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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt. www.connielukey.com

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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 20m
#ASongOrMovieForSoft This Charmin Man
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K1ngdavid Chuckbass: Super Charmin Softness
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 7h
#MyBestAdvice Keep calm, and poutine on.
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Andrewnelson: This Poutine is Outstanding
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 7h
#MyBestAdvice If you can't be a good example, at least be a horrible warning.
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Woman's Handstand Fail Against a Tree
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 23h
very excited for ai audiobooks you can talk to. i plan to tell frodo how to build an internal combustion engine, which should speed things up
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 14h
#MusicianMusicMashup The Barenaked Ladies in Red
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Beach Bikini Sexy Bikini
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 22h
#ASongOrMovieForIndustries Young People Trucking
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Kids Toy Truck Gets Wasted
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Casual Farmer @casualfarmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Hey Donald, what brand of adult diapers do you prefer?” -me, if I were in the White House press corps
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForMakingExcuses Kindergarten Cop-out
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Nervous Baby Looking Around
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#YouDeserveAHighFiveWhen you give me paws.
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Pawsome Doge High Five Meme
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My checkered past includes wearing lots of flannels during the grunge era
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get out loser, gas is too expensive to go anywhere.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I set my alarm for 10 minutes after I go to bed so I can hit the snooze button for the next 8 hours
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForWhatsHappiness Bliss From a Rose
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Red Rose in Hands
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#HonestBrandSlogans A diamond is forever approximately 45% of the time.
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Will You Marry Me? Falling For Christmas Proposal
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 22/09/2026
MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent! Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 22/09/2026
Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. It was tense.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#WhatBeingAnAdultIsLike too much month at the end of the money
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Confused Cat Faced with Bills: What to Pay First?
ALT: Confused Cat Faced with Bills: What to Pay First?
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEmbarrassment Shaun the Sheepish
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Shaun the Sheep
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone accused me of being a curmudgeon now that I'm 65. I have been a curmudgeon since I was 15. I now just have 50 years of practice.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Ladies, ladies… I need you all to stay together. Now, does everyone have their tickets?”
10 white geese exiting a public bus via the side door ramp.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForEscaping Flee Falling
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Man Falls Near Penguin
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#ICouldntHelpIt I have no elf control
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Excited Elf Shouting
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am really bad at life but it seems too late to pick a different hobby.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My posts are a lot funnier if you don't actually read them.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s so wonderful to have a president who is so humble and self-defecating.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForSuspicious I'm a Bad Luck Guy
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Lino Banfi: Gesto Scaramantico in L'Allenatore nel Pallone
ALT: Lino Banfi: Gesto Scaramantico in L'Allenatore nel Pallone
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#AlliterativeJeopardyClues This wacky wiener is warm and whimsical.
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Dachshund Dog with Red Mixer
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I may not be your cup of tea, but in my defense, I am not a cup of tea
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
even someday has an expiration date
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We don’t agree on much, but I think we can all agree with the way Johnny Cash sang ooooooo in Ring of Fire
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy by having a positive catitude
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Cat's Walk of Pride
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForDifferentMoods Hangry Birds
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Hunger Feed Me
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 09/09/2026
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 09/09/2026
How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForFalse Boys in the Falsehood
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Monty Python: Well, She Turned Me Into A Newt! I Got Better
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#ASongOrMovieForAllAbourAir Cape Atmosphere
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This 👇
Cartoon by Nurk
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#WhenIGambled I lost my skirt.
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Stan Laurel's Hilarious Skirt Dance
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
omg how do they know
A sign in a grassy area reads "You are here" with three prohibition icons below it, indicating no smoking, no littering, and no open flames.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I tried to delete my Bluesky account but accidentally deleted my real life, so I only exist here now. Please feed me likes to keep me alive.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Her: Make yourself useful. Me: I’m not some kind of magician, Becky.
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