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Normal Human Ghost

@classicbooghost.bsky.social
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Just a good ol' fashioned classic boo-ghost under a sheet. Apparition of the 505.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 1h
talarico by 8
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Cubs winning shunted us to the bad timeline could the white Sox winning get us back to the good one?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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George Romero’s Dawn of Gradet @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Women spend their entire lives navigating a civilization that, for 6000 years, has been openly hostile to their wants, needs, comfort, safety, health, intake, and output, but "we choose the bear" is a bridge too far for you? How will they ever manage without your glass-spined support?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When It happens it might be like this, unnoticed by anyone on live tv for a few minutes
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would fight for him
Miriel, Pastor of Vows from Elden Ring
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 28/09/2026
No it's Never follow a hippie to a second location
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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ashley (birthday month) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh fucking christ Donald what now
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
youtu.be
Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Normal Human Ghost @classicbooghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After a neurologist appointment recently, a person from her office called saying, "This new med you were rx'd has an unusually high co-pay. Can you afford $100 a month? If not, my job is to help find a way to get you a lower cost." AND SHE DID.
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Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I find annoying is that the rest of us (I mean mostly those of us assigned prey at birth), upon learning we were creepy and off-putting and getting past our Wednesday Addams leaning into it phase, asked a very different question than "how do I mask that to get laid"
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes! Let cats smoke indoors. Even if there are babies. Let cats blow smoke from real cigarettes, at babies
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blake: Tyger, Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? tyger: YES HENLO
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when I'm President I'm ripping up the cables and I'm starting at the rural broadband. experiment failed, go back to hooting into jugs or whatever
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explore.org @explore.org · 26/09/2026
Sit down Saturday.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
its true nasa has footage
venus with cartoon eye eating moon like pac man
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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William Nelson @boogers.io · 26/09/2026
They should let you verify your age by giving you a random string of characters that you temporarily put on your something awful profile page.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SPONGE BOB ME BOY,
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FINALLY www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Christina Larson @christina-larson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m excited to share my latest National Geographic reporting project — a collaboration with photographer Jack Devlin in Nigeria! This story of an elephant orphan went straight to my heart — and I hope you’ll smile, and maybe tear up, reading it, too. www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
nationalgeographic.com
How This Orphaned Elephant Defied the Odds
“The baby elephant needs a mother to run to. And the fact is that the mother is a 30-year-old Nigerian man right now.”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evelyn Normielib is officially the median Democrat
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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hegseth: We're making all the manly soldier men take testosterone... Miller: We must secure the existence... Trump: I want to kiss the handsome Muslim
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/09/2026
donald trump: i love this guy more than literally all my relatives and wives mamdani: this is the first time in my life that i can't make myself smile
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I could sum up why I’m not a Republican in one quote…
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like if you are a us army general and you are forced to watch Logan Paul give a speech to you this is the kind of thing that toppled Rome
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/09/2026
WET! FREAKS! WET! FREAKS! EVERYONE LOVES OUR WET! CONSTRUCTION! FREAKS!
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
probably because you’re fucking annoying
Photo of the front half of a bay horse with a halter on and flattened ears. Caption:Why is my horse acting irritable?
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