Reposted by ClayBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"LOLLL THERE GOES THE DUMBASS WHO SAID CORPORATIONS CAN TALK LOL" 554913
Reposted by ClayArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178125182683
Reposted by Claynick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026texags still firing on all cylinders 0274
Reposted by Clayleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5363481414
Reposted by ClayVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A burger should be *good*. Fast and widely available. A burger should not be “the best.” That is exclusive and rare and all things that are not burger. 5362
Reposted by ClayDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era. 1081632255
Reposted by Claylocal blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026Fun fact: They banned chemtrails in Florida and weeks afterward, DeSantis was still getting angry tweets from his constituents online because they were "still seeing chemtrails." Genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen, straight-up appealing to the dumbest possible people 11980186
Reposted by ClayBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As a part of this generation, I assure you that, as they age, the dumbasses who wear backwards fitted will find the most spectacular and stupid ways to die to date of anyone ever placed on this earth 4373740
Reposted by ClayCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I love that ChatGPT is basically "Ask Jenny McCarthy a question" 262040236
Reposted by ClayIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name? 242940561
Reposted by ClayAndrew Reeves @andrewsshi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I find it fascinating that in the 1990s, the US managed to re-create early twentieth-century Vienna café culture only to have it gradually decay over the first quarter of the twenty-first century such that now most coffee shops are closed by six PM. 711447180
Reposted by ClayChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The moment Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, you KNEW they had the votes. 1016268834072
Reposted by ClayCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026THE BUMS LOST! I SUGGEST YOU DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID. GET A JOB, SIR 1830430
Reposted by ClayAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin... 295114792682
Reposted by ClayEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A friendly reminder that A Fish Called Wanda anticipated most of the right-wing politics we‘re currently experiencing 10612102
Reposted by ClayAmericans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Howard Lutnick was Epstein's next-door neighbor. Told "Jeff" he was "so excited" to visit his island in 2012. Now he's Trump's Secretary of Commerce. Confirmed by the Senate. Epstein's friends aren't just buying elections. They're running the government. 03715
Reposted by Clayex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Been through a handful of Army Leader Professional Development trainings which could have been titled "why we shouldn't invade Iran" which largely consisted of someone slapping this map on a PowerPoint slide and pointing out that Iran has three times the land and twice the population of Iraq. 551354296
Reposted by ClayBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A bunch of Spanish guys won a title in MetLife before the Jets 162318285
Reposted by ClayKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 17/07/2026NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges. 505179147112
Reposted by ClayDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285735477
Reposted by ClayBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis 14698161437
Reposted by Clayjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger. 262779434
Reposted by ClayTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Honestly this is a farce. Simply cannot happen 1526942
Reposted by ClayCraig Meyer @craigmeyer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Dan Le Batard told a story once about how pissed Dana White got about how a Deadspin story described him as a sunburnt snowman. I think about that any time I see him, even in that stupid commercial 021410
Reposted by ClayAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?" 1402198145591
Reposted by ClayAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/07/2026"Aussie boys are on a bender! Donald Trump is a sex offender!" 933103778
Reposted by Claykyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144742889
Reposted by ClayJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This Atlanta crowd cannot believe that Egypt blew a lead in the last quarter of the game like that 631734
Reposted by ClayTim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026remembered that McConnell's former chief of staff launched a podcast called "Ruthless" one month after Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death 17317
Reposted by ClayZito @zeets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees 554163823
Reposted by ClayJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/07/2026(yes I'm aware FIFA doesn't run AFCON, but FIFA also said Ronaldo could play despite a three-match ban and also said Messi could play despite doing the exact same thing Balogun got a red card for and also have you ever seen "United Passions") 6966
Reposted by ClayCriterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy 4th of July 🎇 7698208
Reposted by Clayderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens. 6961291338
Reposted by ClayAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/07/2026mom watching how I load the dishwasher 121454138
Reposted by ClayRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever 7966731338
Reposted by ClayBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026College football: I don’t know, that guy hasn’t coached in this conference, do you think he’ll really be able to bridge the cultural gap between being from Michigan but coaching in Georgia? international soccer: here is your new coach, he does not speak your language, it’s fine 1559647
Reposted by ClayRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Bosnia should be down to like 5 guys if that is a red card 251531236
Reposted by Clayandy™ @andylevy.net · 02/07/2026how u gonna give a red card to the fifa peace prize winning country 3992112
Reposted by ClayFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Your kid isn't getting admitted on an athletic scholarship no matter how much you drive her to practice, but it always feels better to have an Other to blame, especially one that isn't real and can't be falsified. 331686266
Reposted by ClayBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026this is the dumbest argument. your kid isn’t getting a scholarship. you’re spending a ton of money on youth sports because you’re a sucker that’s being taken advantage of by the system. one of the 10 trans kids playing sports in your state isn’t stealing a scholarship. shut up 20549113
Reposted by ClayDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/06/2026After personally leading the Knicks to the NBA championship, seducing the prime minister of Italy and winning the war with Iran, you are the greatest president ever, sir. 6295032711
Reposted by ClayJames Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026'Alexi Lalas’s ubiquitousness every World Cup is American TV’s answer to the Iran war: no one wants it, everyone hates it, and as it drags on, it inevitably becomes a face-saving exercise in damage limitation'theguardian.comThe French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battleFox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner 18030
Reposted by Claygeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water 13452261293
Reposted by ClayCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689462262
Reposted by Clayjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/06/2026We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off 125447940
