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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum and Andy Dalton:
old tweet

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfect
robby getting side-eyed by bill
from king of the hill lmao
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum is playing professional football in the year of our lord 2026 i’m tired
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
has anyone done an analysis of recalls during this administration compared to historical data?
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
texastribune.org
ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
We are publishing the name of the alleged shooter because we believe transparency in Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s killing is of vital public interest as investigators, lawmakers and the public seek to understand what happened and how ICE operates more broadly in this state. Read more here:
texastribune.org
ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texags still firing on all cylinders
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are we choosing between the rangers and cowboys?
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me, a lifelong cowboys fan
that dude who pretends to drink bleach
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hahahahahahahhaaha
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chargers-bills is stupid
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A turkey leg at the Texas State Fair is TWENTY FIVE dollars. The State Fair hasn’t been worth it in a while, but I think we’re well and fully cooked with the costs.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
aggies, what are you doing?
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Shehan Jeyarajah @shehanjeyarajah.com · 27/09/2026
College football is officially back
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i thought the ref said the defender was laughing lol
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
omg that’s disgusting….where?
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SaysBen @saysben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CHOMP CHOMP
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
image of the year lmaooo
texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wtf was that celebration lmao
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
baylor wearing 80s throwbacks 😍
baylor wearing 80s throwbacks in their conference opener against colorado
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
̶f̶r̶i̶d̶a̶y̶ thursday night lights
clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i didn’t want to share this until they left the country… we adopted fluffy from my daughter’s high school friend whose dad decided it was best that his family return to venezuela rather than risk being kidnapped and placed in an ICE concentration camp. fuck ICE and everyone who stands with them.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i chipped in what i could. please consider donating if you are able. fuck ICE forever.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫡🫡🫡
unrolls chris jericho’s list of 1004 holds… fuck trump, abbott, patrick, paxton, french… fuck trump, and finally, fuck anyone who stands with those fascist fucks.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 24/09/2026
a friend’s dad was taken by ICE and they’re looking to raise money for legal representation. share and donate if you’re able to www.gofundme.com/f/our-dad-wa...
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Donate to Our Dad was taken by ICE, organized by Victoria Rudenko
Our dad has called the United States home since 1996. He came here 30 years ago and has s… Victoria Rudenko needs your support for Our Dad was taken by ICE
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s…not normal 😳
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Balkan Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
None of this could happen if we still did everything in cash. I’m not saying we should go back to that, just people wouldn’t ask you for $200 for “miscellaneous fees” if you had to pull out 10 $20 bills because they’d know you’d justifiably take a swing at them.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you’re telling me the guy with a super PAC running this attack ad against talarico has shady business dealings with china?!? lol, lmao
scary screenshot, from a super PAC ad supporting paxton, scaring texas voters or something
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
never underestimate people’s inability to just pick up the phone and have a conversation
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man, shoutout the baylor bears football program — they wore a special decal last week designed by a 6yo leukemia patient 🥹
baylor football helmet with pink bear design decalpicture of a baylor football player in a yellow uniform holding his green helmet which has the special pink decal designed by a 6yo leukemia patient Earlier this year, a group of Baylor football student-athletes visited some of the pediatric patients at McLane Children's Medical Center in nearby Temple, Texas. During the visit, the players and kids colored their own versions of the Baylor bear head logo — and this Saturday, one of those designs will adorn the Bears' helmets when they take the field.

The artwork was created by 6-year-old ILaria Ramirez of Cameron, Texas (about an hour south of Waco). Ramirez, who was diagnosed with leukemia last year, titled her design "Helmet of Hope." Her art also features the words
"faith," "victory," and "strength."

Last month, ILaria got to visit practice, meet more of the team, and see her artwork brought to life:
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck yea
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ENTERTAIN YOUR GROIN
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy fat bear week to all who celebrate explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy fat bear week to all who celebrate explore.org/fat-bear-week
explore.org
Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that’s chad.
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Senegalese college basketball player, Amina Seck, is currently in ICE detention. Seck was travelling with her team to a tournament in New York when she was detained by ICE at Louisville Airport. She has been moved four times since her detention. #wnba eu.courier-journal.com/story/news/l...
eu.courier-journal.com
KSU women's basketball player detained by ICE at Louisville airport | Exclusive
Aminata Seck, 26, was detained while traveling as part of Kentucky State University's women's basketball team.
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele isn’t mad, it’s just disappointed.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hotty fucking toddy
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i need a decent video of ole miss playing neck!
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hotty fucking toddy
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
remember when kiffin hired jeff lebby *and* kendal briles damn that’s crazy
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bullshit call actually
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