traffic cones and doing a Madonna impression did not help my field sobriety test
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForNewInventions Every Which Waymo But Loose
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Self-Driving Smart Car Test
ALT: Self-Driving Smart Car Test
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#WhenICantGetToSleep I go undercover
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Puppy Curling In Blanket
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForImportance I Wanna Rock With Value
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Man Eats a Diamond
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the moon hits my eye like a big pie, that’s a food fight
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get in loser, we're going lurking
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForWeird One Eccentric Pony
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Man Rides Pony on Skates
ALT: Man Rides Pony on Skates
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The original catwalk.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#WitchyBeautyTips avoid resting witch face
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Evil Witch Face Changing Color
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForStorytelling Horton Hears Some Hooey
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Detecting Bullshit Bs
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 04/10/2026
I've been saying 'mucho' more when talking to my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 04/10/2026
If you've heard of Murphy's Law, which is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, then have you heard of Cole's Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage...
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll get you my Gucci.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep out the clowns.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForSoft This Charmin Man
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K1ngdavid Chuckbass: Super Charmin Softness
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice Keep calm, and poutine on.
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Andrewnelson: This Poutine is Outstanding
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice If you can't be a good example, at least be a horrible warning.
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Woman's Handstand Fail Against a Tree
ALT: Woman's Handstand Fail Against a Tree
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I found this humerus.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks for the shout-out Becket58! Always appreciated ❤️
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/10/2026
very excited for ai audiobooks you can talk to. i plan to tell frodo how to build an internal combustion engine, which should speed things up
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MusicianMusicMashup The Barenaked Ladies in Red
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Beach Bikini Sexy Bikini
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ASongOrMovieForIndustries Young People Trucking
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Kids Toy Truck Gets Wasted
ALT: Kids Toy Truck Gets Wasted
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To the bat cake Robin.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Hey Donald, what brand of adult diapers do you prefer?” -me, if I were in the White House press corps
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