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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link

BREAKING: England players are reportedly permitted to use Viagra to help manage World Cup altitude conditions in Mexico City.

Ian B. Bautista @xicanodekcenmke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Defensor mexicano: Oye, ‘mano ¿estás emocionado? O, ¿qué?

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Alt: Shy Bashful

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Nick Millini - Keeping It All Together @nickmillini.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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Dr. Squatch: Just The Tip

ALT: Dr. Squatch: Just The Tip

Andrew Robinson (no, not Garak) @andrewr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

England will be stiff competition.

FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I still have no idea what offsides is but what is the rule in soccer when a player's dick makes a goal?

Melanie Mallon🔪🎃 @melmall.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This is the Captain America beach skin x World Cup crossover I come to Bluesky for.

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Also the possibility of a tip in.

Jon Hendry @jonhendry.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“There seems to be a field hockey player offsides”

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Shadrach North 🇨🇦 @shadrachnorth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ok, time to shut down the site for the day, we're not going to do any better than this today.

PlayerX @waltercrankyte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If your offsides lasts longer than 4 hours please call a physician or your love partner.

Tahar 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇳 🇪🇺 @rochaa.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously

ALT: Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously

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Take That, History! @takethathistory.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction

Alt: Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction

Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“This do anything for you?”

Franck @franckchester.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

They should ask for lessons learnt from the French Olympic pole vaulter

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Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Terrible way to lose but on the other hand instant immortality

sarrible @sarabrady.com · 03/07/2026

French pole vaulter, reporting for duty

Spaceships and Robots @adybot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“He shoots in the box”.

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Aodhán Ó'Coileáin @werslabber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Could put them offside more.

Basel Gooner @baselgooner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Well you can score with it - vaguely remember Gallas doing that

Christopher D. Brown @cdbrow1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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Seinfeld: Wood Is Good

ALT: Seinfeld: Wood Is Good

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David Ross @rossfootball.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hard game for them

Dave Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

That's offsidewang!

toedrifter.bsky.social @toedrifter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Or the most awkward goal celebration ever.

Nick of the Northbank @nicktheinventor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“It’s been referred to Cockley Park…”

Sam Handwhich @mjrtom05.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

How would that help?

Rob Smith @robsmith115.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Lukaku beat them to it.

Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Contact your doctor if VAR review lasts longer than four hours.

Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Dick so big I lost the World Cup

Curt Milam @curtismilam.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

or handball.....

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Dr PattiJones @drpattijones.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Sports!

Spooky (with googlieyes for O's) Leonard Smalls @tsuri.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Not a coincidence bsky.app/profile/cult...

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co

New Captain America skin for ‘Marvel Rivals’ has been released 🇺🇸

andyb1963.bsky.social @andyb1963.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Footballer always has been a hard game

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Deet @mdeet365.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Mexico to face some stiff opposition

Bule Betawi @bule-betawi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

He’s offsides by a………., a erm, a uh, a bulge. 🫪

a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache @cesmustache.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

no, that's Captain America, not Captain Britain

pauliom.bsky.social @pauliom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ironic that reaching altitude requires Viagra as a cure

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Steve Morgan @duffasteve.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The reason for the stoppage of play after the clash of heads will not get a replay.

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Ross MacLochness @maclochness.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Will he score? Willy!

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dottn.no @dottn.no · 04/07/2026

kabona@dilfosaur.bsky.social

an extra futbol luce

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GaribaldiB @garibaldib.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

That's not how to head the ball.

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

lmfao

Jason Lewis @jasonnlewis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Go get the catching print experts.

Joe @joeuk80.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Don't worry we're English and the protrusion is modest.

gandybob.bsky.social @gandybob.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Three legs are better than two

Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Hairy Kane

IvanC @imcacci.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This is just nuts....oh um....wait....wrong term....

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ScaryDeath Hastings 🎃 @mbhastings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

*snort*

Marc Olson @molson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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Anthony Ammirati Pole Vault at Paris 2024

Alt: Anthony Ammirati Pole Vault at Paris 2024

Alan or Z or Zap @notinspring.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Color Commentator: "He was barely off-sides" Play-by-Play Man: "Umm, he was off-sides by a good 8-9 inches, WOW

The OG JT @theogjt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Behold the power of the Schwartz share.google/pk3XJdw4ViE7...

Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims

The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.

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Heather Rasley @heatherrasley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

🤞

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Bats now use the term "Trumpshit Crazy" @jamesmorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Offsides by a throbber!

Chris Owens PhD @likesohushhush.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Very much the situation @samwhyte.bsky.social and @kellywelles.bsky.social analysed in detail.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

We want all players to be up for the game.

Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

You think there may be some stiff decisions to make?

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Mark Ennis @markennis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Not with English players.

maillard reactionary @oujii.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I do not want to see Harry's cane

さやです❤︎ @eroticasaya.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

okay but why does this hit so hard 😭

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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

most graphic ever

☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

They can just reuse this:

Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

V A Rgra

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

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Lotr You Bow To Noone

ALT: Lotr You Bow To Noone

Micah @rincewind.run · 03/07/2026

audibly cackled

Daniel “Spooky Nickname” Tirebiter @danmofftarkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It’s like when a pole vaulter’s hog spoils their Olympic dreams.

French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati at the 2024 Summer Olympics accidentally knocking the bar off the uprights with his penis.

Fergus McKee @fergusmckee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm sure @noscoredraws.com will be on hand to recreate the scene.

Cartoon drawing of Scott McTominany, with what looked like a boner

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Mark @markoftheeast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Taking an erect free kick

brentlythomas @brentlythomas.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

#nowTHATScomedy

slappy the squirrel from “animaniacs”, a cis female elderly squirrel with grey fur and a white belly stands with her arms crossed and a wry expression on her face as if to say, “well, THAT was pointless!”

baja-hacker.bsky.social @baja-hacker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Oh, if only . . .

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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Offside by just the tip.

Des Ferris @dathiestferret.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Every Englishman will be ‘cock a hoop’ if they win.

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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I would pay good money for this to happen.

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Slade @oldmanslade.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The Messi statue with massive knob but with Kane England shirt on

Scott Heathcoat @scottheathcoat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Would be hard to overturn

K-Pop Big Buck Hunter @hellertime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“Wait! He was still onsides!?”

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Roy Long 🏏🏉🏎🏒🍺📷💿 @netjester63.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Will it cause them to play like a bunch of stiffs?