Reposted by Normal Human Ghostlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 1htalarico by 8 1014622
Reposted by Normal Human GhostWillow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the Cubs winning shunted us to the bad timeline could the white Sox winning get us back to the good one? 1759
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans 532070291
Reposted by Normal Human GhostGeorge Romero’s Dawn of Gradet @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Women spend their entire lives navigating a civilization that, for 6000 years, has been openly hostile to their wants, needs, comfort, safety, health, intake, and output, but "we choose the bear" is a bridge too far for you? How will they ever manage without your glass-spined support? 1383
Reposted by Normal Human GhostRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3293172
Reposted by Normal Human GhostSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2958981390
Reposted by Normal Human GhostRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id... 14754127
Reposted by Normal Human GhostJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When It happens it might be like this, unnoticed by anyone on live tv for a few minutes 2365899
Reposted by Normal Human GhostHouthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would fight for him 316622
Reposted by Normal Human GhostRachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 28/09/2026No it's Never follow a hippie to a second location 0131
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals 331890323
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostashley (birthday month) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh fucking christ Donald what now 8728
Reposted by Normal Human GhostFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...youtu.beTorgo's Theme (10 Minutes)YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard 39642106
Reposted by Normal Human GhostMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026) 18974320
Normal Human Ghost @classicbooghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026After a neurologist appointment recently, a person from her office called saying, "This new med you were rx'd has an unusually high co-pay. Can you afford $100 a month? If not, my job is to help find a way to get you a lower cost." AND SHE DID. 110
Reposted by Normal Human GhostKade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What I find annoying is that the rest of us (I mean mostly those of us assigned prey at birth), upon learning we were creepy and off-putting and getting past our Wednesday Addams leaning into it phase, asked a very different question than "how do I mask that to get laid" 3263
Reposted by Normal Human GhostJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yes! Let cats smoke indoors. Even if there are babies. Let cats blow smoke from real cigarettes, at babies 3853
Reposted by Normal Human GhostJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633259403
Reposted by Normal Human GhostEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Blake: Tyger, Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? tyger: YES HENLO 3384
Reposted by Normal Human GhostFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby. 372480294
Reposted by Normal Human GhostFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up. 532628265
Reposted by Normal Human GhostJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 26/09/2026when I'm President I'm ripping up the cables and I'm starting at the rural broadband. experiment failed, go back to hooting into jugs or whatever 2504
Reposted by Normal Human Ghosthammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026its true nasa has footage 212124
Reposted by Normal Human GhostGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189225397
Reposted by Normal Human GhostRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex 602973305
Reposted by Normal Human GhostWilliam Nelson @boogers.io · 26/09/2026They should let you verify your age by giving you a random string of characters that you temporarily put on your something awful profile page. 1668
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey 242986290
Reposted by Normal Human GhostAlison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now 41298226
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostsilver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold 7561128
Reposted by Normal Human GhostMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Girl dinner 6274791671
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881221
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106832532
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostload bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SPONGE BOB ME BOY, 526556
Reposted by Normal Human GhostTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893782661
Reposted by Normal Human GhostJosh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026FINALLY www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...mcsweeneys.netIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 627048
Reposted by Normal Human GhostChristina Larson @christina-larson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m excited to share my latest National Geographic reporting project — a collaboration with photographer Jack Devlin in Nigeria! This story of an elephant orphan went straight to my heart — and I hope you’ll smile, and maybe tear up, reading it, too. www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...nationalgeographic.comHow This Orphaned Elephant Defied the Odds“The baby elephant needs a mother to run to. And the fact is that the mother is a 30-year-old Nigerian man right now.” 27415
Reposted by Normal Human GhostCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Evelyn Normielib is officially the median Democrat 29757101
Reposted by Normal Human GhostMatatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hegseth: We're making all the manly soldier men take testosterone... Miller: We must secure the existence... Trump: I want to kiss the handsome Muslim 754241
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/09/2026donald trump: i love this guy more than literally all my relatives and wives mamdani: this is the first time in my life that i can't make myself smile 151045132
Reposted by Normal Human GhostYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not 71313384
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104037817
Reposted by Normal Human GhostElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If I could sum up why I’m not a Republican in one quote… 521700295
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: three slices of pizza Server, starting to sweat: what nine sides would you like with that Me: TAKE A WILD FUCKEN GUESS 451379164
Reposted by Normal Human Ghosthammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I feel like if you are a us army general and you are forced to watch Logan Paul give a speech to you this is the kind of thing that toppled Rome 48312
Reposted by Normal Human GhostK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/09/2026WET! FREAKS! WET! FREAKS! EVERYONE LOVES OUR WET! CONSTRUCTION! FREAKS! 7510114
Reposted by Normal Human Ghostʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026probably because you’re fucking annoying 38210