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Jane Coaston

@janecoaston.bsky.social
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Host of Crooked Media’s “What A Day.” Contributing writer at the New York Times. Previously: host of The Argument. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 7h
One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12h
Accusing Jack Smith of attending a 23-24 Atlanta Hawks game, how rude
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12h
I've told this story before, but my dad LOVED Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football and that's how I knew this was going to be a terrible idea.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13h
Best part is when Schmitt gets angry that she points out he has the team wrong, as though he's the one who was wronged bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what gets me is that Lundegaard is so fixated on his own stupid problems (which I think we are to assume are gambling debts) that he is kind of confused when his son is upset that his mom has been kidnapped.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ravens-Cowboys was an all-PI masterclass
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude mentioned Hasan Piker for Pete's sake
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you could not waterboard this out of me. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
But there must be some set of skills that matter.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But maybe not those. We’re going to discover new ones. Just maybe not those.

There are a lot of skills that don’t matter. My first confession, I actually don’t know my address.And I ——

I don’t really believe that to be true.

It’s completely true. Janine will tell you and Lori will tell you.

One day I had to pump gas — it was a few years ago. They needed my ZIP code, and I panicked. I didn’t know my ZIP code. I don’t know my telephone number. I forget these things. I can live with it.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he apparently spent a lot of time talking on the phone to George Allen, which tracks www.espn.com/page2/wash/s...
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ESPN.com - Page2 - Nixon's tricks not in Redskins' playbook
It was the most notorious play of the Redskins' 1971 season. It was known as "Nixon's Play." It failed tremendously.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nixon was telling Hunter S. Thompson about backup Raiders receivers who played at Miami, he was a ball KNOWER
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh man that hits hard
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh their misogyny was like, pro-level, they got two-way contracts and everything
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there is a whole swath of "dirtbag leftists" whose "leftism" was just contrarianism coupled with a superiority complex. many of them have podcasts.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there were a lot of people who decided that "the economy of 2019" was the zenith of human development and were willing to sacrifice everything, and everyone else, to get it back.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christian Bale is a real one for this www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/r...
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Christian Bale Built a Foster Care Village in the California Desert
The actor has been working for almost two decades to build a foster care nonprofit outside Los Angeles.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After blathering on about Fox News' negative space with @gregsargent.bsky.social, @sulliview.bsky.social, @janecoaston.bsky.social, and @johnfugelsang.bsky.social I've finally written out a proper piece laying out the concept.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the front desk person at the hotel was like "eh, Seattle is fine, but I'm moving to Tampa" and she was really excited the human race contains multitudes
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Walking around like "yeah this will suffice"
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spent the weekend in Seattle (ran a 12K) and Seattle is a top-tier city, every time I go I'm like "oh this place rules"
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
update: C'MON
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Joe Thomas talking about the moment he realized that the Browns would never be good after 10 years of convincing himself they could be is fascinating viewing (via @bomani-jones.bsky.social) www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
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From the nfl community on Reddit: [Highlight] NFL Hall of Famer Joe Thomas says he cried after playing a perfect game in a 30 point loss to Tom Brady and realized he had spent 10 years fooling himself...
Explore this post and more from the nfl community
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hell yes youtu.be/oRy3pSq9xkE?...
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History Buffs: Enemy at the Gates
YouTube video by History Buffs
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
remember, all of this -- every bit of it -- is because of Ron DeSantis.
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Rob Pollard @robpollard45.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Source of one of my favorite schadenfreude clips. "Incomplete.....touch down." I'd give five million bucks for just these two plays. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK-8...
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Don Criqui BOOM DENARD'D
YouTube video by we had subs
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh hell yeah, I’m having Maryland soccer competing with frigging Barcelona for young talent if I have a money cannon
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've watched Justin Herbert play high-level football for seven years now and I just... c'mon
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if I had hundreds of millions of dollars this is literally *all* I would do. I don't want to start a race war or defy the laws of God, I want Michigan to never lose a single sporting event in any sport ever again.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Based on the timeline here Jolin Ellison saw Denard Robinson beat Notre Dame in 2011 and the Michigan football drug hit her like a goddang tidal wave www.wsj.com/sports/footb...
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Exclusive | The Super Donor Quarterbacking Michigan Sports: Larry Ellison’s Wife
University of Michigan graduate Jolin Ellison wields a deep pocket and a powerful voice directed at winning football and basketball games.
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Ruo Shui @ruoshuiresearch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social gets the feedback loop between the attention economy and the algos
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BAKE OFF IS BACK WE DID IT www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGbq...
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The Great British Baking Show: Collection 14 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it made me mad, genuinely mad, like there is an episode I thought was a dream sequence (it wasn't)
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if you were a cis girl going to a private high school in 2001 Gilmore Girls hit as hard as how I imagine David Bowie experienced R&B radio in the US in 1971
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the entire Netflix season is based on the idea that she is profoundly gifted and yet only one small town in Connecticut can understand her genius
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.tvline.com/news/gilmore...
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Gilmore Girls' Amy Sherman-Palladino: The Revival Post Mortem Interview You've Been Waiting For - TVLine
In an extensive post mortem interview 'Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life' creator Amy Sherman-Palladino talks about those final four words
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
her video on the church play cinematic universe is 10/10 youtu.be/ZK4gM7RC1M0?...
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The Church Play Cinematic Universe
YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my argument is that Rory was simultaneously the product of terrible choices and also the purveyor of terrible choices but she did so while treated as if she were the zenith of the human race
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't find the one I mean right now but I am happy to call you up personally and discuss how Rory Gilmore was the villain of that show
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
counterpoint: I have watched an hour long video explaining how Rory Gilmore was a war criminal and I'd do it again
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how this happened: @eringloriaryan.bsky.social said "hey do you want to rant about George W. Bush for more than an hour" and I said, "I've been waiting for this day since I was in eighth grade."
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine seeing Ryan Day melt into a puddle of mediocrity AGAIN and being so racist you can't even enjoy it, couldn't be me
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JOHN BROWN'S BODY IS A-BLOCKING THE FIELD GOAL
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Igneous Sigil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeeeep. Also a good reminder that Bin Laden's primary concern was US adventurism in the Middle East was getting in the way of *his* attempts to kill his neighbors into embracing his particular strain of theocratic authoritarianism, not moral opposition to US foreign policy specifically.
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Brent Staples @bstaples.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was at home in Brooklyn climbing the stairs to my top floor office when a flash lit up the stairwell. I rushed to the front door and looked toward Manhattan, more than a mile away: A black thunderhead came boiling over the East River, raining down charred papers from the desks of the dead.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bin Laden didn't want the US to overreact, he wanted the US to pull out of the Middle East entirely (and also stop being gay and letting Jewish people... do... anything? web.archive.org/web/20231014...).
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Wayback Machine
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he did 17 hours of straight coverage. no teleprompter. just producers handing him notes. that man had to explain to millions of people what was happening when no one knew what was happening.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My parents never watched the news (my mom loathed commercial television) except for the week after 9/11, when my dad leaned on Peter Jennings to an extent I had never seen before or since. I think now that was the first time I realized my dad was terrified of something.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
someone said this reminded them of Charles Manson's "Helter Skelter" plot and man you think you know how dumb that whole thing was and yet it was somehow even stupider than you think.
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Chris Dall @cvdall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My dad was on the 88th floor of the North tower, and not particularly mobile. Two younger guys he didn’t know carried him down the last 10 flights of stairs to the lobby.
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Kim @kimoco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A coworker/friend of mine had a friend on that plane; Mark Bingham. He helped take over the plane that may have saved the Capital or White House from attack that day. They played on a a gay rugby team together, and he helped Mark's mom deal with the aftermath. My emotions are raw today.
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