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kyleayers.bsky.social

@kyleayers.bsky.social
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Comedian from Conan, JFL, EdFringe, more. Lives in chronic head pain and jokes about it. Host of Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers pod. Bad at online.

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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Update: this was very fun!
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DND folks in LA! Tonight I am the only player in a show where there are FOUR DUNGEON MASTERS. They'll all simultaneously DM me through a one-shot. Look at this lineup of DMs! Paula Deming, Mary Lou, Amy Vorpahl, and Jared Logan run the game together! www.eventbrite.com/e/4-dms-1-ky...
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@charleshb@mastodon.sdf.org @charleshb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Daily( @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social )Zeitgeist w/ Miles( @milesofgray.bsky.social )Gray & Jack( @jackob1.bsky.social )O'Brien "Meet Me At 9/11! 09.11.26" Kyle( @kyleayers.bsky.social )Ayers www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Meet Me At 9/11! 09.11.26 - The Daily Zeitgeist | iHeart
<p>In episode 2124, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, host of&nbsp;<a href='https://kyleayers.com/neverseenit'>Never Seen It</a>, and creator of <a href='https://www.instagram.com/boastrattle/'>B...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of my favorite "Class Action Lawsuit Ad Images" i've ever scrolled upon.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just discovered that phone app that makes it look like i'm drinking a pint of beer. incredible stuff
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Endless things can be said about Dolly Parton, who may have been the greatest living American. Rest in peace to the best.
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Darkest Whimsy ➡️ New Episodes Weekly! @darkestwhimsy.com · 30/07/2026
Kyle Ayers is Murp, a Goliath Barbarian Bard 💪 @kyleayers.bsky.social is a very talented comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His stand up special, ‘Hard to Say’ was nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! Kyle is also our engineer, producer, and editor on Darkest Whimsy!
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Millennials if Sufjan had completed the 50 States Project
Gleaming utopian city meme
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Can I make a letterboxd even if I’ve never seen a single movie?
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Was Lindsay Graham vaccinated??!!
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My family and I voted for the Blue M&M back in 1995 and he spent less time in office than most everyone in Congress.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This, my friends, is how one bons the old mot:
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I forgot the name of that Nickelodeon doc and just called it "Aaahh! Real Monsters!"
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Running this new show in LA TONIGHT at The Elysian Theater where I ask comedians to try out jokes on topics they don't normally joke about. Crazy good lineup. Would love to see folks there! elysiantheater.com/shows/kyleay...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Between the US winning their first two games and some random MLS player scoring a hat trick for Argentina it’s been quite a start for US soccer all around.
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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The turtleneck kept the stink in 👨‍💻 @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #stevejobs #apple #iphone
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“7 6” - teen Yoda
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They just started putting tons of random stuff on the back of quarters and they didn't tell us.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh no these data centers are going to ruin all of the updawg
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I feel like the Citizens United ruling is somehow tied to Oops All Berries
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They are emphasizing the "white guy who says the n-word" portion of Twain's career when giving out the award this year.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Everyone’s mad at Chappell Roan but I've never met an 11 year old who didn’t need to get knocked down a peg.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Animated Short Film titles are always so whimsical compared to the movie’s themes. It’ll be like “Jimmy’s Bouncy Ball,” then that is a stop motion movie about dementia. #Oscars
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is “hey here’s quick shots of stuff you like anyways let this computer think for you”
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If I was a quarterback my presnap cadence would be me trying to get the defensive players with updawg.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s crazy living in Los Angeles you’ll randomly see your freaking neighbor in a Super Bowl commercial
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Why don't all of these right-wingers complaining about "Olympic skiers using their platforms to speak out" simply also get good enough at something to have a platform?
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett all sound like people who flip houses by installing a giant wagon wheel on the wall as art.
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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
So we agree nothing is anything #marjorietaylorgreene #maga #60minutes #comedy @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Love getting my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year! Always a nice time to reflect on what they put in my ears. Where'd all the time go? Wow! 16 thousand minutes definitely well-spent. Here's to 2025!
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
To get the Epstein Files, simply speak to the old man in Viridian City. Let him show you how to catch them. After watching his demonstration, fly to Cinnabar Island. Walk immediately to the east coast of the island, and Surf up and down that edge, and eventually you will encounter the Epstein Files.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Folks you simply gotta
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Voted YES on 50 in LA and now George Soros is flying me private to NY to vote for Mamdani what a fun Tuesday
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Dodgers are so wiped they’re making their best hitter pitch tomorrow.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Crazy to think that the youngest person ever was born today.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The Riyadh Comedy Festival is the only gig that pays you in installments cut up and put into five separate suitcases.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Denver! Tonight as High Plains Comedy Festival wraps up, Boast Rattle returns. A competitive compliment contest. Incredible lineup of hilarious comedians that will try and win at niceroasting one another. www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/shows/2025/0...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The "Courtroom Sketch Artist Union" must be the strongest in the entire country for the job security they've kept even after someone invented the camera.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Four more shows Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse, NYC. Would love to see ya there. www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...
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KYLE AYERS: HARD TO SAY | September 4 - 14 — SoHo Playhouse
Kyle Ayers (Conan, Edinburgh Fringe Best Newcomer Nominee) makes light of having Trigeminal Neuralgia, a rare nerve disorder known as Suicide Disease. Inherently already a funny topic, I know. Nominat...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Very kind review of my Off-Broadway show (currently running through September 14 @sohoplayhouse NYC) from Lavender After Dark. Give it a read! Come to a show! lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...
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Kyle Ayers’ HARD TO SAY at NYC’s Soho Playhouse: A Review
“I’m in pain all the time.  I wrote this show full of jokes about living in pain because that is how I deal with being in pain… I cope with it by laughing at it.  I’m giving…
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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If you’re a fascist serving looks it’s actually spelled fascion 🔫🧢 #jubilee #debate #hipster @kyleayers.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @pallavi.bsky.social
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Some kind words published reviewing "Hard to Say," and a few more kind audience reviews of the show. Here @sohoplayhousenyc.bsky.social thru Sunday. Last night was wonderful, keeping the shows going, feeling blessed that folks laugh and get something from it. lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Running through Sunday, September 14th. Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse in NYC. Shows have been a blast. Audiences have been great. Would love to see you there! “Hard to Say,” a comedy show about chronic pain. Now through Sept 14th at @sohoplayhouse www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Very kind review of my Off-Broadway show (currently running through September 14 @sohoplayhouse NYC) from Lavender After Dark. Give it a read! Come to a show! lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...
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Kyle Ayers’ HARD TO SAY at NYC’s Soho Playhouse: A Review
“I’m in pain all the time.  I wrote this show full of jokes about living in pain because that is how I deal with being in pain… I cope with it by laughing at it.  I’m giving…
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I thought "U.S. Open" was a sentence Trump was fully against.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
“Hard to Say” is currently the top rated show Off-Broadway in NYC, via show-score.com. What a wild time to be alive. Audiences have been great. Meeting people, laughing with folks, it’s been so fun Now through September 14th at the SoHo Playhouse in NYC. www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
We’re doing it, folks! Momentum is building. I’m having a blast, and it’s only two shows in. Come to this show! Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse in NYC through September 14th. Thank you to everyone who is helping spread the word. www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Off-Broadway run Opening Night is in the books! Wonderful crowd last night. I'm at @sohoplayhouse through September 14, NYC! Use code KYLEBOGO for Buy One Get One Tickets! “Hard to Say” a comedy about living in pain. www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...
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