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Casual Farmer

@casualfarmer.bsky.social
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Just a recovering city boy, living in rural Ontario Canada, on a farm, with my family, some chickens, donkeys and bees.

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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 23h
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry what was the question?
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every. Fucking. Word.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truth! www.facebook.com/share/v/1Kt7...
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The test involves 1. 5 minute jerk off dance 2. 45 minutes of accordion hands while speaking in incomplete sentences 3. 10 bend and snaps (think Legally Blonde) pulling on adult diapers 4. Fall asleep, sitting upright, in under 1 minute. 5. Stand in one spot, leaning forward at a 35 degree angle
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No lies detected.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How big are the suppositories??
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t even get mad at her for sleeping in my chair.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘And that’s our move. It’s basically copyright infringement.’
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Truth
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How old am I? My wife and I try to get more birds than the other on the Merlin app while out and about on the farm. I believe the kids refer to this as ‘having rizz’.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This explains why I don’t have any pears….
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only one. When America was great we’d have been first.🤦🏽‍♂️
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shocker
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Lonewolf @lonewolf1970.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is honestly the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve seen this map floating around social media. What this tells me is that some Canadians made the choice, themselves, to end their suffering, while some Americans not only had the choice removed, but were probably healthy when they died.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Art of the Deal indeed…
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep, and the people did, too. He had only thousands of followers on the White House's YouTube channel just hours after starting his own bullshit propaganda feed. What. A. Loser. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
If Scott Jennings were ever to be in a porn movie he’d play the part of the husband who goes to work.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m very torn. On the one hand, I don’t believe the media should be putting his face on the news anymore. On the other, I don’t want to miss the stroke.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The funniest joke ever. 😂
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hilarious!
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you want the media to stop reporting ‘fake news’, stop creating fake news.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Save America Movement @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
engi.nerdboy

Trump: They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs!

Kash Patel: Hold my beer
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t know what it’s going to cost to apply the law(s) to the turnip, but I’m offering up a dozen farm fresh eggs a week for life.
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Starting wars and trade disputes is the ultimate ‘cough to cover a fart’.
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